What Are You Thinking? Continued 4

[JerseyJade]

When do you find out the sex of the baby?

We're (I'm) going to need an address for baby shower gift too, missy

My doctor is supposed to make an appointment for me to get an ultrasound this month. I so can't wait!

Aww, that's really sweet of you, Kitten, but that isn't really necessary.

 

[Shi_One81]

Pumpkin Spice Egg Nogg

 

[Sexybritches69]

I pretty much have Lizzo’s Truth Hurts on repeat in my head

 

[Shi_One81]

I pretty much have Lizzo’s Truth Hurts on repeat in my head

I vote “why men great til they gotta be great” as the best song lyrics ever

 

[36524]

******

 

[Sexybritches69]

I vote “why men great til they gotta be great” as the best song lyrics ever

That and “you’re ‘posta hold me dooownn, instead you’re holdin’ me back...”

 

[mnbreastluver]

SunnyD tastes like if someone descibed the taste of orange juice to someone else and they made the juice solely based off that description.

 

[Shi_One81]

That and “you’re ‘posta hold me dooownn, instead you’re holdin’ me back...”

Yes! I might riot if it doesn’t get nominated for and win a Grammy

 

[Sexybritches69]

My daughter and I have Good As Hell on heavy rotation.

Yes, that’s my post workout song! Trying to convince myself that I’m feeling just fine.

 

[Sexybritches69]

Yes! I might riot if it doesn’t get nominated for and win a Grammy

She just came to DC in concert. I didn’t know this until after the fact. :-/ Her show would be an awesome girls night out.

 

[Shi_One81]

She just came to DC in concert. I didn’t know this until after the fact. :-/ Her show would be an awesome girls night out.

Yes, it would! I’ll have to go google her tour schedule. I doubt she comes to Iowa

 

[Dardesstra]

Random thoughts of a widow...

He didn't "pass", he won't be taking anymore turns. He died.

Ok, since I'm a widow, for Halloween can I go as "married"? (My daughter says that's pretty bad and no one will get it)

Can a bed be so full of memories that there's no room for sleep?

Gonna be at his place in 4 hours. 18 months without sex and now just 4 more hours til I get some. Oh crap, can you forget how to fuck??...

They say it gets easier. I think we just get used to it being hard.

Good news, it is possible to find love again. Better news, I didn't forget how to fuck.

Thinking of starting a line of handmade goods called
"Widows Wares"
Could add a clothing line called "Widows Wears"
And maybe add a line of handmade paddles and other fetish gear. "Because after all, you're not the one who's dead"

I love the new man I've found, but sometimes I still miss the man I lost.

 

[ImSinister]

I don’t understand - I know the secret to life and have offered to share it through PMs and yet my inbox has plenty of space. Do people not want to be eternally happy?

 

[mnbreastluver]

October is the only time serial killers get to put their trophies on the front lawn.

 

[PNWKitten]

That and “you’re ‘posta hold me dooownn, instead you’re holdin’ me back...”

And that's the sound of me not calling you back.

 

[DDBustyBrit]

Just when you least expect it... life is truly a roller coaster

 

[PNWKitten]

I pretty much have Lizzo’s Truth Hurts on repeat in my head

In case you haven't seen it.....

https://youtu.be/NaS7OcUrcMQ

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Thinking about a woman I barely know who pretty much tackled me with a hug yesterday. She seems like just about the right amount of crazy.

 

[NeonSubtlety]

I think I might be a bad person. It’s a weird thing to wrap your head around. It makes you re-calibrate pretty quickly, for sure.

 

[mnbreastluver]

A man getting down on one knee is exciting, but a girl getting down on 2 knees is even more exciting.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Some of the shit I read here...

 

[Acktion]

10 little bottles, sitting in my fridge.
I thought to myself "I'll just have a smidge."
A toast to love lost.
Another to love found.
One more to "friends"
who no longer come 'round.
9 little bottles, sitting in my fridge.

 

[Eisranac]

What does rat poisoning have to do with pretzel rings?!?

 

[Misshotndeep]

What does rat poisoning have to do with pretzel rings?!?

The salt on them must not be salt. Just a guess really.

 

[Spins]

People always say it is worth taking a shot, but people also say that boundaries are meant to be observed.

Does one thought violate the other? <ponders>