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I may do a couple more and then perhaps answer all at once. But if you consider it art then it doesn't need answering, it's exactly whatever you think it is.
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I think it looks tasty!!!!
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But if you consider it art then it doesn't need answering, it's exactly whatever you think it is.
You could bet your sweet fandago, it's a question that needs an answer. Art! my brow is so low it suffers from gravel-rash.
You could bet your sweet fandago, it's a question that needs an answer. Art! my brow is so low it suffers from gravel-rash.
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Wet lips, no not those, mouth I meant.
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We have a pool section at the cricket. 39C, day night test match day 1.
More later...
More later...
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We have a pool section at the cricket. 39C, day night test match day 1.
More later...
That's badass!
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Yes quite nice. About 10% humidity so dry.
Yes, they are enjoying their honeymoon.
It's a bit of a feature lately at Australian cricket.
Yes.
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I’m not much of a cricket fan but could be tempted to sit in the pool and watch.
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Ok, absolutely deniable macro zoom fun, take II.
My sweet innocence and the dirty mind of you lot should have some fun with this one.
What am I?
Looks like a tongue. You have 2 piercings in your tongue?
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I will. I am sure she will surface sooner or later.
In these temperatures it is the place.
No I have not done any tongue piercings.
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So, something happened this morning. I went out Christmas shopping, took a short cut out of the parking area by hopping over a barrier and heard "rip". Damage check in the reversing area mirror just in case it was tucked away underneath where no one would see, but no, it was terminal for the jeans. On a no undies day too.
Scurried up the road like I meant for my arse crease to be out and thought the best strategy was not to go back home but to just buy something else. So I grabbed some knickers from one shop then popped into a dress store. I asked the sales assistant to collect the one I had and get me a size smaller, so this girl just waltzes into the changeroom while I was taking off the large one. Rather complimentary to be told your bum is posterworthy. I'm sure she says that to everyone. So one in the mirror while I was waiting for her to come back in.
And finally home again. Its 43C/109F for 5 days straight here so I am officially retiring from wearing clothes and you can find me in a swim bottom until tuesday if I absolutely have to wear something. If you don't like boobs don't deliver parcels to my door.
Scurried up the road like I meant for my arse crease to be out and thought the best strategy was not to go back home but to just buy something else. So I grabbed some knickers from one shop then popped into a dress store. I asked the sales assistant to collect the one I had and get me a size smaller, so this girl just waltzes into the changeroom while I was taking off the large one. Rather complimentary to be told your bum is posterworthy. I'm sure she says that to everyone. So one in the mirror while I was waiting for her to come back in.
And finally home again. Its 43C/109F for 5 days straight here so I am officially retiring from wearing clothes and you can find me in a swim bottom until tuesday if I absolutely have to wear something. If you don't like boobs don't deliver parcels to my door.
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Nicely ripped, it could have been worse and been wide open without the threads holding it.
The assistant is quite right. Your arse would look good on a roadside poster.
Seeing your breasts when delivering would mean I would have been popping back to see if you would take in a parcel for a neighbour
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So, something happened this morning. I went out Christmas shopping, took a short cut out of the parking area by hopping over a barrier and heard "rip". Damage check in the reversing area mirror just in case it was tucked away underneath where no one would see, but no, it was terminal for the jeans. On a no undies day too.
Scurried up the road like I meant for my arse crease to be out and thought the best strategy was not to go back home but to just buy something else. So I grabbed some knickers from one shop then popped into a dress store. I asked the sales assistant to collect the one I had and get me a size smaller, so this girl just waltzes into the changeroom while I was taking off the large one. Rather complimentary to be told your bum is posterworthy. I'm sure she says that to everyone. So one in the mirror while I was waiting for her to come back in.
And finally home again. Its 43C/109F for 5 days straight here so I am officially retiring from wearing clothes and you can find me in a swim bottom until tuesday if I absolutely have to wear something. If you don't like boobs don't deliver parcels to my door.
You know, this sounds like a pretty interesting plot for a Lit story. Thanks for sharing.
ps, for comparison, it is a balmy 0°C here and dropping. Stay warm.
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That would be so embarrassing. It's lucky you were not bending over in a restaurant or a shopping center. Looks like you got through it ok.So, something happened this morning. I went out Christmas shopping, took a short cut out of the parking area by hopping over a barrier and heard "rip". Damage check in the reversing area mirror just in case it was tucked away underneath where no one would see, but no, it was terminal for the jeans. On a no undies day too.
Scurried up the road like I meant for my arse crease to be out and thought the best strategy was not to go back home but to just buy something else. So I grabbed some knickers from one shop then popped into a dress store. I asked the sales assistant to collect the one I had and get me a size smaller, so this girl just waltzes into the changeroom while I was taking off the large one. Rather complimentary to be told your bum is posterworthy. I'm sure she says that to everyone. So one in the mirror while I was waiting for her to come back in.
And finally home again. Its 43C/109F for 5 days straight here so I am officially retiring from wearing clothes and you can find me in a swim bottom until tuesday if I absolutely have to wear something. If you don't like boobs don't deliver parcels to my door.
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They are welcome to deliver. My house so all good, no grounds for objections here. I don't think the threads were holding anything, it had let go completely. Of course hubby's comment was about the quality of last nights curry.
In a lit story you wouldn't have a shortcut over a traffic barrier, you'd have to be much further into the middle of a crowded area and the seam goes further than that.You know, this sounds like a pretty interesting plot for a Lit story. Thanks for sharing.
ps, for comparison, it is a balmy 0°C here and dropping. Stay warm.
Stay warm... Pretty well assured here.
Hello sweetheart, hope everything went well.
