Swannie's Random Stuff

Will there eventually be an answer to the macro photos? Or have been stressing the grey matter in vain, but I admit this is the most exciting thing I've done in my usual uneventful week.
I may do a couple more and then perhaps answer all at once. But if you consider it art then it doesn't need answering, it's exactly whatever you think it is.
 
But if you consider it art then it doesn't need answering, it's exactly whatever you think it is.

You could bet your sweet fandago, it's a question that needs an answer. Art! my brow is so low it suffers from gravel-rash.
 
We have a pool section at the cricket. 39C, day night test match day 1.
More later...
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Nice Hot day.. Glad you have a pool to enjoy..
Have you heard at all from Hiroko??
 
NICE LENS!!!!
Looks like a lot of fun!!
Enjoy and please let Hiroko know that we are thinking of her also!!
 
NICE LENS!!!!
Looks like a lot of fun!!
Enjoy and please let Hiroko know that we are thinking of her also!!
I will. I am sure she will surface sooner or later.
I’m not much of a cricket fan but could be tempted to sit in the pool and watch.
In these temperatures it is the place.
Looks like a tongue. You have 2 piercings in your tongue?

No I have not done any tongue piercings.
 
So, something happened this morning. I went out Christmas shopping, took a short cut out of the parking area by hopping over a barrier and heard "rip". Damage check in the reversing area mirror just in case it was tucked away underneath where no one would see, but no, it was terminal for the jeans. On a no undies day too.
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Scurried up the road like I meant for my arse crease to be out and thought the best strategy was not to go back home but to just buy something else. So I grabbed some knickers from one shop then popped into a dress store. I asked the sales assistant to collect the one I had and get me a size smaller, so this girl just waltzes into the changeroom while I was taking off the large one. Rather complimentary to be told your bum is posterworthy. I'm sure she says that to everyone. So one in the mirror while I was waiting for her to come back in.
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And finally home again. Its 43C/109F for 5 days straight here so I am officially retiring from wearing clothes and you can find me in a swim bottom until tuesday if I absolutely have to wear something. If you don't like boobs don't deliver parcels to my door.
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So, something happened this morning. I went out Christmas shopping, took a short cut out of the parking area by hopping over a barrier and heard "rip". Damage check in the reversing area mirror just in case it was tucked away underneath where no one would see, but no, it was terminal for the jeans. On a no undies day too.
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Scurried up the road like I meant for my arse crease to be out and thought the best strategy was not to go back home but to just buy something else. So I grabbed some knickers from one shop then popped into a dress store. I asked the sales assistant to collect the one I had and get me a size smaller, so this girl just waltzes into the changeroom while I was taking off the large one. Rather complimentary to be told your bum is posterworthy. I'm sure she says that to everyone. So one in the mirror while I was waiting for her to come back in.
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And finally home again. Its 43C/109F for 5 days straight here so I am officially retiring from wearing clothes and you can find me in a swim bottom until tuesday if I absolutely have to wear something. If you don't like boobs don't deliver parcels to my door.
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Nicely ripped, it could have been worse and been wide open without the threads holding it.
The assistant is quite right. Your arse would look good on a roadside poster.
Seeing your breasts when delivering would mean I would have been popping back to see if you would take in a parcel for a neighbour
 
So, something happened this morning. I went out Christmas shopping, took a short cut out of the parking area by hopping over a barrier and heard "rip". Damage check in the reversing area mirror just in case it was tucked away underneath where no one would see, but no, it was terminal for the jeans. On a no undies day too.
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Scurried up the road like I meant for my arse crease to be out and thought the best strategy was not to go back home but to just buy something else. So I grabbed some knickers from one shop then popped into a dress store. I asked the sales assistant to collect the one I had and get me a size smaller, so this girl just waltzes into the changeroom while I was taking off the large one. Rather complimentary to be told your bum is posterworthy. I'm sure she says that to everyone. So one in the mirror while I was waiting for her to come back in.
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And finally home again. Its 43C/109F for 5 days straight here so I am officially retiring from wearing clothes and you can find me in a swim bottom until tuesday if I absolutely have to wear something. If you don't like boobs don't deliver parcels to my door.
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You know, this sounds like a pretty interesting plot for a Lit story. Thanks for sharing. :D

ps, for comparison, it is a balmy 0°C here and dropping. Stay warm.
 
