Drop a word, add a new one

[ydahecnot]

Five-word-sentence style. The new sentence should read like a coherent sentence, and keep the words in the same order, just replacing one. I will start.

I created a new thread.

Go!

 

[AbsintheFather]

I killed a new thread.

But maybe it was dead on arrival

 

[ydahecnot]

He killed a new thread.

 

[AbsintheFather]

He killed a new puppy

 

[ydahecnot]

He petted a new puppy

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

He petted a new puppy

He petted a happy puppy.

Do the words have to stay in the same order, or can they be rearranged?

 

[ydahecnot]

Same order, I would be inclined to say.

He petted a happy pussy

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Same order, I would be inclined to say.

He petted a happy pussy

He petted a wet pussy.

I figured we were heading for pussy.

 

[ydahecnot]

He licked a wet pussy

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

He licked a wet pussy

She licked a wet pussy.

 

[fsa52]

She licked a wet dog.

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

She licked a wet dog.

She licked a wet spoon.

Bet you can guess where I got the inspiration for that one

 

[Boldone2]

She used a wet spoon.

 

[fsa52]

She licked a wet spoon.

Bet you can guess where I got the inspiration for that one

Nice to know I’m an inspiration!!


She bit a wet spoon.

 

[ydahecnot]

She bit a wooden spoon

 

[fsa52]

She wielded a wooden spoon.

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

She wielded a wooden paddle.

Your AV picture is also inspiring. In a different way

 

[fsa52]

She wielded a wooden paddle.

Your AV picture is also inspiring. In a different way

She wielded a large paddle.

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

She wielded a large paddle.

She wanted a large paddle.

Thanks for the kiss. Nothing better for the ego of an old man than a kiss from a sexy woman.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

She wanted a large paddle.

Thanks for the kiss. Nothing better for the ego of an old man than a kiss from a sexy woman.

She wanted a large dick.

Duh.

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

She wanted a large dick.

Duh.

She wanted my large dick.
Was that "duh" aimed at me?

 

[ydahecnot]

She wanted my pencil dick

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

She wanted my pencil eraser.

I think this would work better if you could move the words around.
We are getting stuck in a limited pattern of words

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

She wanted my pencil eraser.

I think this would work better if you could move the words around.
We are getting stuck in a limited pattern of words

She chewed my pencil eraser.

Please someone say she chewed my dick.

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

She chewed my pencil eraser.

Please someone say she chewed my dick.

She chewed my pencil tip.

Honey, I would let you do whatever you want with m dick
but
I can't lie.
Its not a pencil dick