Justadesperatewifeandmom
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Good for you the kids come first. And I would have given you the prize.
aw thanks
Damn, she Justa did it again. Still nothing to see.
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Justadesperatewifeandmom
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So happy Monday. First, some pointless rambling. I noticed Saturday that my kid knows more of the people in my town than I do, lol. Guess, I need to be out and about bumblefuck more.
Next, I noticed Lit is celebrating Halloween by the increased release of Zombie threads. I am always curious how one just digs up these long dead and buried threads. Some must be 100 pages back. Anyway, my PSA is you know that chick with like 5 posts who wanted her tits rated 2 years ago, odds are her tits are different now, and she probably doesn’t really care, considering she didn’t post in years. How did the Zombie creator even find her tits, and why? And yeah, the same goes for the chick with like 3 posts who wanted opinions on her ass months ago and hasn’t been on since. Oh and the winner, the dude who posted a picture of his girlfriend over 15 years ago. Da fuck, odds are they broke 14 years ago, she has 2 kids, got old, chubby, and cranky, like kids tend to cause, and OP hasn't thought of her in like a decade. The chick who was bored a few months ago, probably not checking her personal either. Yada yada yada. The zombie thread tradition is so weird.
Now, if we are going to create Zombie threads for Halloween, they should be awesome, crazy, or unique threads. This was posted on the PG Halloween thread. https://66.media.tumblr.com/0d00ab4d826a071dc3f688f1825f61fb/tumblr_p5hf0cnZHv1w0km99o1_400.gifv
Now, if this bitch had a thread 5 years ago, dig that one up and turn it into a zombie. She is probably damn unique. I have only been here 2 years, I looked back at my oldest, and there was really nothing worthy of becoming the undead. Anyway, my point is, if creating zombies, please make them worthy of being inducted into the zombiehood. Be selective in choosing what should be brought back.
Anyway, I owe y’all a movie for today. Enjoy my shower with an oldtime artsy sepia type deal.
https://i.imgur.com/KTKawxO.gif
And the movie version if you really like hearing water or want somewhat better quality
https://www.***********/s/cce4gpwrh1fkk72/V_20191027_1953542.mp4?dl=0
happy Monday.
Next, I noticed Lit is celebrating Halloween by the increased release of Zombie threads. I am always curious how one just digs up these long dead and buried threads. Some must be 100 pages back. Anyway, my PSA is you know that chick with like 5 posts who wanted her tits rated 2 years ago, odds are her tits are different now, and she probably doesn’t really care, considering she didn’t post in years. How did the Zombie creator even find her tits, and why? And yeah, the same goes for the chick with like 3 posts who wanted opinions on her ass months ago and hasn’t been on since. Oh and the winner, the dude who posted a picture of his girlfriend over 15 years ago. Da fuck, odds are they broke 14 years ago, she has 2 kids, got old, chubby, and cranky, like kids tend to cause, and OP hasn't thought of her in like a decade. The chick who was bored a few months ago, probably not checking her personal either. Yada yada yada. The zombie thread tradition is so weird.
Now, if we are going to create Zombie threads for Halloween, they should be awesome, crazy, or unique threads. This was posted on the PG Halloween thread. https://66.media.tumblr.com/0d00ab4d826a071dc3f688f1825f61fb/tumblr_p5hf0cnZHv1w0km99o1_400.gifv
Now, if this bitch had a thread 5 years ago, dig that one up and turn it into a zombie. She is probably damn unique. I have only been here 2 years, I looked back at my oldest, and there was really nothing worthy of becoming the undead. Anyway, my point is, if creating zombies, please make them worthy of being inducted into the zombiehood. Be selective in choosing what should be brought back.
Anyway, I owe y’all a movie for today. Enjoy my shower with an oldtime artsy sepia type deal.
https://i.imgur.com/KTKawxO.gif
And the movie version if you really like hearing water or want somewhat better quality
https://www.***********/s/cce4gpwrh1fkk72/V_20191027_1953542.mp4?dl=0
happy Monday.
clark_kent
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October showers bring.....well, I’m not really sure. But I’m not complaining.
But it inspires a song: https://youtu.be/3dL0GVZe02E
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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thank you
Dam that's one great tat on one ugly pussy...
I think it is awesome. on someone who is not me, mine you
thank you very much for sharing. I like it. I like long hair on men
they bring citrus fruit down here lol..
and I like it.
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Nice video. Thanks.
Yep, I got sucked in to a Zombie thread yesterday (Rate my tips). In my defense, I responded to a fresh post, but I usually try to not encourage reviving the Undead.
That pussy video is, uh, interesting. "Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here" .
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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Well, if a Zombie has already been created, misusing it sees as good a thing to do as anything else. I just want the Zombies to be more creative and entertaining, damn it. Is that to much to ask?
and medusa may not have shit of homer
https://www.buzzfeed.com/sigmund/the-11-bestworst-vagina-tattoos-of-all-time-do-n
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In the immortal words of Homer , Doohhhh
TANSTAAFL58
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I'm a perv. I am pretty open-minded. I have absolutely nothing against ink. I don't have any, but that's beside the point. I have seen some strikingly beautiful ink on men and women.
