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Lovely nipples trying to find a way out, the holes in the lace are too small though.

I chuckled at your description of the feet photo.
Well as I remember it she was standing over me as I was sitting down and soaping up so I guess either her bits or my bits were going to dominate the scene
Poke a hole through the lace and let them free.
Ruin a good bra that way. Poor nipple had lace imprints over the tip for a while afterwards
If I was wearing only them would you still be worried about the fish eyes?
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If you were dressed as Charley Chaplin at a fancy dressed party, I would still find you
knee-tremblingly desirable.
My hips and bum fill out a lady tuxedo quite nicely. Not The Tramp type but maybe interesting.
 
So fish thongs/flip flops/whatever are indeed a thing. I wonder if that would get the fishing folk excited.

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Bahahahaha, I Never seen anything like them before!.
"Fish Flops" :rolleyes: Hope you don't get a fish hook in your toe, that would seriously hurt,:eek:
 
My nipple is trying to escape out of my bra by flowing through the lace. Just thought I would share that fact in case you were having an ordinary day.
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Hiroko was so diligent at editing the Tokyo fun pics that after removing nips, lips and bum holes, all that was left of me was my toes... Thanks love for the photo.
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Very sexy... thank you for sharing.... made my day :devil:
 
Bahahahaha, I Never seen anything like them before!.
"Fish Flops" :rolleyes: Hope you don't get a fish hook in your toe, that would seriously hurt,:eek:
No, metal through skin is not on the agenda currently
Looks good to me!
No doubt to you. I'll have to treat you sometime.
Not quite selling the fish flops to me... but if anyone could.... :heart:
I would work out a campaign to sell them but I suspect it would require a bit more flesh than just a pair of legs. Naked but for the fishies?
Wait a minute, you have a new dog?
Yes they thought I was too upset so I came home to a puppy. Said puppy is keeping me up every few hours like a new born.
Very sexy... thank you for sharing.... made my day :devil:
Oh I enjoy you all looking, trust me.
 
It was the Australian Football League Grand Final yesterday, on a three day long weekend. We had a bunch of people over to watch it on the outside tv next to the pool, pizza oven lit and food going in and out of it. It was warm enough to hop into the jacuzzi from time to time.
A few beers and wines into the pre-game entertainment and there were the usual bets and banter going on. One of the AFL Women players managed to get third in the longest kick competition across the river outside the stadium, a beautiful 60 meter punt. Most of the guys lost out on that one and had to cough up so there was some revenge plots happening.
Stupidly, a few of us got talked into a bet of flashing boobs if the score margin got to or exceeded 100 points, which would be a huge blowout It was fairly even after the first quarter so it was a fairly safe one. Fast forward 90 minutes later and the final margin was 92 points. Very close to nips out in the breeze, which admittedly for some there it wouldn't be the first time, but for a couple of new couples it might have been an eye opener. Or a lot of fun...

During all of the vino fueled banter as the day went on, the subject of feet came up and how it was a turn on. One person echo-ed a PM I had received recently asking for the dirtiest foot/feet photo I could muster. So cheekily I went inside and obliged...
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Walking around barefoot in the garden all day, as is my preference to shoes, and there you go. Now to take that I had my feet up over my head, but as they only wanted the feet they missed out on the bigger picture.
Now as a consolation prize to the nice people in here that asked, here is a slightly cleaner one.
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Back to the non-feet regular program tomorrow.
 
It was the Australian Football League Grand Final yesterday, on a three day long weekend. We had a bunch of people over to watch it on the outside tv next to the pool, pizza oven lit and food going in and out of it. It was warm enough to hop into the jacuzzi from time to time.
A few beers and wines into the pre-game entertainment and there were the usual bets and banter going on. One of the AFL Women players managed to get third in the longest kick competition across the river outside the stadium, a beautiful 60 meter punt. Most of the guys lost out on that one and had to cough up so there was some revenge plots happening.
Stupidly, a few of us got talked into a bet of flashing boobs if the score margin got to or exceeded 100 points, which would be a huge blowout It was fairly even after the first quarter so it was a fairly safe one. Fast forward 90 minutes later and the final margin was 92 points. Very close to nips out in the breeze, which admittedly for some there it wouldn't be the first time, but for a couple of new couples it might have been an eye opener. Or a lot of fun...

