Swannie's Random Stuff

[missswannie]

A blustery rainy day over this way. You know its a good one outside when you can hear the planes going to full power and going around for another crack at it every 10 mins or so.
So its been a day of laying on the bed and playing with myself, do a few things, have another couple with the pink vibrator, have lunch, and probe around again. I did set the camera up and take a few interesting ones which might make it into the somewhat neglected Musings thread later.
Anyway, as a random catch up post masturbatory pleasures, here are a few things that take my interest.

Firstly, I bumped into a mother swan walking her new ones through the flowers in an inner city garden yesterday. Swans over here are black of course, not white.

I saw some nice looking mild chillis this morning at the vege shop. I couldn't help snapping a photo as they looked interesting. A screen saver shot perhaps. Anyway sliced some up and put them in with some chicken to marinate to make a claypot dish tonight. Was in the mood to strip off again and play and almost made the rookie mistake and let the fingers do the walking. Went back downstairs and and dipped my fingers in milk to make sure I wasn't doing the hotstep.

It's about time to introduce the new family member. He's a bit too young to have an official job title yet after the CEO passed away. Probably mailboy more than managerial. For now he is the House Piranha, nothing is safe including a playful nip to the boob when I tried to retrieve a toy that had rolled off the sofa.

And then a bit of naughtiness before heading out for a late lunch. You are supposed to wear a cami or a bold lace bra under it, but I wonder if I could get away with nothing at all and a loose blazer over the top? Might get an eyeful in the right light if I lean over... So, fuck it, I have. My nips are trying to poke a hole through my jacket at the thought they might get observed. I'm going to need another play when I get home.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

A blustery rainy day over this way. You know its a good one outside when you can hear the planes going to full power and going around for another crack at it every 10 mins or so.
So its been a day of laying on the bed and playing with myself, do a few things, have another couple with the pink vibrator, have lunch, and probe around again. I did set the camera up and take a few interesting ones which might make it into the somewhat neglected Musings thread later.
Anyway, as a random catch up post masturbatory pleasures, here are a few things that take my interest.

Firstly, I bumped into a mother swan walking her new ones through the flowers in an inner city garden yesterday. Swans over here are black of course, not white.

I saw some nice looking mild chillis this morning at the vege shop. I couldn't help snapping a photo as they looked interesting. A screen saver shot perhaps. Anyway sliced some up and put them in with some chicken to marinate to make a claypot dish tonight. Was in the mood to strip off again and play and almost made the rookie mistake and let the fingers do the walking. Went back downstairs and and dipped my fingers in milk to make sure I wasn't doing the hotstep.

It's about time to introduce the new family member. He's a bit too young to have an official job title yet after the CEO passed away. Probably mailboy more than managerial. For now he is the House Piranha, nothing is safe including a playful nip to the boob when I tried to retrieve a toy that had rolled off the sofa.

And then a bit of naughtiness before heading out for a late lunch. You are supposed to wear a cami or a bold lace bra under it, but I wonder if I could get away with nothing at all and a loose blazer over the top? Might get an eyeful in the right light if I lean over... So, fuck it, I have. My nips are trying to poke a hole through my jacket at the thought they might get observed. I'm going to need another play when I get home.

How absolutely beautiful... all of it... thanks for sharing such gorgeous colours, xx

ps - I’m in love with your mail-boy,

 

[Polranny]

That collection of images just made my day, all gorgeous and memorable, thank you.

 

[Joxlrg]

I can't blame the pup. I'd be biting those nips myself

 

[Mr_bogey]

Trialing a mil-spec phone that I picked up in China. Allegedly you can run a tank over it, drop it in deep water, etc etc and its all good. So it was taken swimming this afternoon to see what it is like taking photos in that environment.
All in all not too bad, although looking on a bigger screen afterwards there was a salt water spot on the lens which did not clear. It might need a touch of diver mask coating.
The underwater ones were pretty clear and graphic, so that rules them out for here. A couple of above water ones where I was breast stroking and bum suitably had some water over it. I'm modest you know....

Mmm. You are delicious. Why do I have the sudden urge to go swimming? I thought you could post more explicit stuff in links but maybe I have that wrong. If you need my help in reviewing to make sure they don't fit the guidelines, my inbox has no such restrictions. As a lawyer, I might be able to find loopholes in the posting policy. Besides, I'm behind in my pro Bono hours, so you'd be helping me out too.

 

[missswannie]

How absolutely beautiful... all of it... thanks for sharing such gorgeous colours, xx

ps - I’m in love with your mail-boy,

He's a blond terror.

That collection of images just made my day, all gorgeous and memorable, thank you.

Glad you enjoyed

I can't blame the pup. I'd be biting those nips myself

With his little needle teeth it would piercing by puppy if he latched on.

Mmm. You are delicious. Why do I have the sudden urge to go swimming? I thought you could post more explicit stuff in links but maybe I have that wrong. If you need my help in reviewing to make sure they don't fit the guidelines, my inbox has no such restrictions. As a lawyer, I might be able to find loopholes in the posting policy. Besides, I'm behind in my pro Bono hours, so you'd be helping me out too.

