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RONIN
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For "No Shave November", does that include trimming? 'Cuz my mustache is growing into my mouth....
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I'm going to have to figure out the best way to end this soon.
Nope, don't think so. Murdering humans is a heinous crime.
2 behind the ear; that usually ends it![]()
I don't think I need to get that drastic! lol
That woman turns me on so completely. I just wish I had a spot on her radar.
Oh well, going to make an effort to enjoy it for what it is rather than long for what it will never be.
Double tap?![]()
One week from today marks two years exactly... Two years ago, on November 17, my love was taken by Death. Death didn't creep in or knock, He left no time for begging or bargains, He simply came and left. Leaving me. Leaving me alone, afraid, broke (less than $300 in the bank), my life and heart shattered into pieces too numerous to count. Humpty Dumpty had nothing on me. And yet...
And yet here I sit, writing this. Tears streaming down my cheeks, yes, but I am here and I am almost whole again. I was shattered and those pieces of me could not be put back again, but the strangest thing happened, New pieces are forming, growing over the holes, connecting the parts that remained. Taking what was left of me, adding to it and creating a new "me".
*
Slowly, I am taking shape and learning how to live, how to laugh and how to love again. My Daddy Wolf is helping me be. Through his love, my love grows. The joy he has brought into my life, has also brought the laughter back. And once more, I have truly begun to live. Still today...*
Still today i sit and cry. Crying for all I had and all I lost.*
I believe now, I shall call my Daddy Wolf and let him comfort me, soothe me while I cry and stay with me until the tears stop falling. Because, as he is always reminding me...*
* * * "I get it all Babygirl. I get your cummies and your tears and, my beautiful Babybitch, I've got You".
When men holds a door for you and you are still half in the parking lot
Or
When men try to talk to you aimlessly in the bookstore
Or
The security man says he already noticed you in a huge throng of people
You must be at least mildly attractive..... these all occurred in less than 24 hours....so how am I single?
1. Because that man was holding the door for the woman behind you that you didn't see.
2. That man was just really interested in books.
3. The security man noticed you were in front of a really attractive woman and he wanted you to move so he could get a better look.
(Do I really have to say "Just kidding?"I will just in case.)
JUST KIDDING LOL
Noooooooooooooooo
Potential significant snowfall on Monday
When a man reads and interprets your entire monologue......![]()
She got me. Damn.
Okay, based on your profile picture and avatar, you're attractive. I'll grant you that.
Maybe you're too attractive. You know, that's a real thing. Attractive women are scary to a lot of guys.
I mean, not to me. I'm a complete and absolute beast with extreme confidence. I don't get scared. But men like me are like unicorns... very manly unicorns.