My best friend has ink. I also have a piece of paper somewhere from the Canadian Kennel Club that proves he's a dog...but I digress.
Ink is cool
But somehow the words "vagina tattoo" just should never go together. That link kinda proves it. Even the ones you think might work: butterfly, pussy; don't work.
Orchids anyone?
My best friend has ink. I also have a piece of paper somewhere from the Canadian Kennel Club that proves he's a dog...but I digress.
Ink is cool
But somehow the words "vagina tattoo" just should never go together. That link kinda proves it. Even the ones you think might work: butterfly, pussy; don't work.
Orchids anyone?
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I think shower sex is my new fantasy of you.
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Lovely shower video.
I've seen a couple of full mons tattoos on the beach recently. Hydrangeas and colorful bunches of flowers were interesting. Perhaps they were already lasered and just extended the canvas south from the c-section scar cover up tattoo. I just kept thinking of the re-inking every few years to keep the colors vibrant. Probably a good theory, have the kids, change shape, then have a crack at it if that's your flavour.
I've seen a couple of full mons tattoos on the beach recently. Hydrangeas and colorful bunches of flowers were interesting. Perhaps they were already lasered and just extended the canvas south from the c-section scar cover up tattoo. I just kept thinking of the re-inking every few years to keep the colors vibrant. Probably a good theory, have the kids, change shape, then have a crack at it if that's your flavour.
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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haha.
Love you “zombie Threads” rant. Me thinks you hit the nail on the head. And you who keeps yourself current speak from a position of knowledge.
And your ‘wet’ movie was very nice indeed.
thank you
I'm a perv. I am pretty open-minded. I have absolutely nothing against ink. I don't have any, but that's beside the point. I have seen some strikingly beautiful ink on men and women.
My best friend has ink. I also have a piece of paper somewhere from the Canadian Kennel Club that proves he's a dog...but I digress.
Ink is cool
But somehow the words "vagina tattoo" just should never go together. That link kinda proves it. Even the ones you think might work: butterfly, pussy; don't work.
Orchids anyone?
lol. I still think there are some cool ones out there, and I like medussa, again cool on someone else. I am not sure if I could ever stop laughing at some of them though, and I think that is likely bad. It is like the guy with Pinocchio penis tattoo. I would be laughing every time I saw his dick, and that just seems like it would be bad.
but come on, how could you not laugh.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CE0I8wuUUAAzUoq?format=jpg&name=900x900
I think I have today's google search idea.
thanks, I like my wild hair. ok, sometimes I kind of wish it would be tame and straight, but hey, it has personality
does your fantasy capture the true danger involved?
There are some very ornate pieces out there, and valid point about c-section scar, though now a days, with placement and dermabond and negative pressure dressing closures instead of standard stitches or staples, most women who I know who have had cesareans in the past 5 years have no scar. I see mastectomy patients and burn patients using tattoo cover as well. The burn patient work is especially impressive, because no matter how great a surgeon, burn scars are always rough.
Though, the genitalia tattooing, I just can't thing of many worse places to be stabbed with needles except for like eyeball tattoos, Yeah, if I want funky shapes in my eyes, I will put in funky designed contacts, thanks. needles in eyes, no thank you.
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Well happy tuesday.
nothing creative today, just tits.
car
http://i.imgur.com/xNu0qvDm.jpg
office
http://i.imgur.com/yNn4VVPm.jpg
have a great day
nothing creative today, just tits.
car
http://i.imgur.com/xNu0qvDm.jpg
office
http://i.imgur.com/yNn4VVPm.jpg
have a great day
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But, as we all know, its make everything better. Thank you
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WORD!!!
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clark_kent
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Well don’t tell us it’s not creative! We are so mesmerized that we’ll trick ourselves into thinking they are the most creative pics ever.
And I’m digging the leopard print shirt. Something about it really adds to the whole aura of the photo essay. I’d actually like to see the whole thing filled out in all its glory.
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You are quite welcome
Well thanks, I still wish they'd learn some tricks or something
glad you agree
thank youGotta lo
haha. like my tacky shirt, I am a fan of my tacky shirt. Very comfy, lightweight resists stains.
like you want to see the actual shirt covering my tits?
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You need to give them titty treats when they do a trick, though, otherwise they won't learn.
clark_kent
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I would love that. Tacky is the new sexy.
You could take tacky to a whole new level and take photos with your tacky shirt (tits covered and uncovered) at Wal Mart! LOL
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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Hum, but what is a titty treat.
Well no Wal-Mart run, but here ya go
http://i.imgur.com/PE43DpWm.jpg
My tops hang a lot differently when covering my tits, don't they?
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I agree. It’s kind of like a mullet: business covered up, party hangin’ out!
You’re poor co-workers - they don’t get to experience the party version.
Which begs the question, any of your RL co-workers or friends follow you?
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