I can post whatever I want to. Well acquainted with the rules and the grey zone, I choose to interact mostly within open posting guidelines. But I'm sure your mind can fill in the blanks.

 

[charterguy05]

Trialing a mil-spec phone that I picked up in China. Allegedly you can run a tank over it, drop it in deep water, etc etc and its all good. So it was taken swimming this afternoon to see what it is like taking photos in that environment.
All in all not too bad, although looking on a bigger screen afterwards there was a salt water spot on the lens which did not clear. It might need a touch of diver mask coating.
The underwater ones were pretty clear and graphic, so that rules them out for here. A couple of above water ones where I was breast stroking and bum suitably had some water over it. I'm modest you know....

Gorgeous

 

[Todger65]

Lovely colours in the spring flowers with the swan and cygnets.

CEO follow up, sounds a bit of a handful

I wonder how much attention your nipples will receive when out.

 

[zekuma]

How absolutely beautiful... all of it... thanks for sharing such gorgeous colours, xx

ps - I’m in love with your mail-boy,

A colourful day. Is he a blonde lab or a golden lab? A handful no doubt.
Oh would I like to have been side-eyeing across the tables at that blouse under your jacket when you moved about. You would have to be a popular friday lunch invitee!

 

[HirokoM]

Trialing a mil-spec phone that I picked up in China. Allegedly you can run a tank over it, drop it in deep water, etc etc and its all good. So it was taken swimming this afternoon to see what it is like taking photos in that environment.
All in all not too bad, although looking on a bigger screen afterwards there was a salt water spot on the lens which did not clear. It might need a touch of diver mask coating.
The underwater ones were pretty clear and graphic, so that rules them out for here. A couple of above water ones where I was breast stroking and bum suitably had some water over it. I'm modest you know....

Oh the freedom to be nude and swimming so far out. I want this.

 

[HirokoM]

A blustery rainy day over this way. You know its a good one outside when you can hear the planes going to full power and going around for another crack at it every 10 mins or so.
So its been a day of laying on the bed and playing with myself, do a few things, have another couple with the pink vibrator, have lunch, and probe around again. I did set the camera up and take a few interesting ones which might make it into the somewhat neglected Musings thread later.
Anyway, as a random catch up post masturbatory pleasures, here are a few things that take my interest.

Firstly, I bumped into a mother swan walking her new ones through the flowers in an inner city garden yesterday. Swans over here are black of course, not white.

I saw some nice looking mild chillis this morning at the vege shop. I couldn't help snapping a photo as they looked interesting. A screen saver shot perhaps. Anyway sliced some up and put them in with some chicken to marinate to make a claypot dish tonight. Was in the mood to strip off again and play and almost made the rookie mistake and let the fingers do the walking. Went back downstairs and and dipped my fingers in milk to make sure I wasn't doing the hotstep.

It's about time to introduce the new family member. He's a bit too young to have an official job title yet after the CEO passed away. Probably mailboy more than managerial. For now he is the House Piranha, nothing is safe including a playful nip to the boob when I tried to retrieve a toy that had rolled off the sofa.

And then a bit of naughtiness before heading out for a late lunch. You are supposed to wear a cami or a bold lace bra under it, but I wonder if I could get away with nothing at all and a loose blazer over the top? Might get an eyeful in the right light if I lean over... So, fuck it, I have. My nips are trying to poke a hole through my jacket at the thought they might get observed. I'm going to need another play when I get home.

I like the see through shirt. I would like to see how it looked under your jacket. You would be bold enough to wear it with a black or red bra. Or even a very lacy white one that everyone could see.
I am glad you know about chilli's. It can be a sting if you touch yourself there with it on your fingers. I put a tampon in once after preparing food...
Little T has grown a bit since you showed me his photos. He is lovely. I like how his eyes look like they have black eyeliner.

 

[missswannie]

Gorgeous

Thank you

Lovely colours in the spring flowers with the swan and cygnets.

CEO follow up, sounds a bit of a handful

I wonder how much attention your nipples will receive when out.

They were mostly under cover except for the odd pass something across the table time. A nod and a wink mob so noone out of sorts with it.

A colourful day. Is he a blonde lab or a golden lab? A handful no doubt.
Oh would I like to have been side-eyeing across the tables at that blouse under your jacket when you moved about. You would have to be a popular friday lunch invitee!

Blonde Golden Lab cross. His mum's a blonde, dad's a gold.
I like friday business lunches with mixed crowds. Plenty of invitations and I host my fair share. Always try to put together a mix of people that might like to meet each other and hold a conversation. I'm not the only one with boobs there.

Oh the freedom to be nude and swimming so far out. I want this.

Abandon the clothes and step away all free. It does feel wonderful.

I like the see through shirt. I would like to see how it looked under your jacket. You would be bold enough to wear it with a black or red bra. Or even a very lacy white one that everyone could see.
I am glad you know about chilli's. It can be a sting if you touch yourself there with it on your fingers. I put a tampon in once after preparing food...
Little T has grown a bit since you showed me his photos. He is lovely. I like how his eyes look like they have black eyeliner.

