Damn, she Justa did it again. Still nothing to see.

[19jimbo99]

Well damn, that is quite a hot mess, isn't it.

Ha that's funny it's one of her pet names hott mess , psycho bitch from hell ECT ECT..
Anyway we've all got ex's out there somewhere...lol just gotta go on living life...

 

[19jimbo99]

Sorry for the hijacking folks..we now return you to your normally scheduled thread...
Justa some pics please....

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Ha that's funny it's one of her pet names hott mess , psycho bitch from hell ECT ECT..
Anyway we've all got ex's out there somewhere...lol just gotta go on living life...

Aw, how sweet. Makes me wonder what her pet name for you is.

And I have no ex husbands out there walking around.

Sorry for the hijacking folks..we now return you to your normally scheduled thread...
Justa some pics please....

Conversation is not hijacking. I am actually a big fan of conversation. But i guess i can do both.

 

[19jimbo99]

Aw, how sweet. Makes me wonder what her pet name for you is.

And I have no ex husbands out there walking around.



Conversation is not hijacking. I am actually a big fan of conversation. But i guess i can do both.

Umm those were her names for herself..
But I'm sure she has a few doozies for me lol
So no exes walking huh, do you remember where you buried the bodies ???

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Umm those were her names for herself..
But I'm sure she has a few doozies for me lol
So no exes walking huh, do you remember where you buried the bodies ???

Lol. Well now I kind of like her. Not for having doozies for you but for her chosen names.

I have ex boyfriends but most all ended fine. Only one marriage, and i have not burried him in the backyard yet. I assume I will have a second marriage someday, but not due to divorce. My family lives forever. His father died a decade ago and his mom this year. None of the history before them is any better either. I will be surprised if he makes it to 70. I expect i will likely outlive him by 30 years. Yeah, i am sure that i will love geriatric singles sites.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well happy Sunday. I did a super fast try on of a cheap chinese dress i found while looking for fishnet dresses.

What drew me in was it was $4.99, with a 50% off discouny code making it $2.50. Then $1 slow ship credit which i save them and the kid buys movies.

Now, first thing that gave me pause, size range is 4 to 14. 14 is an xl and about a 40inch bust. My titties laugh at terms like xl just as much as they laugh at women with D cups complaining about the hardships of having big boobs. My boobs are about 12 inches and 10 sizes bigger than that.

The second concern was the pictures. Now correct me if I am wrong, but aren't they supposed to remove the Photoshop indicator instructions lol.

http://i.imgur.com/wzMrkYHm.jpg

Of course, at $1.50, I go for it anyway.

Next concern, removing from the package.

http://i.imgur.com/CysXf2Bm.jpg

I think it might look more like a cat dress.

However, China's super stretchy super cheap synthetic fabric wins again.

http://i.imgur.com/xMGmYx0m.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/0Lu44RPm.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/CRzrGTqm.jpg

 

[30bandits]

you look better in it than the model.

 

[clark_kent]

Alex - I’ll take super stretchy for $1.50.
Wow, very impressive (and impressionable) in so many ways. Clearly we need the tariffs to end so that you continue to have full access to Chinese fishnets outfits. I’d request a photo in a push up bra but I would be concerned you would smother yourself! (although smothering can be a good thing in the right context).
Happy Sunday!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

you look better in it than the model.

Well thanks. I actually don't think it fit too bad myself.

Alex - I’ll take super stretchy for $1.50.
Wow, very impressive (and impressionable) in so many ways. Clearly we need the tariffs to end so that you continue to have full access to Chinese fishnets outfits. I’d request a photo in a push up bra but I would be concerned you would smother yourself! (although smothering can be a good thing in the right context).
Happy Sunday!

Lol. Yes, China sometimes has fin cheap crap.
And now I am going to try it in a push up bra lol.

Very nice

Thank you

 

[Naughtyboy31]

Did the dildo come with it? The nut sac on it is the size of mine

 

[Todger65]

That dress looks good on you even if you do spill out the sides a bit.

I noticed as well the model was wearing a bra under it, coward.

 

[frmtutanota]

Well happy Sunday. I did a super fast try on of a cheap chinese dress i found while looking for fishnet dresses.

What drew me in was it was $4.99, with a 50% off discouny code making it $2.50. Then $1 slow ship credit which i save them and the kid buys movies.

Now, first thing that gave me pause, size range is 4 to 14. 14 is an xl and about a 40inch bust. My titties laugh at terms like xl just as much as they laugh at women with D cups complaining about the hardships of having big boobs. My boobs are about 12 inches and 10 sizes bigger than that.

The second concern was the pictures. Now correct me if I am wrong, but aren't they supposed to remove the Photoshop indicator instructions lol.

http://i.imgur.com/wzMrkYHm.jpg

Of course, at $1.50, I go for it anyway.

Next concern, removing from the package.

http://i.imgur.com/CysXf2Bm.jpg

I think it might look more like a cat dress.

However, China's super stretchy super cheap synthetic fabric wins again.

http://i.imgur.com/xMGmYx0m.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/0Lu44RPm.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/CRzrGTqm.jpg

That's fantastic.... always enjoy your posts and well photo documented experiments ... a lot

 

[shark968]

Well happy Sunday. I did a super fast try on of a cheap chinese dress i found while looking for fishnet dresses.

What drew me in was it was $4.99, with a 50% off discouny code making it $2.50. Then $1 slow ship credit which i save them and the kid buys movies.

Now, first thing that gave me pause, size range is 4 to 14. 14 is an xl and about a 40inch bust. My titties laugh at terms like xl just as much as they laugh at women with D cups complaining about the hardships of having big boobs. My boobs are about 12 inches and 10 sizes bigger than that.

