The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX : So Stupid

[silver gurl]

I like the littles. I also buy the best candy.

 

[butters]

Halloween was never a big thing here really til the last 20 years or so. Now it's super annoying. I like all the horror films on telly but not the little fucks banging on the door all night begging. I'd love to sit with a sawn-off shotgun at the letterbox waiting, you Yanks are so lucky with your access to firearms.

Your chocolate tastes like vomit though. And you put cheese in tins.

git orf my lawn!

you could always stick a big sign on your door saying 'please don't knock, i haven't got any treats for ya' though i understand that's not as satisfying...

 

[butters]

I like the littles. I also buy the best candy.

me, too! with our driveway so long we don't really get the usual but back in the uk i adored it... dressing up and working with the neighbours (who mostly had kids, too) to fix up lights, sound, decorations, a 'trick' box... that was so freakin' awesome one year (the best) we had one of our neighbours hide in a big box with the lid closed down but with a gap in the top big enough for small hands... the brave ones would stick their hand inside and feel her thick curly hair and then she'd move or growl... it was priceless and perfect! they shrieked but then we'd open the box quickly so they could share the joke. we did it behind the curtained off porch of my house and the kids who did it one by one got a treat and didn't spoil the secret for the next one. i was nearly wetting myself laughing.

 

[FataMorgana]

me, too! with our driveway so long we don't really get the usual but back in the uk i adored it... dressing up and working with the neighbours (who mostly had kids, too) to fix up lights, sound, decorations, a 'trick' box... that was so freakin' awesome one year (the best) we had one of our neighbours hide in a big box with the lid closed down but with a gap in the top big enough for small hands... the brave ones would stick their hand inside and feel her thick curly hair and then she'd move or growl... it was priceless and perfect! they shrieked but then we'd open the box quickly so they could share the joke. we did it behind the curtained off porch of my house and the kids who did it one by one got a treat and didn't spoil the secret for the next one. i was nearly wetting myself laughing.

Ignore for you.

Reported.

Cunt.

 

[thør]

I'd love to sit with a sawn-off shotgun at the letterbox waiting, you Yanks are so lucky with your access to firearms.

If you're sane, you can buy a shotgun with a suppressor in your country. Just tell them you wish to hunt upland game.

 

[thør]

I have not had to deal with beggars wanting candy at the doorstep for 22 years. The bears eat the little fuckers.

 

[LesDesirable]

Halloween was never a big thing here really til the last 20 years or so. Now it's super annoying. I like all the horror films on telly but not the little fucks banging on the door all night begging. I'd love to sit with a sawn-off shotgun at the letterbox waiting, you Yanks are so lucky with your access to firearms.

Your chocolate tastes like vomit though. And you put cheese in tins.

We do not put cheese in tins, our cheese comes wrapped in plastic or paper depending on where you bought it. Brie comes wrapped in cardboard as a mould.

We also have some of the best chocolate in the world, you simply have not been around enough to do more than Hershey or Nestles.

It is a large nation and if you take a few minutes to look around, someone somewhere is always making something of a quality you Irish can only buy by going somewhere not Ireland, where the best thing is the departure terminal.

And we get no trick-or-treaters where I live, but we take the tykes to town and let them beg.

 

[Sean]

Halloween was never a big thing here really til the last 20 years or so.

Please tell LTR this, she thinks I'm bullshitting.

 

[FataMorgana]

We do not put cheese in tins, our cheese comes wrapped in plastic or paper depending on where you bought it. Brie comes wrapped in cardboard as a mould.

We also have some of the best chocolate in the world, you simply have not been around enough to do more than Hershey or Nestles.

It is a large nation and if you take a few minutes to look around, someone somewhere is always making something of a quality you Irish can only buy by going somewhere not Ireland, where the best thing is the departure terminal.

And we get no trick-or-treaters where I live, but we take the tykes to town and let them beg.

You bloody well do! I've seen you squirting those fuckers like your life depended on it. Nasty orange stuff. America does not have some of the best chocolate in the world, you must be a heavy smoker.

Send the tykes to Thor, let the bears get 'em.

 

[thør]

Send the tykes to Thor, let the bears get 'em.

https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/74271810_10218168252410635_6267213525249163264_n.jpg?_nc_cat=104&_nc_oc=AQnsLR3ng0ayZzAgO3h4ESMtPYCxzmZeSPyJxtynVzb2jQ-ney1UhX0zYiYHiJx6p4E&_nc_ht=scontent-sea1-1.xx&oh=2dde15e077726efd29d6a5368e035520&oe=5E50BA52


Don't! We don't need more bears.

 

[Wings]

Halloween is my favorite holiday. I love that it combines with dia de los muertes in our town as we’ve always celebrated Day of the Dead in my family.

I love the colors. I love skulls. I love sugar skulls. I love the time of celebrating while thinking about loved ones lost. I love the sharing of stories and the reminder that there were amazing warriors and poets that have lit our way. I love all of it.

 

[neci]

i feel like it was a weekend of tests, and i failed them all.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Rain finally stopped. Now I can get outta here properly.

Happy Diwali, everyone!

 

[butters]

Ignore for you.

Reported.

Cunt.

 

[adrina]

Nest sweet nest.

 

[HarryHill]

..
Here's that Spider information you wanted Ku. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spider_Jones

 

[thør]

The riding indoor bike trainer is boring as fuckall.

 

[bigsly]

https://imghaven.files.wordpress.com/2019/10/latitude-and-vitamin-d.jpg.....

 

[y=mx+b]

Trainspotting is listed as a comedy on Netflix

Let your feeling slip but never your mask

 

[dolf]

Trainspotting is listed as a comedy on Netflix

Let your feeling slip but never your mask

It's a very funny film.

 

[trysail]

The riding indoor bike trainer is boring as fuckall.

There's a reason I ride outdoors year-round— there's nothing quite like the real thing.



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[y=mx+b]

There's a reason I ride outdoors year-round— there's nothing quite like the real thing.



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OMG!
That's the same reason why I fuck women!!!

 

[LesDesirable]

There's a reason I ride outdoors year-round— there's nothing quite like the real thing.​

The trainers would be better if some 3D realism were added: a car buzzing by at 150kph, the deer that touches the back tire as it jumps, the two trucks that decide to pass the bike on the one-lane bridge, the large wolf/doberman/werewolf hybrid that lurks behind the hedge. So boring to just have a beautiful person saying, "Now a hill, work, work, work." Add in the terror of real riding and I might go for the modern stationary bike.

 

[trysail]

Broadcast and print media really is a collection of idiots and dolts.


Boiled down to its essence, they are nothing more than professional gossips, meddlers and busybodies. It is a rarity when they actually know what they're blabbing or writing about.


If you're smart, you don't believe a word out of 'em.


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[dolf]

OMG!
That's the same reason why I fuck women!!!

And, coincidentally, the same reason I fuck myself