Sex after kids

[aussiegeekygal]

Last night I was "in the mood". I had taken a nap with the child earlier in the day and found I had energy I don't typically have at night. As I slipped into bed, I found that hubby felt good. I decided to wake him up in a playful way. We were making out and getting hot and heavy, but I needed lube to keep going. Just as I was reluctantly slipping out of bed to go retrieve said bottle (i need to start keeping some in the bedroom again), the child climbs up onto our bed.
With a bicycle bell.
The turd is sounding off for the whole world to hear.
*Ring, ring*
We were trying to hard to keep our composure, but the whole incident was freaking hilarious. I swear that kid knows we're working on #2 and will have to part of that.

 

[tnman03]

Last night I was "in the mood". I had taken a nap with the child earlier in the day and found I had energy I don't typically have at night. As I slipped into bed, I found that hubby felt good. I decided to wake him up in a playful way. We were making out and getting hot and heavy, but I needed lube to keep going. Just as I was reluctantly slipping out of bed to go retrieve said bottle (i need to start keeping some in the bedroom again), the child climbs up onto our bed.
With a bicycle bell.
The turd is sounding off for the whole world to hear.
*Ring, ring*
We were trying to hard to keep our composure, but the whole incident was freaking hilarious. I swear that kid knows we're working on #2 and will have to part of that.

It gets worse when they're teenagers so just hang on, enjoy the ride and look forward to the kiddos staying over with their friends or grandparents. lol

 

[TTawhere]

Last night I was "in the mood". I had taken a nap with the child earlier in the day and found I had energy I don't typically have at night. As I slipped into bed, I found that hubby felt good. I decided to wake him up in a playful way. We were making out and getting hot and heavy, but I needed lube to keep going. Just as I was reluctantly slipping out of bed to go retrieve said bottle (i need to start keeping some in the bedroom again), the child climbs up onto our bed.
With a bicycle bell.
The turd is sounding off for the whole world to hear.
*Ring, ring*
We were trying to hard to keep our composure, but the whole incident was freaking hilarious. I swear that kid knows we're working on #2 and will have to part of that.

That’s why locks were invented for bedroom doors.

 

[Dribble]

I am sorry...I shouldn't have laughed. But only those that have been there gets why I did

 

[Shi_One81]

Last night I was "in the mood". I had taken a nap with the child earlier in the day and found I had energy I don't typically have at night. As I slipped into bed, I found that hubby felt good. I decided to wake him up in a playful way. We were making out and getting hot and heavy, but I needed lube to keep going. Just as I was reluctantly slipping out of bed to go retrieve said bottle (i need to start keeping some in the bedroom again), the child climbs up onto our bed.
With a bicycle bell.
The turd is sounding off for the whole world to hear.
*Ring, ring*
We were trying to hard to keep our composure, but the whole incident was freaking hilarious. I swear that kid knows we're working on #2 and will have to part of that.

I feel you! One time my ex husband and I were getting ready to have sex and our daughter, 3 at the time, sleep walked into our room. Mood killed. Lol

 

[shewantsmore]

its not easy,having to raise a family and being tired all the time and having to find time for ourselves I think it can easily destroy a marriage its not when but if we could find the time for us

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I feel you! One time my ex husband and I were getting ready to have sex and our daughter, 3 at the time, sleep walked into our room. Mood killed. Lol

Was she summoning Tinkerbell?

 

[Shi_One81]

Was she summoning Tinkerbell?

Probably Rapunzel...she went through a phase after watching that movie 7 million times where she wouldn’t get a haircut because it would “take away her magical powers.” *

 

[Dribble]

Probably Rapunzel...she went through a phase after watching that movie 7 million times where she wouldn’t get a haircut because it would “take away her magical powers.” *

Tangled...Best Movie Ever...

 

[Lord Pmann]

It even had a place for it to drink water

https://www.chicken-cages.com/img/rabbit-cage.jpg

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Lock. The. Door.

Seriously. We put a lock on our bedroom door when our youngest was just over a year. We've never been caught, and never had any trouble getting to a child calling out. (Don't use a dead bolt).

 

[Corbal]

It gets worse when they're teenagers so just hang on, enjoy the ride and look forward to the kiddos staying over with their friends or grandparents. lol

Truth! I cannot stress this enough.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Tweens and Teens

This was my complaint last night! Getting them to bed early so there can be fun is much easier when they're younger. Now, they think they can stay up late on Friday nights...I can't keep up.

 

[Corbal]

This was my complaint last night! Getting them to bed early so there can be fun is much easier when they're younger. Now, they think they can stay up late on Friday nights...I can't keep up.

And....if you close your door and God forbid lock it...they get all fucking weird. I’m like, dude, how the fuck do you think you were conceived? Immaculate conception? No, Mom was once a slut. Dumbass.

This probably also makes me a horrible mother.

 

[texasj65]

My wife insists on letting the child sleep with us, he is almost 3. It's a family tradition. I found out she slept with her parents (non sexual) until she was 9. It's been very hard to get any action... just saying. The little bastard gets way more tit than daddy.

 

[Lord Pmann]

My wife insists on letting the child sleep with us, he is almost 3. It's a family tradition. I found out she slept with her parents (non sexual) until she was 9. It's been very hard to get any action... just saying. The little bastard gets way more tit than daddy.

Everything about this made me laugh.

 

[barefootgirl69]

And....if you close your door and God forbid lock it...they get all fucking weird. I’m like, dude, how the fuck do you think you were conceived? Immaculate conception? No, Mom was once a slut. Dumbass.

This probably also makes me a horrible mother.

And it's always the same questions

"Are you okay? Did you hurt yourself, I heard you screaming...."

Why can't they use earphones late at night like they do when I want them to clean their rooms?

 

[Corbal]

Everything about this made me laugh.

Only because you still sleep in your mom’s bed.

 

[Corbal]

And it's always the same questions

"Are you okay? Did you hurt yourself, I heard you screaming...."

Why can't they use earphones late at night like they do when I want them to clean their rooms?

Right?!? Totally relatable.

 

[Wishingbox]

I’m not looking forward to when the kids are older. I fear my wife will be even less comfortable with wanting sex.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Only because you still sleep in your mom’s bed.

I sleep in YOUR mom’s bed. *hi five*

 

[Corbal]

My daughter was about three when she walked in on her father and I. We were going at it doggy style, and we don’t know how long she’d been standing there when all of a sudden we here here sweet voice “What game is that you’re playing?”

That’s awesome. Lol

I sleep in YOUR mom’s bed. *hi five*

Too predicktable.

 

[blade_rocknut]

That’s awesome. Lol



Too predicktable.

My daughter came toddling into the living room with a realistic vibrator circa 18 months of age.

And hey. Hoar.

 

[tnman03]

My daughter was about three when she walked in on her father and I. We were going at it doggy style, and we don’t know how long she’d been standing there when all of a sudden we here here sweet voice “What game is that you’re playing?”

Yeah... I can relate to that... although my ex's daughter was more like maybe ten or eleven and just opened the door and walked in on us. I hear giggling and was like what the hell's going on???

 

[HughManitee]

Wait...sex after kids is a thing? Huh..who new...