During all of the vino fueled banter as the day went on, the subject of feet came up and how it was a turn on. One person echo-ed a PM I had received recently asking for the dirtiest foot/feet photo I could muster. So cheekily I went inside and obliged...
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Walking around barefoot in the garden all day, as is my preference to shoes, and there you go. Now to take that I had my feet up over my head, but as they only wanted the feet they missed out on the bigger picture.
Now as a consolation prize to the nice people in here that asked, here is a slightly cleaner one.
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Back to the non-feet regular program tomorrow.
Goodness me, my alarm bells go off seeing such dirty feet in a bedroom. Inside the house even. I would have been spanked until my bottom was red if I had dome that at the family home as a child. The clean ones are much nicer.
Are there really people who would get enjoyment out of the idea of dirty feet on them?
 
Goodness me, my alarm bells go off seeing such dirty feet in a bedroom. Inside the house even. I would have been spanked until my bottom was red if I had dome that at the family home as a child. The clean ones are much nicer.
Are there really people who would get enjoyment out of the idea of dirty feet on them?

I’m with you Hiroko, I’ll take the clean ones.
 
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Clean and pretty!
Thought that would be more your flavour
Goodness me, my alarm bells go off seeing such dirty feet in a bedroom. Inside the house even. I would have been spanked until my bottom was red if I had dome that at the family home as a child. The clean ones are much nicer.
Are there really people who would get enjoyment out of the idea of dirty feet on them?
Allegedly so. I walk around the house and garden bare foot most of the time so no stranger to dirty feet, but I'm not sure I can turn that into an erotic game. Mind you, if you are naked then the feet status would probably not dilute the reaction to it.
Now if I needed my butt paddled red for being dirty and naughty then ...
I’m with you Hiroko, I’ll take the clean ones.
Undoubtedly so.
 
Trialing a mil-spec phone that I picked up in China. Allegedly you can run a tank over it, drop it in deep water, etc etc and its all good. So it was taken swimming this afternoon to see what it is like taking photos in that environment.
All in all not too bad, although looking on a bigger screen afterwards there was a salt water spot on the lens which did not clear. It might need a touch of diver mask coating.
The underwater ones were pretty clear and graphic, so that rules them out for here. A couple of above water ones where I was breast stroking and bum suitably had some water over it. I'm modest you know....
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Trialing a mil-spec phone that I picked up in China. Allegedly you can run a tank over it, drop it in deep water, etc etc and its all good. So it was taken swimming this afternoon to see what it is like taking photos in that environment.
All in all not too bad, although looking on a bigger screen afterwards there was a salt water spot on the lens which did not clear. It might need a touch of diver mask coating.
The underwater ones were pretty clear and graphic, so that rules them out for here. A couple of above water ones where I was breast stroking and bum suitably had some water over it. I'm modest you know....
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Beautiful pictures Miss S! Thanks again for sharing.
 
I was breast stroking and bum suitably had some water over it. I'm modest you know....

Enough detail to satisfy this ancient pervert. :)
 
Trialing a mil-spec phone that I picked up in China. Allegedly you can run a tank over it, drop it in deep water, etc etc and its all good. So it was taken swimming this afternoon to see what it is like taking photos in that environment.
All in all not too bad, although looking on a bigger screen afterwards there was a salt water spot on the lens which did not clear. It might need a touch of diver mask coating.
The underwater ones were pretty clear and graphic, so that rules them out for here. A couple of above water ones where I was breast stroking and bum suitably had some water over it. I'm modest you know....
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They are brilliant, yes you retain your modesty, just. Is that blurry spot to the left of your waist, the salt water spot
 
Beautiful pictures Miss S! Thanks again for sharing.
Glad you enjoy them
I was breast stroking and bum suitably had some water over it. I'm modest you know....

Enough detail to satisfy this ancient pervert. :)
Yes, some of the strokes were a bit open water
They are brilliant, yes you retain your modesty, just. Is that blurry spot to the left of your waist, the salt water spot

Yes, I assume that is the cause. It was only there in the water and wasn't there after it went back underwater and got washed off later. Tank of a phone. I bought a friend a couple of another version by the same company which has an aerial and PTT button that sends out as a walking talkie as well as being a phone. She has a movement limited daughter who can manage that. I bought the armoured one on a whim after reading the specs and threw a cheap sim in it.
 
