Make An Assumption About The Person Above You [v2.0]

[hairball18]

I assume his last name isn't, X.

IA she is very talented with whipped cream.

 

[Billsexpot]

IA she is very talented with whipped cream.

I assume he spends a lot of money on postage to Abu Dhabi

 

[Lonelywife1205]

IA she is very talented with whipped cream.

I assume he licks himself clean.
Wait, I guess I’m also assuming he is a dude.

 

[Richard_C]

I assume he licks himself clean.
Wait, I guess I’m also assuming he is a dude.

IA her flower is quite lovely!!

 

[_valkyrie_]

I assume he monitors his liver activity regularly.

 

[neakman]

I assume he monitors his liver activity regularly.

IA all her friends call her Val.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I assume he monitors his liver activity regularly.

I assume she doesn't snore, but sleeps with one foot off the bed.

 

[neakman]

I assume she doesn't snore, but sleeps with one foot off the bed.

I assume her vision is normal and she is ignoring me for a reason.

 

[TTawhere]

I assume her vision is normal and she is ignoring me for a reason.

I assume he’s neaky.

 

[kurrginatorX]

I assume he’s neaky.

I assume he is aware of Pi

 

[Booboobear84]

I assume he’s neaky.

I assume he's been to the Calvin Theatre or the Iron Horse. IAA that no one else on this thread will have clue what I am talking about.

 

[kurrginatorX]

I assume he's been to the Calvin Theatre or the Iron Horse. IAA that no one else on this thread will have clue what I am talking about.

IA the only spiritual advice s/he receives comes not from Yogi Bear or even the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, but the insane warblings of Yogi Berra.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I assume his throat is coarse from shouting at the Devil, not knowing that the Devil is deaf.

 

[kurrginatorX]

IA she loves mayonnaise on her French fries. Thick, white globules of it. So much that she has to use a fork so as not to dirty her hands.

 

[Taegul]

IA he still makes choo-choo noises as he's about to stuff a fork full of vegetables into his mouth.

 

[kurrginatorX]

IA he wears those red, woolen long johns with the button-up ass flap so he can stay warm while he poos.

 

[Taegul]

IA he drowns his cereal in chocolate milk.

 

[JerseyJade]

IA he drowns his cereal in chocolate milk.

IA he has something stuck in his mouth.

 

[kurrginatorX]

IA she has something stuck in her mouth … by choice. Happy Holidays, JJ

 

[JerseyJade]

IA she has something stuck in her mouth … by choice. Happy Holidays, JJ

Happy Holidays, K.

 

[QuietCanadian]

Happy Holidays, K.

IA she likes to wear jade coloured jerseys.

 

[Booboobear84]

Happy Holidays, K.

IA she gets hit on a lot in real life

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

IA she gets hit on a lot in real life

IA he wears a kilt when he does all that dancing.

 

[Stilllearning2b]

IA he wears a kilt when he does all that dancing.

IA looks stunning in red.

 

[kurrginatorX]

IA looks stunning in red.

I assume s/he is shy.