So, something happened this morning. I went out Christmas shopping, took a short cut out of the parking area by hopping over a barrier and heard "rip". Damage check in the reversing area mirror just in case it was tucked away underneath where no one would see, but no, it was terminal for the jeans. On a no undies day too.
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Scurried up the road like I meant for my arse crease to be out and thought the best strategy was not to go back home but to just buy something else. So I grabbed some knickers from one shop then popped into a dress store. I asked the sales assistant to collect the one I had and get me a size smaller, so this girl just waltzes into the changeroom while I was taking off the large one. Rather complimentary to be told your bum is posterworthy. I'm sure she says that to everyone. So one in the mirror while I was waiting for her to come back in.
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And finally home again. Its 43C/109F for 5 days straight here so I am officially retiring from wearing clothes and you can find me in a swim bottom until tuesday if I absolutely have to wear something. If you don't like boobs don't deliver parcels to my door.
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That would be so embarrassing. It's lucky you were not bending over in a restaurant or a shopping center. Looks like you got through it ok.
 
Nicely ripped, it could have been worse and been wide open without the threads holding it.
The assistant is quite right. Your arse would look good on a roadside poster.
Seeing your breasts when delivering would mean I would have been popping back to see if you would take in a parcel for a neighbour
They are welcome to deliver. My house so all good, no grounds for objections here. I don't think the threads were holding anything, it had let go completely. Of course hubby's comment was about the quality of last nights curry.
You know, this sounds like a pretty interesting plot for a Lit story. Thanks for sharing. :D

ps, for comparison, it is a balmy 0°C here and dropping. Stay warm.
In a lit story you wouldn't have a shortcut over a traffic barrier, you'd have to be much further into the middle of a crowded area and the seam goes further than that.
Stay warm... Pretty well assured here.
That would be so embarrassing. It's lucky you were not bending over in a restaurant or a shopping center. Looks like you got through it ok.
Hello sweetheart, hope everything went well.
Yes got through this one. Probably good for it to have gone before it was in a really crowded area.
 
So, something happened this morning. I went out Christmas shopping, took a short cut out of the parking area by hopping over a barrier and heard "rip". Damage check in the reversing area mirror just in case it was tucked away underneath where no one would see, but no, it was terminal for the jeans. On a no undies day too.
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Scurried up the road like I meant for my arse crease to be out and thought the best strategy was not to go back home but to just buy something else. So I grabbed some knickers from one shop then popped into a dress store. I asked the sales assistant to collect the one I had and get me a size smaller, so this girl just waltzes into the changeroom while I was taking off the large one. Rather complimentary to be told your bum is posterworthy. I'm sure she says that to everyone. So one in the mirror while I was waiting for her to come back in.
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And finally home again. Its 43C/109F for 5 days straight here so I am officially retiring from wearing clothes and you can find me in a swim bottom until tuesday if I absolutely have to wear something. If you don't like boobs don't deliver parcels to my door.
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You are hilarious and wonderful all at the same time.
 
They are welcome to deliver. My house so all good, no grounds for objections here. I don't think the threads were holding anything, it had let go completely. Of course hubby's comment was about the quality of last nights curry.

A bit of a bum burning curry then, no wonder they were weakened.:D
 
So, something happened this morning. I went out Christmas shopping, took a short cut out of the parking area by hopping over a barrier and heard "rip". Damage check in the reversing area mirror just in case it was tucked away underneath where no one would see, but no, it was terminal for the jeans. On a no undies day too.
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Scurried up the road like I meant for my arse crease to be out and thought the best strategy was not to go back home but to just buy something else. So I grabbed some knickers from one shop then popped into a dress store. I asked the sales assistant to collect the one I had and get me a size smaller, so this girl just waltzes into the changeroom while I was taking off the large one. Rather complimentary to be told your bum is posterworthy. I'm sure she says that to everyone. So one in the mirror while I was waiting for her to come back in.
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And finally home again. Its 43C/109F for 5 days straight here so I am officially retiring from wearing clothes and you can find me in a swim bottom until tuesday if I absolutely have to wear something. If you don't like boobs don't deliver parcels to my door.
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:rollin You are awesome. Most women I know would be mortified and paralyzed if that happened to them. Not you, you are the female James Bond.
 
