Funny Happenings While Having Sex...

[CanadianM]

I don't know if there will be any interest in sharing funny experiences that people have had while having sex, but we all need to have a laugh or two so I thought I would start this and see.

For me one that I remember was quite a few years ago. We were laying in bed and she was giving me a really fantastic blowjob. I sort of curled around so I could get close and watch the action not expecting when I was about to cum that she would pull her lips off of me. The first shot hit me in the eye! We both got a good laugh about it and she said, "See, your mom was right, 'You'll shoot your eye out kid'."

 

[dashie33]

One time, my girlfriend and I started having sex during an episode of Blackadder. I got so fixated on the episode that I couldn't ... finish.

 

[JerseyJade]

Sometimes I get the giggles while I'm giving head; especially if I know I'm being watched. But after a minute or 2 or 3, they go away and I get back to being serious.

 

[L_Snow]

Several years ago, my then-girlfriend now wife and I were staying at my parents house for Easter weekend. We got pretty drunk, went to bed, and I ended up banging her in my childhood bed. Maybe it was the drink, but it turned into an enthusiastic fuck session, so much so that we knocked my framed diploma off of my wall! I don't know if my parents heard us, but they never said anything which I suppose they wouldn't have regardless.

 

[eroticspank]

A gf and I were fucking in a hotel room. I was on top and we were in the missionary position. As she started to cum she reached up to grab the headboard and it came off the wall crashing down on us. I ducked just in time and luckily the padded side hit my back and we both rolled off the bed to the floor.

I could not stop laughing it was so funny. Unfortunately it was not easy to explain what happened to the hotel staff when they came to fix it. My gf walked in right when I was talking to the maintenance man trying to tell him a lie about how it happened. He took one look at my gf, she blushed bright red, and he just smiled and fixed it.

ES

 

[silkysweet9]

I was having sex with my boyfriend at the time and we ended up breaking the bed frame right before he was about to cum. We laughed briefly but then I just braced myself and told him to keep going. After we finished we fixed the bed together while we were both still naked lol

 

[Mtnmike]

I was having sex with my boyfriend at the time and we ended up breaking the bed frame right before he was about to cum. We laughed briefly but then I just braced myself and told him to keep going. After we finished we fixed the bed together while we were both still naked lol

Lmao, cause I've had the exact same incident happen.

 

[MascaraRuns]

Um, accidentally kept hitting my horn on the car. Talk about drawing attention

 

[Mtnmike]

Um, accidentally kept hitting my horn on the car. Talk about drawing attention

Lmao, now that is funny

 

[Asian_Flower]

Some years back my Hubs and I were enjoying a long holiday weekend away. That evening I was giving him a BJ and right at the very moment he erupted someone nearby let of some fireworks. We both couldn't contain ourselves and burst out laughing, cum flying, fireworks flying, it was hilarious!

 

[Mtnmike]

Some years back my Hubs and I were enjoying a long holiday weekend away. That evening I was giving him a BJ and right at the very moment he erupted someone nearby let of some fireworks. We both couldn't contain ourselves and burst out laughing, cum flying, fireworks flying, it was hilarious!

Lmao, now that's a screaming orgasm

 

[sillysluttycouple]

We were in high school and I was trying to be quite when we were at home and some how our bellies made a fart noise a few times in a row and my little brother heard! He ran down the hall and started trying to make louder fart noises. He told me it was like five years before he remembered it happening and finally figured out what was happening

 

[eroticspank]

Some years back my Hubs and I were enjoying a long holiday weekend away. That evening I was giving him a BJ and right at the very moment he erupted someone nearby let of some fireworks. We both couldn't contain ourselves and burst out laughing, cum flying, fireworks flying, it was hilarious!

Nice one. This reminds me when my gf and I were together on New Year's Eve and we decided to "cum" into the New Year. We got in bed and starting fucking keeping an eye on the clock. We get to the point when we were both close to orgasm with about a minute to go. For some reason the countdown on the TV stopped because the screen froze, so we stopped, and then the TV started again with 1 sec left. It was so odd and ridiculous we both burst out laughing. It was so funny we could not continue. We put our clothes back on and made drinks.

ES

 

[CanadianM]

Thanks for adding to this thread... would love to hear more sex with humour stories...