My nipple is trying to escape out of my bra by flowing through the lace. Just thought I would share that fact in case you were having an ordinary day.
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Hiroko was so diligent at editing the Tokyo fun pics that after removing nips, lips and bum holes, all that was left of me was my toes... Thanks love for the photo.
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Shit I like your toes as much as I like the rest of you.
 
Trialing a mil-spec phone that I picked up in China. Allegedly you can run a tank over it, drop it in deep water, etc etc and its all good. So it was taken swimming this afternoon to see what it is like taking photos in that environment.
All in all not too bad, although looking on a bigger screen afterwards there was a salt water spot on the lens which did not clear. It might need a touch of diver mask coating.
The underwater ones were pretty clear and graphic, so that rules them out for here. A couple of above water ones where I was breast stroking and bum suitably had some water over it. I'm modest you know....
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Well im not breast stroking. These are awesome pics
 
Yes, I assume that is the cause. It was only there in the water and wasn't there after it went back underwater and got washed off later. Tank of a phone. I bought a friend a couple of another version by the same company which has an aerial and PTT button that sends out as a walking talkie as well as being a phone. She has a movement limited daughter who can manage that. I bought the armoured one on a whim after reading the specs and threw a cheap sim in it.

Interesting, a combined phone/ walking talkie. Good if you to think of your friend. Hope it helps her and daughter to keep in touch.
 
Trialing a mil-spec phone that I picked up in China. Allegedly you can run a tank over it, drop it in deep water, etc etc and its all good. So it was taken swimming this afternoon to see what it is like taking photos in that environment.
All in all not too bad, although looking on a bigger screen afterwards there was a salt water spot on the lens which did not clear. It might need a touch of diver mask coating.
The underwater ones were pretty clear and graphic, so that rules them out for here. A couple of above water ones where I was breast stroking and bum suitably had some water over it. I'm modest you know....
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Wow, great photos. I guess you get what you get as you probably wouldn't take a normal phone or camera out, go-pro excepted. I bought the Armor 6 while I was over there and I am guessing you have the same or similar.
Shame you don't have a video of the same swimming from behind! That would be interesting. Your day temps look like they are in the high twenties c, so I guess the water temp is back in summer mode.
There are Quokka photos from Perth all over Tokyo as part of the ANA flight promos. My kids are obsessed with them. How far away from the beach are they?
 
Shit I like your toes as much as I like the rest of you.
Well shit, so long as you don't have to compromise, I guess the toes might get a glimpse from time to time
Well im not breast stroking. These are awesome pics
Thank you, rather good fun having a camera when out for a nudie swim
Interesting, a combined phone/ walking talkie. Good if you to think of your friend. Hope it helps her and daughter to keep in touch.
I got the idea from a disabilities group who worked out ways they could hack an Android phone with an IFTTT command set if it had PTT functions. This one was one better than the old style PTT phones in that it had a transceiver built in. They were able to modify it as they theorised in half an hour. So all good.
Wow, great photos. I guess you get what you get as you probably wouldn't take a normal phone or camera out, go-pro excepted. I bought the Armor 6 while I was over there and I am guessing you have the same or similar.
Shame you don't have a video of the same swimming from behind! That would be interesting. Your day temps look like they are in the high twenties c, so I guess the water temp is back in summer mode.
There are Quokka photos from Perth all over Tokyo as part of the ANA flight promos. My kids are obsessed with them. How far away from the beach are they?
Same phone.
It wasn't taken as video, just as burst photography. It might turn into a gif though. You might go blind from the winking.
Indeed, it is warm again here. The humpback whales are migrating just offshore, and pass between the beach and the island off the coast where the quokka's live
 
You might go blind from the winking

A gif of that could be added to the eyesight test, could have the same effect as the stinging drops normally used.
 
You might go blind from the winking

A gif of that could be added to the eyesight test, could have the same effect as the stinging drops normally used.
It didn't work. Looked more like a ventriloquist dummy with the mouth opening and shutting and eye winking. For those with fears of clowns and carnies, look away now. Certainly a graphic reminder why you stand around on the beach afterwards until any rogue pockets of water want to drop out of you. Nothing like dropping your bathers and changing into knickers and clothes on the beach after you get out and then a nice warm drop of seawater decides to exit.
 
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