What woke you up today, and when?

[Jada59]

My gardener at 9:00 am. Then again at noon. He was pretty much on me like glue all day. He finally took a shower then fell asleep on the couch.

 

[JJonah]

Daughter, jumping onto me: “Get up, dad!”

Me: “Why?”

Her: “Everyone else is already awake.”

Me: “Then you don’t need another grown-up.”

Pause.

Her: “Touche, father. Touché.”

 

[cymrobach]

Dreaming that I was in a 69 with an old girlfriend in an old neighbour's house with the female neighbour watching

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Normal morning wood enhanced by a sex dream.

 

[OrLaTime]

Woke up in bed alone 2 hours later than usual with smile on my face

 

[Cthulhu1138]

My own body clock, around 0900.

It felt magnificent

 

[dashie33]

I barely slept, so I was a cranky rainbow.

 

[lilsarah91]

My neighbor yelling at 5:38am

"Bonnie! BONNIE!! The fucking dog ate the pumpkin again!!"

 

[JJonah]

My neighbor yelling at 5:38am

"Bonnie! BONNIE!! The fucking dog ate the pumpkin again!!"

“Again,” of course, is the best part.

 

[Cyberbella]

3 am...my bladder

 

[Misshotndeep]

My kid asking for dinner. I am making him cook it himself for his infraction.

 

[Scout44]

My dog, morning kisses..5:30 am..grrrrr

 

[pvt_addiction]

My alarm...6:00am...had to get the kids ready and out the door for school

 

[Passionate_Gent]

My alarm. An hour early...

 

[Jada59]

Phone at 6:00 am. Was a waste of time because the person couldn't help me. This in response to my hours worth of calls that have been going on for months. In a nutshell, the government thought I owed them in excess of $17,000.00. I don't. I even have a letter stating it was their error and I owe $0.00. But... yesterday I got another letter saying if I didn't pay, they would seize my property. This is an ongoing nightmare. Second phone call just following did tell me that the matter was resolved. Do I believe it? No.

 

[jasonmason]

Puppy wanting out at 5am. Starts with the shaking of her collar, followed by her imitation of Chewbacca.

 

[Misshotndeep]

The sound of clanging as half a pork roast was cut off and eaten by one person. Wtf this ain’t the Royal palace no one here has money like that.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Tossing and turning for no reason. 10 minutes ago I finally got out of bed.

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

BlackBerry alarm, 05:15

 

[mortis]

The wind at 2:00AM blowing leaves and setting off the motion sensor floodlights it was like a disco.

 

[Misshotndeep]

A horror story worthy nightmare. Sorry evil female entity but I will not hunt all over to find your dismembered body parts for you. Damn overactive imagination.

 

[JJonah]

A horror story worthy nightmare. Sorry evil female entity but I will not hunt all over to find your dismembered body parts for you. Damn overactive imagination.

Sorry, but your pork roast one sounds even more horrifying.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Sorry, but your pork roast one sounds even more horrifying.

Sadly but that is a regular occurrence in my life. Said offender went on to have ice cream and chips with in the next two hours. Man is a damn pig!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

About 6:30...by a cramp in my right calf after turning...

 

[jasonmason]

My 5am puppy wake up call.