Pmann is Upset- I posted something and no one responded

[Lord Pmann]

Can you fuckin’ believe this? I posted something the other day and someone didn’t respond.

It was like they just looked over me. I mean, how rude is that? People are so cliquish here. Dammit. Just a bunch of assholes. It’s like, am I that unnoticeable??? #Tears

So what did I do???? I showed them. I took to the Dear Lister thread. Did I call them out? Fuck no. I posted some passive aggressive shit in there. That’ll show ‘em. Then I moved on to the What Are You Thinking thread. Oh I called them out (not really at all by name) like a boss. I posted some more passive aggressive shit. Then I eyerolled like a motherfucker.

No one’s posts should ever be ignored. Every single post here deserves a comment. Let’s band together and make sure nothing this tragic ever happens again.

 

[JerseyJade]

Can you fuckin’ believe this? I posted something the other day and someone didn’t respond.

It was like they just looked over me. I mean, how rude is that? People are so cliquish here. Dammit. Just a bunch of assholes. It’s like, am I that unnoticeable??? #Tears

So what did I do???? I showed them. I took to the Dear Lister thread. Did I call them out? Fuck no. I posted some passive aggressive shit in there. That’ll show ‘em. Then I moved on to the What Are You Thinking thread. Oh I called them out (not really at all by name) like a boss. I posted some more passive aggressive shit. Then I eyerolled like a motherfucker.

No one’s posts should ever be ignored. Every single post here deserves a comment. Let’s band together and make sure nothing this tragic ever happens again.

You mean like this.. ?

 

[tolyk]

You mean like this.. ?

You weren't supposed to reply!! Now you've done it JJ

 

[JerseyJade]

You weren't supposed to reply!! Now you've done it JJ

Oops!

 

[Lord Pmann]

You mean like this.. ?

Yes. Like that. That’s my weapon of choice these days- emojis. I bet we could fuck ISIS good with an eye roll or two. We would really throw them over the edge with a emoji.

You weren't supposed to reply!! Now you've done it JJ

Et tu, Brute?

 

[tolyk]

Yes. Like that. That’s my weapon of choice these days- emojis. I bet we could fuck ISIS good with an eye roll or two. We would really throw them over the edge with a emoji.



Et tu, Brute?

Et tu Steve, et tu.

I mean, I didn't reply.

 

[ydahecnot]

Welcome to my world, Pmann, as far as my posts not being replied to.

And sorry in advance for killing your thread

 

[Richard_C]

Watermelons have feelings too!

 

[tnman03]

What!!!! You mean someone didn't even bother to post a "Fuck You Asshole" response???

Horrible.... just horrible... the nerve of that person exercising their rights to ignore you because they had better things to do or just forgot...

 

[emsway]

Yeah, I spend the better part of my day curled up in the fetal position because of this very thing.

 

[Trouble_maker]

How dare they!!!


You want I should rough’em up? I got 80 grit sandpaper somewhere in my garage.

 

[Suz_anne]

^^^^ Awwww, Mimi loves you Pmun.

 

[dashie33]

Very meta, m'lud.

 

[dashie33]

And without rain, you can't get a rainbow.

*Ahem*

 

[PNWKitten]

Aww poor delicate flower.

 

[ydahecnot]

Oh, what a perfectly lovely, uplifting reply from such a fine font of positivity!

(I am still working on the compliment thing)

 

[tolyk]

Good Lord people. Time to think happy thoughts.
No need to get upset here. Here is where we have fun. Repeat after me. Even if it's cloudy outside, I know the sun is up there. And without rain, you can't get a rainbow. And Lit is for entertainment. If someone won't play with you, you're probably better off without them. There are plenty of players out there.
Hehe. You don't have to repeat all that, but think about it for a second.

And best of all...Yay, it's Friday

It's satire Desire, nothing Pmann says is ever to be taken seriously









Ever

 

[Taegul]

This is unacceptable. I say go full on Hulk rage-mode and fuck some shit up!

http://giphygifs.s3.amazonaws.com/media/H3xsErI0hXXi0/giphy.gif

 

[Lord Pmann]

Did you try posting on even more threads?? Also call the person you’re passive-aggressively referring to lots of bad names - the more curse words you use, the better you’ll sound and feel

I think that’s how it works anyway


P.s don’t take this as me being passive-aggressive about anyone in particular! I’m just playing along with the thread

Taking notes from the Passive Aggressive Queen...

Watermelons have feelings too!

They do? They can’t talk, can they?

Fuckin’ eh... if those watermelons can talk...

What!!!! You mean someone didn't even bother to post a "Fuck You Asshole" response???

Horrible.... just horrible... the nerve of that person exercising their rights to ignore you because they had better things to do or just forgot...

I know. They didn’t say anything. I posted this loooooooong story that was really personal, depressing and boring as a printer manual. And not one person came and told me how amazing I was.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Yeah, I spend the better part of my day curled up in the fetal position because of this very thing.

How dare they!!!


You want I should rough’em up? I got 80 grit sandpaper somewhere in my garage.

Please go tell me how amazing I am. And tell the world how everyone is missing out on a beautiful and brave soul.

This? http://322sex.com

Casandra003 is in my area and wants to send me videos and hook up? Whoa.

^^^^ Awwww, Mimi loves you Pmun.

I think Mimi is a pimp if some sort.

Good Lord people. Time to think happy thoughts.
No need to get upset here. Here is where we have fun. Repeat after me. Even if it's cloudy outside, I know the sun is up there. And without rain, you can't get a rainbow. And Lit is for entertainment. If someone won't play with you, you're probably better off without them. There are plenty of players out there.
Hehe. You don't have to repeat all that, but think about it for a second.

And best of all...Yay, it's Friday

How can I think happy thoughts when someone is ignoring my posts? I just want to be the center of someone, nay, EVERYONE’S universe. Is that so much to ask???? I want everyone to like me. It’s one of my faults- I just care too much. As a result, I become a people pleaser.

Aww poor delicate flower.

Every rose has its thorn.

It's satire Desire, nothing Pmann says is ever to be taken seriously

Ever

Your words are like knives.

This is unacceptable. I say go full on Hulk rage-mode and fuck some shit up!

http://giphygifs.s3.amazonaws.com/media/H3xsErI0hXXi0/giphy.gif

That’s not my way. I’d rather post in the Dear Lister thread.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Welcome to my world, Pmann, as far as my posts not being replied to.

And sorry in advance for killing your thread

I was going to ignore your post, just for the irony of it.

 

[alwaysaway]

Be patient and wait for them to realise it’s about them. Then when they call you out on it, deny it vehemently. Then, sir, you will be an expert in passive aggressiveness.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Passive aggressive people are a bunch of bitches. End of story. Cunt punt!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Be patient and wait for them to realise it’s about them. Then when they call you out on it, deny it vehemently. Then, sir, you will be an expert in passive aggressiveness.

I see. Is there a place where one can get schooled on passive aggressitivity? Like, can I earn a PhD in that? Or a certificate of completion? I have so much to learn, as a male. I feel like the females of the species are so much better at this than me. The ONE thing at which girls are better.

Passive aggressive people are a bunch of bitches. End of story. Cunt punt!

You’re going to need to direct that post to someone more specifically, without naming them.

 

[Shi_One81]

Here’s what you do... psychotically think every post a Litster makes is about you and THEN passive aggressively post about it so you can get attention. People won’t skip you then because they’ll feel sorry for you. It works, I’ve seen it happen. Trust me on this one