 

[L8tnIt]

A different kind of funny

I once had a great buddy of mine who was as innocent as a bunny. But this dude would randomly pop over to my place just to say Hi. At least five different occasions he would come over as I was in the middle of fooling around with a girl at my place.
He never caught on that he was "interrupting" and "cock-blocking" all of those times.
Because of his innocence, all I could do after he left was chuckle to myself.

 

[SinfuIDreams]

I once had a great buddy of mine who was as innocent as a bunny. But this dude would randomly pop over to my place just to say Hi. At least five different occasions he would come over as I was in the middle of fooling around with a girl at my place.
He never caught on that he was "interrupting" and "cock-blocking" all of those times.
Because of his innocence, all I could do after he left was chuckle to myself.

I have a very similar cousin.. She's a bit of a air head.
She would randomly pop over for a cuppa. Biggest problem was it generally happened late at night when she was lonely. I'd be strapped to a bench or table and the doorbell would go off..
She wasn't so oblivious when we had music playing and she used the hidden key to get in... I was mid punishment. She turned purple/red with embarrassment and wanted to call the cops.
It took me 2 hours to explain it's consensual and I enjoyed every second of it

 

[BongoGal]

An ex-bf once told me about how years earlier he was having sex a with a girl doggy-style on her bed at home. To his chagrin, the young lady's mother started talking to her daughter from behind the closed door to the room. Apparently a banal conversation about dinner and shopping went on for about five minutes as he stayed hard inside the daughter but did not dare move. What made it worse was knowing that the door did not lock and that if opened even a little, the mom would see everything and flip out.

 

[NEOhio1972]

got caught by the 13 year old son recently- wife was on top when he walked in- she just collapsed on me and I was trying not to crack up as I said good night. He walked in, walked out and then just poked his head in and said good night. My wife just lay on top of me laughing quietly as well. Ahhh the things that will come up in therapy later....

 

[Billsexpot]

I pulled a quad once during doggy style. I had been working out pretty hard that morning, and I guess my legs had had enough. It was so painful, but I just fell over laughing and apologizing. She laughed, too, and finished me off with a blowjob. That helped ease the pain for a bit.

 

[CanadianM]

Some good stories... but I am sure there are more...

 

[CatHouseGuy20]

New cat

Many years back we had added a young rescued kitten to our mix of cats. Short time after her arrival....we were having a round of sex....had done oral then gone into missionary position. Couple of minutes later I feel something tapping at my balls as they moved and then again. Young kitten was popping at my balls, luckily with claws not extended. That broke us up for a while and was a story we shared a few times to many laughs.

 

[MKvDeepSea]

I was in the Navy and my wife was at her parents home waiting for me to come home. We hadn't been married very long so when I arrived she met me wearing a little sundress and nothing else. With our arms wrapped around each other and her legs wrapped around my waist, we stumbled backward until I sat down on the sofa. She got my pants down, I skinned her out of her dress and together we worked my cock in.

Things were going hot and heavy when her father arrived home from work walking in on us. He barked out a laugh and dodged into the kitchen. We scrambled to get decent. For a long period of time every time we were home together, her parents would always shout, "We're coming in!"

 

[BongoGal]

I was in the Navy and my wife was at her parents home waiting for me to come home. We hadn't been married very long so when I arrived she met me wearing a little sundress and nothing else. With our arms wrapped around each other and her legs wrapped around my waist, we stumbled backward until I sat down on the sofa. She got my pants down, I skinned her out of her dress and together we worked my cock in.

Things were going hot and heavy when her father arrived home from work walking in on us. He barked out a laugh and dodged into the kitchen. We scrambled to get decent. For a long period of time every time we were home together, her parents would always shout, "We're coming in!"

And you'd shout back, "And I'm coming in your daughter!"

 

[MKvDeepSea]

And you'd shout back, "And I'm coming in your daughter!"

Hey BongoGal,

LOL, didn't know you were there!

 

[Rafael_Sandoval83]

Having sex on the carpeted floor with my gf at the time. I'm on top and am getting into it when I thought I felt a little breeze on my ass, but was into what I was doing, then a couple seconds later, I felt it again. I turned around to see my dog sniffing my butt with a puzzled look on his face.

Did not continue until I kicked the dog out and shut the door.