So, something happened this morning. I went out Christmas shopping, took a short cut out of the parking area by hopping over a barrier and heard "rip". Damage check in the reversing area mirror just in case it was tucked away underneath where no one would see, but no, it was terminal for the jeans. On a no undies day too.
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Scurried up the road like I meant for my arse crease to be out and thought the best strategy was not to go back home but to just buy something else. So I grabbed some knickers from one shop then popped into a dress store. I asked the sales assistant to collect the one I had and get me a size smaller, so this girl just waltzes into the changeroom while I was taking off the large one. Rather complimentary to be told your bum is posterworthy. I'm sure she says that to everyone. So one in the mirror while I was waiting for her to come back in.
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And finally home again. Its 43C/109F for 5 days straight here so I am officially retiring from wearing clothes and you can find me in a swim bottom until tuesday if I absolutely have to wear something. If you don't like boobs don't deliver parcels to my door.
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Beautiful! Wow! What I wouldn’t do to be your parcel delivery guy! :) Enjoy your weekend.
 
So, something happened this morning. I went out Christmas shopping, took a short cut out of the parking area by hopping over a barrier and heard "rip". Damage check in the reversing area mirror just in case it was tucked away underneath where no one would see, but no, it was terminal for the jeans. On a no undies day too.
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Scurried up the road like I meant for my arse crease to be out and thought the best strategy was not to go back home but to just buy something else. So I grabbed some knickers from one shop then popped into a dress store. I asked the sales assistant to collect the one I had and get me a size smaller, so this girl just waltzes into the changeroom while I was taking off the large one. Rather complimentary to be told your bum is posterworthy. I'm sure she says that to everyone. So one in the mirror while I was waiting for her to come back in.
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And finally home again. Its 43C/109F for 5 days straight here so I am officially retiring from wearing clothes and you can find me in a swim bottom until tuesday if I absolutely have to wear something. If you don't like boobs don't deliver parcels to my door.
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Haha! The rip looks deliberate-ish and fabulous. I did the same in Sicily a couple of years ago... in the packed small town of Taormina - wall to wall tourists, I made my other half walk really close behind to protect my modesty. He wasn’t very helpful :rolleyes:

Not sure how you avoid the parcel deliveries at this time of year, so say hi to the very grateful post guy or gal, :heart:
 
You are hilarious and wonderful all at the same time.
I enjoy life. Just keep rolling.
A bit of a bum burning curry then, no wonder they were weakened.:D
Maybe, who knows. You'd have to watch out for naked flames once you have a hole like that if that was the cause. Memories of doing blue flames as a school kid...
:rollin You are awesome. Most women I know would be mortified and paralyzed if that happened to them. Not you, you are the female James Bond.
There is shit that is devastating and there is shit that you just have to get on with. Either way, its a bit of skin not a tidal wave coming down the street at you. Now as to Jane Bond, you never know...
Beautiful! Wow! What I wouldn’t do to be your parcel delivery guy! :) Enjoy your weekend.
I don't get too many. I still like human interaction on the most part. I don't use the self check out section at the supermarket either, I prefer humans in jobs.
Haha! The rip looks deliberate-ish and fabulous. I did the same in Sicily a couple of years ago... in the packed small town of Taormina - wall to wall tourists, I made my other half walk really close behind to protect my modesty. He wasn’t very helpful :rolleyes:

Not sure how you avoid the parcel deliveries at this time of year, so say hi to the very grateful post guy or gal, :heart:
I can't remember it having a weak spot but obviously did somewhere. The girls buy me all sorts of distressed jeans so that I wear things that they "won't be embarrassed to be seen with." Mum of teenagers issues... It was a decent rip sound when I cocked my leg over the barrier to hurdle it.
The lady who delivers for the post office parcel service got an eyeful a couple of months ago when the towel dropped as I was trying to sign her delivery tablet and hold onto the parcel at the same time.
My bloke would be walking behind taking photos and admiring any view if he was there. At least they are consistent. Just have to own it.
 
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