Yes got through this one. Probably good for it to have gone before it was in a really crowded area.
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So, something happened this morning. I went out Christmas shopping, took a short cut out of the parking area by hopping over a barrier and heard "rip". Damage check in the reversing area mirror just in case it was tucked away underneath where no one would see, but no, it was terminal for the jeans. On a no undies day too.
Scurried up the road like I meant for my arse crease to be out and thought the best strategy was not to go back home but to just buy something else. So I grabbed some knickers from one shop then popped into a dress store. I asked the sales assistant to collect the one I had and get me a size smaller, so this girl just waltzes into the changeroom while I was taking off the large one. Rather complimentary to be told your bum is posterworthy. I'm sure she says that to everyone. So one in the mirror while I was waiting for her to come back in.
And finally home again. Its 43C/109F for 5 days straight here so I am officially retiring from wearing clothes and you can find me in a swim bottom until tuesday if I absolutely have to wear something. If you don't like boobs don't deliver parcels to my door.
You are hilarious and wonderful all at the same time.
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So, something happened this morning. I went out Christmas shopping, took a short cut out of the parking area by hopping over a barrier and heard "rip". Damage check in the reversing area mirror just in case it was tucked away underneath where no one would see, but no, it was terminal for the jeans. On a no undies day too.
Scurried up the road like I meant for my arse crease to be out and thought the best strategy was not to go back home but to just buy something else. So I grabbed some knickers from one shop then popped into a dress store. I asked the sales assistant to collect the one I had and get me a size smaller, so this girl just waltzes into the changeroom while I was taking off the large one. Rather complimentary to be told your bum is posterworthy. I'm sure she says that to everyone. So one in the mirror while I was waiting for her to come back in.
And finally home again. Its 43C/109F for 5 days straight here so I am officially retiring from wearing clothes and you can find me in a swim bottom until tuesday if I absolutely have to wear something. If you don't like boobs don't deliver parcels to my door.
:rollin You are awesome. Most women I know would be mortified and paralyzed if that happened to them. Not you, you are the female James Bond.
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So, something happened this morning. I went out Christmas shopping, took a short cut out of the parking area by hopping over a barrier and heard "rip". Damage check in the reversing area mirror just in case it was tucked away underneath where no one would see, but no, it was terminal for the jeans. On a no undies day too.
Scurried up the road like I meant for my arse crease to be out and thought the best strategy was not to go back home but to just buy something else. So I grabbed some knickers from one shop then popped into a dress store. I asked the sales assistant to collect the one I had and get me a size smaller, so this girl just waltzes into the changeroom while I was taking off the large one. Rather complimentary to be told your bum is posterworthy. I'm sure she says that to everyone. So one in the mirror while I was waiting for her to come back in.
And finally home again. Its 43C/109F for 5 days straight here so I am officially retiring from wearing clothes and you can find me in a swim bottom until tuesday if I absolutely have to wear something. If you don't like boobs don't deliver parcels to my door.
Beautiful! Wow! What I wouldn’t do to be your parcel delivery guy!
Enjoy your weekend.
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So, something happened this morning. I went out Christmas shopping, took a short cut out of the parking area by hopping over a barrier and heard "rip". Damage check in the reversing area mirror just in case it was tucked away underneath where no one would see, but no, it was terminal for the jeans. On a no undies day too.
Scurried up the road like I meant for my arse crease to be out and thought the best strategy was not to go back home but to just buy something else. So I grabbed some knickers from one shop then popped into a dress store. I asked the sales assistant to collect the one I had and get me a size smaller, so this girl just waltzes into the changeroom while I was taking off the large one. Rather complimentary to be told your bum is posterworthy. I'm sure she says that to everyone. So one in the mirror while I was waiting for her to come back in.
And finally home again. Its 43C/109F for 5 days straight here so I am officially retiring from wearing clothes and you can find me in a swim bottom until tuesday if I absolutely have to wear something. If you don't like boobs don't deliver parcels to my door.
Haha! The rip looks deliberate-ish and fabulous. I did the same in Sicily a couple of years ago... in the packed small town of Taormina - wall to wall tourists, I made my other half walk really close behind to protect my modesty. He wasn’t very helpful
Not sure how you avoid the parcel deliveries at this time of year, so say hi to the very grateful post guy or gal,
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I enjoy life. Just keep rolling.
Maybe, who knows. You'd have to watch out for naked flames once you have a hole like that if that was the cause. Memories of doing blue flames as a school kid...A bit of a bum burning curry then, no wonder they were weakened.
There is shit that is devastating and there is shit that you just have to get on with. Either way, its a bit of skin not a tidal wave coming down the street at you. Now as to Jane Bond, you never know...
I don't get too many. I still like human interaction on the most part. I don't use the self check out section at the supermarket either, I prefer humans in jobs.Beautiful! Wow! What I wouldn’t do to be your parcel delivery guy!
I can't remember it having a weak spot but obviously did somewhere. The girls buy me all sorts of distressed jeans so that I wear things that they "won't be embarrassed to be seen with." Mum of teenagers issues... It was a decent rip sound when I cocked my leg over the barrier to hurdle it.Haha! The rip looks deliberate-ish and fabulous. I did the same in Sicily a couple of years ago... in the packed small town of Taormina - wall to wall tourists, I made my other half walk really close behind to protect my modesty. He wasn’t very helpful
Not sure how you avoid the parcel deliveries at this time of year, so say hi to the very grateful post guy or gal,
The lady who delivers for the post office parcel service got an eyeful a couple of months ago when the towel dropped as I was trying to sign her delivery tablet and hold onto the parcel at the same time.
My bloke would be walking behind taking photos and admiring any view if he was there. At least they are consistent. Just have to own it.
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