Cock Wraps

[Trekka]

https://s3.amazonaws.com/spoonflower/public/design_thumbnails/0682/2766/rrcockdog_white_align-01_shop_thumb.png

This is a fabric print.
This exists.
It can be ordered online.
Curtains for the new beach house?

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

https://s3.amazonaws.com/spoonflower/public/design_thumbnails/0682/2766/rrcockdog_white_align-01_shop_thumb.png

This is a fabric print.
This exists.
It can be ordered online.
Curtains for the new beach house?

I thought this was going to be something to wrap my cock in.

 

[hairball18]

https://s3.amazonaws.com/spoonflower/public/design_thumbnails/0682/2766/rrcockdog_white_align-01_shop_thumb.png

This is a fabric print.
This exists.
It can be ordered online.
Curtains for the new beach house?

It would be a nice skirt.

 

[Trekka]

I thought this was going to be something to wrap my cock in.

You could stitch a blank out of it and wrap it up quite nicely.

It would be a nice skirt.

Oooh! For casual Friday.

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

You could stitch a blank out of it and wrap it up quite nicely.

But I don't sew

I think it would be uncomfortable to get one as a Christmas present
With the children around and all.

 

[hairball18]

You could stitch a blank out of it and wrap it up quite nicely.



Oooh! For casual Friday.

Would be the talk of the office.

 

[Taegul]

I see a remodeling and rebranding theme in Der Wienerschnitzel's future. Wallpaper the whole interior. I'd totally eat there.

"No mayo please, I brought my own..."

 

[Cyberbella]

Just remember those penises are no longer attached to anyone. You could end up being dinner... well a part of you anyway.

 

[Taegul]

Just remember those penises are no longer attached to anyone. You could end up being dinner... well a part of you anyway.

It's just for the wallpaper, it's not like people are gonna start asking for penises as a pizza topping are they? ARE THEY?!?!

"I'd like a large Lorena Bobbitt special with extra cheese please!"

 

[Richard_C]

It's just for the wallpaper, it's not like people are gonna start asking for penises as a pizza topping are they? ARE THEY?!?!

"I'd like a large Lorena Bobbitt special with extra cheese please!"

OMG!!

Points awarded here! Damn that's funny!!!

 

[Cyberbella]

It's just for the wallpaper, it's not like people are gonna start asking for penises as a pizza topping are they? ARE THEY?!?!

"I'd like a large Lorena Bobbitt special with extra cheese please!"

Not in Cali anyway... they're all vegan aren't they?

 

[Taegul]

Not in Cali anyway... they're all vegan aren't they?

There ain't no way in HELL I'm going to a vegan Alberto's! I love my tacos meaty and juicy.

That sounded wrong.

 

[Cyberbella]

There ain't no way in HELL I'm going to a vegan Alberto's! I love my tacos meaty and juicy.

That sounded wrong.

You forgot smooth... or was it hairy? I can never remember.

 

[Taegul]

You forgot smooth... or was it hairy? I can never remember.

I've never known Albertos to put a mustache on a taco . Maybe quesadillas?

Damn I'm hungry now lol.

 

[Cyberbella]

I've never known Albertos to put a mustache on a taco . Maybe quesadillas?

Damn I'm hungry now lol.

I like tacos too... the real kind... not the sexual innuendo kind.

 

[Trekka]

It's getting cold in sunny Florida tonight!

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/shopping?q=tbn:ANd9GcSiti8ii0y3Bc5A8FOd5q3dwd0uXzb0Nfh9Ddex_XfC7awYhPFtgYi65J7jSiAnAWwPT57kni4&usqp=CAc

Good to know that maturity brings certain benefits with it.
So this is what the old ladies in the nursing home are *really* knitting.

 

[Taegul]

It's getting cold in sunny Florida tonight!

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/shopping?q=tbn:ANd9GcSiti8ii0y3Bc5A8FOd5q3dwd0uXzb0Nfh9Ddex_XfC7awYhPFtgYi65J7jSiAnAWwPT57kni4&usqp=CAc

Good to know that maturity brings certain benefits with it.
So this is what the old ladies in the nursing home are *really* knitting.

Is that offered in "Clydesdale" size?

 

[Trekka]

Is that offered in "Clydesdale" size?

I almost googled "horse cock wrap" but then I took pause.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Awwww, look how roomy the ballsack is for the “mature” gravity pulled balls.
Considerate.
Now I know what to get Uncle Ned.

 

[Trekka]

Awwww, look how roomy the ballsack is for the “mature” gravity pulled balls.
Considerate.
Now I know what to get Uncle Ned.

That's a lifetime of experience in those balls.

 

[Sexybritches69]

This thread is weird. I’m just gonna cuddle up with this. It’s almost as good as the real thing.

https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2086590&stc=1&d=1575333541

 

[bondagegirl007]

I feel like I’ve just stumbled into the Wish app...

 

[Trekka]

This thread is weird. I’m just gonna cuddle up with this. It’s almost as good as the real thing.

https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2086590&stc=1&d=1575333541

*Wrap* your arms around it

 

[Taegul]

This thread is weird. I’m just gonna cuddle up with this. It’s almost as good as the real thing.

https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2086590&stc=1&d=1575333541

Pfft, that's just what Pikachu looks like after being shaved...

 

[Richard_C]

This thread is weird. I’m just gonna cuddle up with this. It’s almost as good as the real thing.

https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2086590&stc=1&d=1575333541

Shouldn't it have some purple to it?