Having a slight twinge at the thought of a chilli laced tampon finger. That would keep you on your toes for a bit.
He has grown. About 4kg in 2 weeks.
I do the lace bra under a blouse look quite often.

 

[Polranny]

Thank you


They were mostly under cover except for the odd pass something across the table time. A nod and a wink mob so noone out of sorts with it.

Blonde Golden Lab cross. His mum's a blonde, dad's a gold.
I like friday business lunches with mixed crowds. Plenty of invitations and I host my fair share. Always try to put together a mix of people that might like to meet each other and hold a conversation. I'm not the only one with boobs there.

Abandon the clothes and step away all free. It does feel wonderful.

Having a slight twinge at the thought of a chilli laced tampon finger. That would keep you on your toes for a bit.
He has grown. About 4kg in 2 weeks.
I do the lace bra under a blouse look quite often.

Your posts have set me up for the weekend. Thank you

 

[toeskr]

That looks like a delicious flavor.

 

[missswannie]

Your posts have set me up for the weekend. Thank you

Enjoy your weekend then. No doubt you are interested in the results of "shibari Chicago" like the rest of us now.

That looks like a delicious flavor.

It would be salty.
We are such base animals when we let ourselves loose. I dare anyone to walk into a room smelling of hot wet woman and not get turned on instantly. The pheremonal waft as you walk by and someone immediately looks. I can't walk in from a run or the gym without getting attacked if my armpits are a bit on the strong side. And don't get me started on when your mind goes into overload at the sudden exposure to man musk.
Of course, you can't run around the park sniffing like our canine friends, but there's no harm in discretely enjoying the smell of the room.

 

[HirokoM]

Enjoy your weekend then. No doubt you are interested in the results of "shibari Chicago" like the rest of us now.

It would be salty.
We are such base animals when we let ourselves loose. I dare anyone to walk into a room smelling of hot wet woman and not get turned on instantly. The pheremonal waft as you walk by and someone immediately looks. I can't walk in from a run or the gym without getting attacked if my armpits are a bit on the strong side. And don't get me started on when your mind goes into overload at the sudden exposure to man musk.
Of course, you can't run around the park sniffing like our canine friends, but there's no harm in discretely enjoying the smell of the room.

Ha ha, I so like nice scents of people. And a room after sex when you go back into it. Yes, I get attacked too if I come back from the gym and smell a bit raw before a shower. I wonder if this is most men or just this one.

 

[ohverbatum7]

smelling of hot wet woman and not get turned on instantly. The pheremonal waft as you walk by and someone immediately looks.

That would seem better than the smell of fresh baked bread, would love if you could put it in a envelope and send to me, I'll even pay for special delivery, and that is something coming from a Scot.

 

[Hardkoch2]

Absolutely concur, that sexy smell of a hot wet women always does trick, the many times a raw passionate fuck all kicks off post some exercise (ready for the more fun type of exercise !)

 

[Hardkoch2]

The chilli play makes me think of the 'amusing' depending on whether you were the victim of the changing room Deep Heat spray on your jockstrap 'joke'. Sure had you hopping about.

 

[toeskr]

It would be salty.
We are such base animals when we let ourselves loose. I dare anyone to walk into a room smelling of hot wet woman and not get turned on instantly. The pheremonal waft as you walk by and someone immediately looks. I can't walk in from a run or the gym without getting attacked if my armpits are a bit on the strong side. And don't get me started on when your mind goes into overload at the sudden exposure to man musk.
Of course, you can't run around the park sniffing like our canine friends, but there's no harm in discretely enjoying the smell of the room.

Salty is good.

And I agree.

 

[missswannie]

I was in the fruit and vege shop yesterday and was casting my eye around for interesting stuff. I don't normally buy anything imported but these tangello's appealed to me as I thought that they perhaps represented my boobs. Not quite when I put them in a bra at home but not too far off.
If you are passing some by at the supermarket give them a feel.

 

[Todger65]

I was in the fruit and vege shop yesterday and was casting my eye around for interesting stuff. I don't normally buy anything imported but these tangello's appealed to me as I thought that they perhaps represented my boobs. Not quite when I put them in a bra at home but not too far off.
If you are passing some by at the supermarket give them a feel.
https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2082133&stc=1&d=1570679058

What a lovely pair

 

[ohverbatum7]

I would love the opportunity to peal your boobs from your bra: Do like the attitude to buy home grown.

 

[Joxlrg]

I could suck on those sweet things all day!!!

 

[missswannie]

What a lovely pair

Different. It's been a while since I had puffy nips like that. I probably should have done that exercise while the orange tree in the garden was in fruit, but will try again at some stage and see if I can find a volumetric equivalent.

I would love the opportunity to peal your boobs from your bra: Do like the attitude to buy home grown.

I don't like pesticides and nitrogen storage. I live in a place where there is fresh food available all year round. There is even a movement for post code honey, which puts the postal code on the jar of honey from where the hive was. We have them all through the cities as well.

I could suck on those sweet things all day!!!

Probably tart rather than lactilicious in the orange format