The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX : So Stupid

[suurfer]

I really suspect that, on some level, notwitstanding your bigotry,
you actually see it as a two-sided banter, and that we both get off.
Like me with vonB or Adjud.

Dude. Get a clue. It's not.

You have a low IQ, you're gross and you disgust me.
I want you to fuck off, you repulse me.

 

[Saint Peter]

it's a slaughter.

Sorry about that.

 

[Saint Peter]

I learn something new with each login.

 

[phantom4533]

California wine country might want to think about moving to a less fire-prone area.

 

[LesDesirable]

Washington Nationals 12
Houston Astros: 3

It appears a week off has not slowed down the Gnats.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Washington Nationals 12
Houston Astros: 3

It appears a week off has not slowed down the Gnats.

With a 2-0 lead and the next three games in DC, I'm going to go ahead and call this one.

 

[LesDesirable]

With a 2-0 lead and the next three games in DC, I'm going to go ahead and call this one.

I would not count the Astros dead quite yet. The gNats are out of their starting aces, and the bullpen is marginal at best.

My strategy as Houston would be to find where Rendon and Soto are eating dinner and to dump about 40ml of a laxative into their drinks.

 

[trysail]

PSA:

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Sonofabitch.

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[dolf]

Came home to take the hardcore painkillers. The wait between swallowing a pill and feeling it start to kick in always goes in slow motion. But when it hits, the relief is heavenly.

 

[Emerson40]

Chasing the dragon.

 

[dolf]

Ha! I suppose it's not far off. I set my absolute max at two pills a month, but usually manage with one, because I've heard all the stories. "And before I realised... "

 

[chillywilly2]

PSA:




Sonofabitch.

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thats horseshit...6 months...you will have convulsions

 

[trysail]

thats horseshit...6 months...you will have convulsions

I will definitely suffer withdrawal symptoms. This is going to be a huge pain in the arse !!

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[thør]

yada-yada

Pence's wife is remodeling?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Pence's wife is remodeling?

Mother! Mother!

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[Wings]

Well. I’m ready for this day to be done.

 

[y=mx+b]

Well. I’m ready for this day to be done.

I secretly do not want mine to start.

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

Shot glasses acquired, but I still need whiskey. Is Jameson the go to for Irish whiskey?

 

[adrina]

Well. I’m ready for this day to be done.

Ditto.

 

[ryan8558]

Shot glasses acquired, but I still need whiskey. Is Jameson the go to for Irish whiskey?

There's also Bushmills

 

[neci]

during the root canal today, i went to my happy place - thinking about blow jobs. it was total zen. he would put something in my mouth, and i would think, i can take more. my face got wet and there was drool. i just smiled away. the dentist kept telling me i was amazing and one of the best patients he'd ever had. i did not tell him i was enjoying it.

 

[dolf]

Pervert.

 

[LesDesirable]

That's just wrong.

Can you sue the dentist for sexual assault if you fantasize a blowjob while he works in your mouth?

 

[Conager]

Shot glasses acquired, but I still need whiskey. Is Jameson the go to for Irish whiskey?

Green dot is distilled by Jameson and it is on my bucket list to try when I make it over to that couch reserved for me in Cork. Over here I've had Jameson Reserve, Jameson gold and Jameson Black Barrel. Black Barrel was interesting with more of what I think Jack Daniel's is aiming for.

There's also Bushmills

Battery acid. It's such a historic whiskey that I want to like it but I just can't.

 

[trysail]

Pervert.

You're going to have to be more specific about who you're addressing since there are roughly 5,296 of them around here (and that's just counting the GeeBee).


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