What Are You Thinking? Continued 5

[ydahecnot]

As for me, I prefer TP for my bunghole

 

[barefootgirl69]

After I eat Mexican food, my butthole is like a nuclear reactor.

Taco Bell isn't Mexican food

You ever come out this way, I'll fix you something worth eating!

 

[Chris_Michael]

Taco Bell isn't Mexican food

You ever come out this way, I'll fix you something worth eating!

Taco Bell? Wut???

Nah I get my Mexican food from dudes who look the part. If their name isn’t Jose or Pedro, no thanks!

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Thinking that people who actually consider themselves to be "wellness influencers" could maybe just shove flashlights up their asses and achieve the same effect.

 

[Esslemont]

Ladies.
Please explain to me why mini-golf is such a good choice for a first date?

Rather jam the club up my hole than do this again...

 

[Trekka]

Holy hell.

 

[TTawhere]

Why don’t people remember how to drive in the snow?

Assholes.

 

[beachbaby179]

Ladies.
Please explain to me why mini-golf is such a good choice for a first date?

Rather jam the club up my hole than do this again...

Couple of reasons. It's public and safe. It shows us whether you can be silly and make us laugh. A sense of humor is important. And it gives an indication of how easily frustrated you get. Anger threshold. Plus, if the date is going well, you can 'teach' us how to swing.

 

[Richard_C]

Couple of reasons. It's public and safe. It shows us whether you can be silly and make us laugh. A sense of humor is important. And it gives an indication of how easily frustrated you get. Anger threshold. Plus, if the date is going well, you can 'teach' us how to swing.

Bonus points!! This is very good and useful information!!!!

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Ladies.
Please explain to me why mini-golf is such a good choice for a first date?

Rather jam the club up my hole than do this again...

Maybe because there are 18 opportunities to show you our ass while bending over to pick up the balls. And we can pretend we don’t know what we’re doing in hopes that you will come up behind us and show us how to properly hold the club and how to swing it.
*bats eyelashes*

 

[Esslemont]

Couple of reasons. It's public and safe. It shows us whether you can be silly and make us laugh. A sense of humor is important. And it gives an indication of how easily frustrated you get. Anger threshold. Plus, if the date is going well, you can 'teach' us how to swing.

Duly noted.

Skating it is then.

 

[beachbaby179]

Duly noted.

Skating it is then.

Chicken...

 

[Billsexpot]

Waiting on results has been hard

 

[Esslemont]

Maybe because there are 18 opportunities to show you our ass while bending over to pick up the balls. And we can pretend we don’t know what we’re doing in hopes that you will come up behind us and show us how to properly hold the club and how to swing it.
*bats eyelashes*

Lol...fresh take on the topic.

Guess one more time won’t hurt......

And something tells me that you swing fine already.

 

[Esslemont]

Chicken...

Lol...as you say Milady.

 

[Chris_Michael]

Maybe because there are 18 opportunities to show you our ass while bending over to pick up the balls. And we can pretend we don’t know what we’re doing in hopes that you will come up behind us and show us how to properly hold the club and how to swing it.
*bats eyelashes*

I must be the only man on the planet who hates it when a woman feigns ignorance in an attempt to flirt.

Don't get me wrong, it doesn't happen often...

I don't know why. I must be weird, but I find it extremely off putting.

 

[AveryElle]

There’s a fine line between flirting and verbally harassing women.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Lol...fresh take on the topic.

Guess one more time won’t hurt......

And something tells me that you swing fine already.

Haha yep my swing is just fine and I can find a way to show off my ass in pretty much any situation, so mini golf isn’t necessary. It’s a gift.

I must be the only man on the planet who hates it when a woman feigns ignorance in an attempt to flirt.

Don't get me wrong, it doesn't happen often...

I don't know why. I must be weird, but I find it extremely off putting.

For the record, I didn’t say I actually do this, I was merely explaining why women might prefer mini golf as a first date.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

I must be the only man on the planet who hates it when a woman feigns ignorance in an attempt to flirt.

Don't get me wrong, it doesn't happen often...

I don't know why. I must be weird, but I find it extremely off putting.

Well, hell, I have feigned competence about things I know little about in an attempt to flirt. We all have our stratagems. I allow everyone a little slack in this regard.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Taco Bell? Wut???

Nah I get my Mexican food from dudes who look the part. If their name isn’t Jose or Pedro, no thanks!

See! That might be where the problem is! Tomas and Enrique do it better. No burn outs.

My uncle and my dad are great cooks!

 

[Chris_Michael]

For the record, I didn’t say I actually do this, I was merely explaining why women might prefer mini golf as a first date.

I mean, I get why it happens. It makes sense.

But I guess... my thing is... what makes any woman think I'm any more knowledgeable about playing mini golf than she is? lol

Maybe it's just awkward to me... I dunno...

Same for pool tables!

However, I can show her how to count tablets by 5. I'm amazing at that!

Well, hell, I have feigned competence about things I know little about in an attempt to flirt. We all have our stratagems. I allow everyone a little slack in this regard.

Nah, I'd get caught looking like an idiot if I tried to feign competence.

 

[Chris_Michael]

See! That might be where the problem is! Tomas and Enrique do it better. No burn outs.

My uncle and my dad are great cooks!

Are you Hispanic?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Are you Hispanic?

Nah, my dad is

 

[Chris_Michael]

Nah, my dad is

Well, then I'd eat whatever Mexican food he cooks XD

 

[LindsayRoseBBW]

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