What woke you up today, and when?

[Kat73]

0230 by the dog trying to get on the deck after a damn raccoon. Fucking trash panda.

 

[Jada59]

My gardener, twice. Not sure the times. First time, he his little dog out of my bed. Next time I woke to him grinning at me. He had been having a conversation with me and I was talking in my sleep. He did ask me about my dream. I had woven him into it and he knew it. It was a really weird dream too.

 

[parker77]

a sexy dream at 4:45AM

 

[LikeableMe]

Needing to use the bathroom. I forget what time, but it was my chance to lay in, which of course couldn’t happen

 

[Cyberbella]

My alarm at 5:30 am

 

[PNWKitten]

Woken up twice. The pups then my bladder. I swear I have eventful nights and not in a good way.

 

[JJonah]

6:15ish? My five-year-old straddling my chest in the twilight.

“Blow up my balloon, daddy!”

I was totally puzzled and confused, blinking, but he was right: he had a big-ass balloon with an alien face on it.

“Buddy.” I yawned. “Why are you up so early?”

“To play with balloons.” He held it out, I blew it up, and then I couldn’t tie it. So today, he learned that you can blow up balloons and then let them go flying around the room.

 

[AlwaysFara]

6:15ish? My five-year-old straddling my chest in the twilight.

“Blow up my balloon, daddy!”

I was totally puzzled and confused, blinking, but he was right: he had a big-ass balloon with an alien face on it.

“Buddy.” I yawned. “Why are you up so early?”

“To play with balloons.” He held it out, I blew it up, and then I couldn’t tie it. So today, he learned that you can blow up balloons and then let them go flying around the room.

See? A Hootenanny!

 

[AlwaysFara]

Me? The cats. Staring at me. A mixture of pleading looks and calculation. They may take me out, because they have never been fed. Ever.

 

[BadAmy]

My need for coffee. And it's Sunday. So there's that.

 

[Jaygeyser]

Nothing, just woke up, wide awake, 4:30am

 

[JJonah]

See? A Hootenanny!

Yes. A wine-and-cheese soirée, complete with spluttering alien balloons flying around.

Come over. We can make fun of the chèvre.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Yes. A wine-and-cheese soirée, complete with spluttering alien balloons flying around.

Come over. We can make fun of the chèvre.

Honeycomb?

 

[JJonah]

Honeycomb?

Working on it. I might need to simply unravel a candle or something.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Working on it. I might need to simply unravel a candle or something.

I’ll unravel a candle or something...


(What does that even MEAN?)

 

[Shi_One81]

My dog bouncing on the bed like a kangaroo around 7:30

 

[JJonah]

I’ll unravel a candle or something...


(What does that even MEAN?)

https://imgur.com/a/Sp3ol8d

 

[Misshotndeep]

I woke up on my own and hid away in my bedroom for about an hour.

 

[Beachgirl22]

My dog nudging me to wake up at 6:30 so he could go outside.

 

[SassySheDevil]

This morning. The first time. My cat trying to lay on my face. Around 5:40ish

 

[OrLaTime]

Decisions
To be woken up by doggy
Or
Pussy in my face

Hmm

 

[jasonmason]

My puppy at 6am doing her Chewbacca imitation, because she wanted out.

 

[JJonah]

My puppy at 6am doing her Chewbacca imitation, because she wanted out.

Well, if she had a crossbow, I'm sure that's your fault and not hers.

 

[Suz_anne]

The sound of wind gusts rattling the house around 10am. I know that sounds late, but I didn't fall asleep until 5:30am.

 

[LikeableMe]

Alarm. At the time I set it for. I don’t wanna go to work