The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX : So Stupid

[Aglaopheme]

This “porn for” should become a thread.

 

[butters]

This “porn for” should become a thread.

yes, yes it should

 

[Bacigalupo]

I live among the apple orchards. Traffic the past few weekends has been horrid. Everyone comes out to the 'country" and picks apples. Everyone.

$50 to apple pick, when you can buy a bag at the store for $2.99.

Apple picking is over rated.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkFhx--p2ow

 

[suurfer]

I just re-watched Dr.Phil's Sugar daddies & babies show while multi-tasking.

Strangely, and despite my "lol, it's just a high-class escort service" and "what an old creep", objectively I didn't find many reasons against it.
His money, her time and body.



The most puzzling aspects were the taxes & legality ones which, paradoxically, seemed to advantage the girl.

1. So the guy pays a membership fee to the "Seeking arrangements" site who then pays a % in taxes, and the rest goes directly to the girl. Unlike traditional escort or legalized pimp services, who get a large cut from the girl too.

2. And if the girl doesn't pay any taxes for that transaction, why should, let's say the painter that I employ to paint my house?
Yes, the GST also gets passed to me for the Ombudsman&co if things go wrong, but the rest is because the transaction is conducted on the city dwellings. But so does the Sugar babies one.

So where's the catch?

 

[bodysong]

glynndah and her flying monkeys could host it

 

[thør]

She loved a little head....

 

[Saint Peter]

Porn for Petey:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PwAQZNLy0I&feature=youtu.be

Beautiful work. 95 percent of my work goes to CNC machines. The part is programmed using the engineer's solid (3D) model and the machine controls movement and speeds. Watching the manual chisel work to create a knurl gives me both a warm zen feeling and a what a fucking waste of time feeling.

Cool vid. Thanks for posting it.

 

[FataMorgana]

Wrong thread, twat.

 

[FataMorgana]

Impeachment threads are the new *chuckle*.

 

[Saint Peter]

Porn for Petey:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PwAQZNLy0I&feature=youtu.be

Wrong thread, twat.

Not, twat.

 

[FataMorgana]

Not, twat.

Nah I meant me. I posted about vaping in here.

 

[Saint Peter]

Nah I meant me. I posted about vaping in here.

The evil vape.

 

[adrina]

The evil vape.

Perhaps ironically, I read that as Boris from Rocky and Bullwinkle.

 

[pointless]

my vape is more chaotic neutral.

yes, that is a bad d&d joke. thank you for not asking.

 

[Aglaopheme]

She loved a little head....

Did she not realize her box was that smelly?

 

[pointless]

it might seem weird to think about, but she was likely smell blind to it at that point.


either that or it was frozen and she assumed she'd be able to get it back before it defrosted.

 

[Wife of Bath]

There was a girl...







and there was a wolf.

Somehow there’s always a wolf.

 

[Aglaopheme]

it might seem weird to think about, but she was likely smell blind to it at that point.


either that or it was frozen and she assumed she'd be able to get it back before it defrosted.

Could be, but don’t most folks know that rotting flesh smells? I was thinking it had been a while or it was preserved in some way.

 

[pointless]

she killed some dude and kept his head for over half a year. i'd like to think that that disqualifies her from being included with "most folks". honestly, i think the big question here is why the fuck didn't she just go for a drive and dump the thing in the fucking woods or a lake or whatever. why the hell did she want to keep the poor guys decapitated head so fucking bad that she risked hiding it at her neighbors house?

 

[FataMorgana]

she killed some dude and kept his head for over half a year. i'd like to think that that disqualifies her from being included with "most folks". honestly, i think the big question here is why the fuck didn't she just go for a drive and dump the thing in the fucking woods or a lake or whatever. why the hell did she want to keep the poor guys decapitated head so fucking bad that she risked hiding it at her neighbors house?

I was tempted to keep an animal skull once though.

 

[lovetoread]

Somehow there’s always a wolf.

one would hope so

 

[IrezumiKiss]

why the hell did she want to keep the poor guys decapitated head so fucking bad that she risked hiding it at her neighbors house?

https://auctions.kaminskiauctions.com/ItemImages/000016/217870b_lg.jpeg

Killing something means little to nothing without a trophy to validate your win.

 

[Wife of Bath]

one would hope so

I’m ready for a golden retriever myself.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Dear Wings,

https://images2.imgbox.com/c9/f6/S8gTDyjO_o.jpg

I got mad love for ya and would probably take a bullet, but for the next few days, it's business, not personal.

You understand.

 

[Wings]

Dear Wings,

https://i.ibb.co/mRPZLw7/IMG-0459.jpg

I got mad love for ya and would probably take a bullet, but for the next few days, it's business, not personal.

You understand.

*sobs* I even broke out my homer hankie for this series.