The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX : So Stupid

[butters]

6 new ducks on the cow pond (none before) and 2 new chickens to hang out with Gabby, our plymouth rock hen, and Hoppy, our old old rooster. think the newbs are rhode island reds ... the ducks are most likely mallards but i've not seen them up close and personal yet, just out in the middle of the pond and i wasn't wearing my glasses. dog's pretty chuffed having new stock to watch over

 

[butters]

been such a beautiful day, today... blue skies, highs of 75 so comfortably warm, not windy, and everything looking pretty as a picture postcard. tomorrow, thunderstorms, 100% chance of rain i can dig it

 

[Saint Peter]

Turn the fucking heat on already.


Fuck.

 

[raindancer]

I will not!

Fuck.

 

[Wings]

I wore cutoff jean shorts all weekend, it’s been gorgeous here.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I wore cutoff jean shorts all weekend, it’s been gorgeous here.

Older posters here might recall they were once known as "Daisy Dukes".

 

[Wings]

Older posters here might recall they were once known as "Daisy Dukes".

Chubby daisy duke.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Chubby daisy duke.

Daisy Dukes nonetheless.

"Fantasy Wings" updated accordingly.

 

[RocketLauncher]

I think "she" has you confused with Raindancer.

To be fair I have a hard time remembering everybody's usernames especially when it comes to Rain.... Or Wings. No offense I just don't t interact with them enough to make their individualities distinct. Nothing to do with them personally just not on my radar enough or I've never had a reason to engage them enough to make a distinction.

 

[girlsmiley]

Channel Locks and be done with it.



That sucks. Not sure what your driving style is but maybe it needs to be driven like a rental car.

Ask your mum.

 

[Adre]

Chubby daisy duke.

We’ll take a gander.

 

[RocketLauncher]

Ask your mum.

Lesbian 'yo mama' joke. Double burn. Niiiiiice.

 

[girlsmiley]

Pedal to the floor while updating the facebook profile.

No more Insta updates, Petey!

Mobile phone detection cameras to be rolled out across NSW roads by December.
https://www.google.com/amp/amp.abc.net.au/article/11536664

You won't be able to have anything in your hand.

"That's a phone in your hand."
"No, your honour. That's my penis."

 

[Wings]

We’ll take a gander.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

 

[Gypsytag]

Sounds like an Alfa. Exhaust manifolds are twatsicles because the heat plays hob with anything attached to them.

On a related note, the 36mm shallow socket I bought off Amazon to do the oil filter on the Range Rover turned out to be 32mm when I went to do it yesterday. Another job on hold.

I thought everyone owned about 4 socket sets.

 

[Emerson40]

No, it’s convinced I have secret powers to control Em’s behaviours.

There is no rhyme or reason with that racist imbecile.

Today it’s bleating ”You’all xenophobic enablers encouraged Em/Rob/Luk in his stalking and harassment of immigrant women!”.

Then tomorrow it follows you around, replying to random posts all “Hey daddy, wanna have some of this cake?”

That sad, needy creature craves and seeks attention like kids want full-size chocolate bars on Halloween.

 

[suurfer]

No, it’s convinced I have secret powers to control Em’s behaviours.

I just realized that I've crapped too many times on this thread.

Not saying this out of respect of the likes of you, butters &al.
But for people like Wings and others, who (regardless of what they think of me) I grew to respect.

So I am sending you a pm instead, to explain why and how my attitude towards you.

 

[thør]

Channel Locks and be done with it.

I've got a little three jaw universal unit for pulling the filter off the Kohler generator. There's no room for anything else. Works like a charm.

 

[suurfer]

Explain the relevance of empathy in this context?

People talk. I don't waste time on paranoid imaginings over what they might be saying. I don't flatter myself that I'm interesting enough on here to warrant a grand conspiracy. I doubt I'm ever discussed beyond a passing comment on how up my own arse I am. If they spend more time than that on my interactions here, I pity them. Some people are going to like me, some people are going to think I'm a cunt. That's GB reality.

Are you aware of how much time you invest in keeping hostility and drama going? Instead of accepting that some people are going to think you're a cunt, you constantly poke them with sticks and then rant about nobody is defending you. Why are their opinions of you so important that you spend so much time reacting to them?

You know, dolf..
I always admired you for your fairness, but I never thought you were That bright.
I think that the guys put you on a pedestal because of your extraordinarily good looks, which makes it so difficult for other women to challenge you... lest they put themselves at the risk of being labelled as envious.

Ask me to name sophisticated or bright women, regardless of how mean or dumb they think I am: I'll say: "Wings, GS, RL, Salvia, Fata, pookie".


I think that the guys give you too much credit, becau

 

[schism666]

You know, dolf..
I always admired you for your fairness, but I never thought you were That bright.
I think that the guys put you on a pedestal because of your extraordinarily good looks, which makes it so difficult for other women to challenge you... lest they put themselves at the risk of being labelled as envious.

Ask me to name sophisticated or bright women, regardless of how mean or dumb they think I am: I'll say: "Wings, GS, RL, Salvia, Fata, pookie".


I think that the guys give you too much credit, becau

^^stable genius

 

[suurfer]

^^stable genius

Come on, Luk...
I never tested my IQ, nor do I wish to do so cause... I'm uncertain if it was dedication/being driven or else
But you covert narcissistic mofo's make me feel like a self-aware genius!

 

[Sean]

I thought everyone owned about 4 socket sets.

I do. But not one of them goes up to 36mm.

 

[suurfer]

DIARY OF SOMEONE WHO'S ON MANY IGGY LISTS:

I actually feel bad about attacking dolf.
I'm still conflicted as to whether her real character matches her impression management personna.

But the truth is -- she's one of the few who had the courage to take a stand and change the GB butters-Rob culture.

 

[Emerson40]

Add Impulse Control Disorder to the long list of dysfunctions this wretched idiot is burdened with.

 

[dolf]

You know, dolf..
I always admired you for your fairness, but I never thought you were That bright.
I think that the guys put you on a pedestal because of your extraordinarily good looks, which makes it so difficult for other women to challenge you... lest they put themselves at the risk of being labelled as envious.

Ask me to name sophisticated or bright women, regardless of how mean or dumb they think I am: I'll say: "Wings, GS, RL, Salvia, Fata, pookie".


I think that the guys give you too much credit, becau

There are several women here who make their dislike of me quite clear. At least three have posted in this thread since my last reply.

I'm a 150 x150 square of pixels, posted by an a middle aged autistic Brit, who hasn't shown flesh for several years. A significant number of posters have no idea what I look like. Nobody is in awe of this, and the people who might like or even admire me base that on something other than a vague memory of an arse.

I doubt your ability to spot a conspiracy for several reasons, but I'll explain one of them. You have previously told me I was part of one of these clique bullying rings, and amongst the posters you listed were none that I pmed with, at least one I had on ignore, and your accusations were based solely on my posting on the blurt thread without insulting them.

Your imagination works too hard.