Sexting disasters.

[Jada59]

Confessions please!

I may have killed someone earlier. I thought I might have killed a guy before but he came back from the dead. He said he wasn't really dead! But it happened again tonight. This guy just vanished! I was upset about this and telling someone else that I might not be safe to talk to. And then *he* vanished! I could be seriously dangerous!

I had one guy do a mischief to his knee. He had to stop and seek medical attention.

And once *I* was the disaster. I began to feel sicker and sicker to the point where I thought I might toss my cookies. I had to bow out. I never actually did get sick but it sure felt like I would.

Another time, I kept having so many interruptions from another person in the house, I just had to stop.

Another time, some guy said he was going to put on a show for me but things kept going a cropper. After what seemed like hours, I told him to forget it. I got to the point where I couldn't sext for a few days because that incident put me right off.

What things happened to you?

 

[witchydiana85]

I thought this thread was gonna be about autocorrect going astray, to be honest.

"I wanna duck you so hard right now!"

I've had the interruption-thing a lot; some people, for some reason, seem to take me not answering the door when they're knocking as a sign to keep fucking doing it. Also, one time, my little sister kept calling me to record The X-Factor for her.

 

[Jada59]

I thought this thread was gonna be about autocorrect going astray, to be honest.

"I wanna duck you so hard right now!"

I've had the interruption-thing a lot; some people, for some reason, seem to take me not answering the door when they're knocking as a sign to keep fucking doing it. Also, one time, my little sister kept calling me to record The X-Factor for her.

Oh yeah, the autocorrect is always funny. Once it said, "Greg". I know his name wasn't Greg.

 

[Trekka]

I realize this is a bit off topic from the OP but I accidentally sexted my dad once.

*disaster*

 

[Shi_One81]

I realize this is a bit off topic from the OP but I accidentally sexted my dad once.

*disaster*

I accidentally sent a nude to my ex husband. *

 

[Dionysian Beast]

The worst "disaster" I've experienced has been people just disappearing.

So, I guess I've been kinda lucky.

 

[smtst5]

I was out on a date once and her son texted her “Do you want my cock in or out?”. She handed me her phone and I responded to him and asked him to read what he just sent.

 

[TTawhere]

I thought this thread was gonna be about autocorrect going astray, to be honest.

"I wanna duck you so hard right now!"

I've had the interruption-thing a lot; some people, for some reason, seem to take me not answering the door when they're knocking as a sign to keep fucking doing it. Also, one time, my little sister kept calling me to record The X-Factor for her.

Dear autocorrect: I almost never type ‘duck’.

 

[Dribble]

I accidentally sent a nude to my ex husband. *

Lol....my ex sent one to her dad...Dad and my name...both start the same.

 

[Dribble]

I realize this is a bit off topic from the OP but I accidentally sexted my dad once.

*disaster*

Yep....

 

[DarkSimian]

My ex-wife once wrote a super erotic shower fantasy for her 1st husband, then sent it out on a group chat
She also once sent out a topless pic out in a group chat

 

[Trekka]

Yep....

So I’m not alone!
Dad took it pretty well, all things considered.

 

[_Fairlight_]

Dying during sext is just rude.

At least stick around long enough to say thanks for the e-head.

 

[blade_rocknut]

Well, let's see...

My ex wife, who is famously flat chested and notoriously envious of artificially endowed women accidentally received a very well posed shot of my current wife's amply augmented naughty pillows.

I didn't tell her to whom they belonged, and she knows I trade dirty pics with lots of friends, but I reckon she knew, and likely thinks I did it to childishly shame her. We just laughed out off as a drunken "oops".

 

[Sexybritches69]

I realize this is a bit off topic from the OP but I accidentally sexted my dad once.

*disaster*

I accidentally sent a nude to my ex husband. *

Yup, I’ll jump in here too. I accidentally sent a nude pic to my uncle.

 

[jp55665566]

Yup, I’ll jump in here too. I accidentally sent a nude pic to my uncle.

I'll bet that stiffened his love-muscle ! http://porngipfy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/cock-via-allthingssensual2.gif

 

[Sexybritches69]

I'll bet that stiffened his love-muscle ! http://porngipfy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/cock-via-allthingssensual2.gif

I highly doubt that. I’m sure that I embarrassed both of us.

 

[Ubernaught]

Being ghosted after a one-off is about it.

Not using a smartphone reduces the chances of accidentally sending anything a lot.

 

[Sh75]

I highly doubt that. I’m sure that I embarrassed both of us.

Did the same thing to my Aunt, very embarrassing n she still ribs me about it to this day. Thankfully it wasnt a front shot lol

 

[Trekka]

Did the same thing to my Aunt, very embarrassing n she still ribs me about it to this day. Thankfully it wasnt a front shot lol

Bahahaha you texted your ass to your auntie?!

 

[Sh75]

Bahahaha you texted your ass to your auntie?!

Yes i did lol

 

[Trekka]

Yes i did lol

I feel like sexting my dad was oddly less embarrassing: after I tried to stumble about with an awkward explanation the blessedly kind man never mentioned it again.

But oh man, if my brothers sexted my aunties?! It would be fodder for Christmas dinner cackling for decades!

Tough break, there.

 

[Sh75]

I feel like sexting my dad was oddly less embarrassing: after I tried to stumble about with an awkward explanation the blessedly kind man never mentioned it again.

But oh man, if my brothers sexted my aunties?! It would be fodder for Christmas dinner cackling for decades!

Tough break, there.

Its all in good fun, can laugh about it now. Lol.
Thinking back to the event still makes me cringe though

 

[Trekka]

Its all in good fun, can laugh about it now. Lol.
Thinking back to the event still makes me cringe though

There really should be an “unsend” feature on smart phones.

My coworker accidentally talked shit about the boss via text one day... and then sent it... to the boss!

I think I’d rather sext my Dad!

 

[Trekka]

Years ago I was sending a dick pic and my phone had limited signal at my apartment complex (and wifi was down for some reason). So I step outside and hold my phone up trying to get a signal. No luck. I walk around trying to send my pic. Eventually I end up in the parking lot reaching all the way up with my phone. I was hell bent on getting this dick pic out. And BAM it finally sent.

I look down and realize I'm still in my boxers. Oops.

Me and girl viciously boned a couple weeks later. Guess she liked my pic. So yeah, not sweating it.

Now that’s a good visual.

You are dedicated.