JerseyJade
Jade
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- Jan 18, 2018
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Enormous sized cocks do not impress me. As a matter of fact, if I had an opportunity to play with one, I would decline. But that's just me.
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Why do people judge others self care?
Just saw a request on Facebook for ideas for “real” self care not pedis and bubble baths and massages.
Fuck you Margaret. You were a judgey whore in high school and no one liked you then either.
Those things relax me and make me less likely to run you over in the parking lot if I happen to run into you.
I may need some self careI suggested she buy a vibrator
I think I'm going to have a meatball sandwich for lunch today.
I think I'm going to have a meatball sandwich for lunch today.
LOL! I was thinking about this yesterday afternoon. I'd give anything for a real meatball hoagie from down the shore.

I am a little ashamed right now.
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three.
we have three.
fuck.
I really don't understand how people think.
I'm thinking I have already spent too much time here today.
I'm surrounded by children; not only had my manager not seen "Back to School", but he doesn't know who Rodney Dangerfield is. No Respect!![]()
I'm surrounded by children; not only had my manager not seen "Back to School", but he doesn't know who Rodney Dangerfield is. No Respect!![]()
You must have done something REALLY bad to make you feel ashamed. I didn't think that was possible.![]()