The second concern was the pictures. Now correct me if I am wrong, but aren't they supposed to remove the Photoshop indicator instructions lol.

http://i.imgur.com/wzMrkYHm.jpg

Of course, at $1.50, I go for it anyway.

Next concern, removing from the package.

http://i.imgur.com/CysXf2Bm.jpg

I think it might look more like a cat dress.

However, China's super stretchy super cheap synthetic fabric wins again.

http://i.imgur.com/xMGmYx0m.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/0Lu44RPm.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/CRzrGTqm.jpg

Damn that looks good on you. I think it fits perfectly.

 

[19jimbo99]

Justa well done , you certainly know how to stretch your dollars ... and is it just me or have I seen something similar just the other day... #America women rock Chinese clothing...

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Did the dildo come with it? The nut sac on it is the size of mine

Nah, I just used it for sizing to show how tiny the dress looks. Though the dildo does have a story. I order a lot from amazon. Like averaging 900 orders a year. though much of it is free or penny items. I will buy anything less than $1, especially back before they blocked converting slow ship credits to gift cards. So like a scarf that was 10cents, but came with $1 credit, i would order several. Anyway this means that I get a lot of packages. Countless.

One of several boxes in a delivery was half open. I found nothing missing, but this toy new in sealed package was also in the box. After i confirmed it wasn't an obvious warehouse error, well I like to believe it was my UPS man's way of telling me to go fuck myself because that would just be awesome.

That dress looks good on you even if you do spill out the sides a bit.

I noticed as well the model was wearing a bra under it, coward.

Thanks. Yeah, i don't think it would cover breasts much bigger than mine. And i do intend to try it with a bra later.

That's fantastic.... always enjoy your posts and well photo documented experiments ... a lot

Thank you. I am nothing if not thorough and overly verbose.

Damn that looks good on you. I think it fits perfectly.

Thank you

Justa well done , you certainly know how to stretch your dollars ... and is it just me or have I seen something similar just the other day... #America women rock Chinese clothing...

Thanks. And probably, not on me, though i had many similar top styles. It is in the top 10 for searches like fishnet dress, fishnet chemise, fishnet babydoll etc etc. And many of the sellers and "brands" are adding sponsored ads, undercutting each other, paying for published coupons on amazon and every code sharing page and social media code groups. Basically it is impossible not to see it if you look for lingerie on amazon or you belong to bargain hunting social media groups. Even if you don't, it is so mass marketed, good chance a woman in your life has one and probably at least half the ampic chicks if they ever shop amazon.

 

[hairball18]

Well happy Sunday. I did a super fast try on of a cheap chinese dress i found while looking for fishnet dresses.

What drew me in was it was $4.99, with a 50% off discouny code making it $2.50. Then $1 slow ship credit which i save them and the kid buys movies.

Now, first thing that gave me pause, size range is 4 to 14. 14 is an xl and about a 40inch bust. My titties laugh at terms like xl just as much as they laugh at women with D cups complaining about the hardships of having big boobs. My boobs are about 12 inches and 10 sizes bigger than that.

The second concern was the pictures. Now correct me if I am wrong, but aren't they supposed to remove the Photoshop indicator instructions lol.

http://i.imgur.com/wzMrkYHm.jpg

Of course, at $1.50, I go for it anyway.

Next concern, removing from the package.

http://i.imgur.com/CysXf2Bm.jpg

I think it might look more like a cat dress.

However, China's super stretchy super cheap synthetic fabric wins again.

http://i.imgur.com/xMGmYx0m.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/0Lu44RPm.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/CRzrGTqm.jpg

I like the way it fits you.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Well happy Sunday. I did a super fast try on of a cheap chinese dress i found while looking for fishnet dresses.

What drew me in was it was $4.99, with a 50% off discouny code making it $2.50. Then $1 slow ship credit which i save them and the kid buys movies.

Now, first thing that gave me pause, size range is 4 to 14. 14 is an xl and about a 40inch bust. My titties laugh at terms like xl just as much as they laugh at women with D cups complaining about the hardships of having big boobs. My boobs are about 12 inches and 10 sizes bigger than that.

The second concern was the pictures. Now correct me if I am wrong, but aren't they supposed to remove the Photoshop indicator instructions lol.

http://i.imgur.com/wzMrkYHm.jpg

Of course, at $1.50, I go for it anyway.

Next concern, removing from the package.

http://i.imgur.com/CysXf2Bm.jpg

I think it might look more like a cat dress.

However, China's super stretchy super cheap synthetic fabric wins again.

http://i.imgur.com/xMGmYx0m.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/0Lu44RPm.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/CRzrGTqm.jpg

That looks fantastic!!

Maybe China got the message. Justa needs more boob room!

How in the world to you find stuff that cheap on Amazon?

 

[frmtutanota]

Thank you. I am nothing if not thorough and overly verbose.

I enjoy every bit

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I like the way it fits you.

thank you

That looks fantastic!!

Maybe China got the message. Justa needs more boob room!

How in the world to you find stuff that cheap on Amazon?

thanks. lol. I can hope.

oh boy, that depends on how deep you want to go. seriously deep, well as a vendor you get access to the api database and can then export and build utilities. some people even share theirs. for example, theforklift.net is a pretty good one for the warehouse, and jungle deals has an ok coupon tool and search filter. anyway, most people aren't going to go that deep. One thing to understand about amazon is how items are listed and who has the buy box is a complex algorithm based on sale metrics, vendor rating, coupons, discounts, price, payments to amazon etc. Amazon has coupons that show on the main search page, vendors have discounts that show on the item page, and there are also non public discounts as vendors don't want to pay to have it listed and are trying to up their standing through sales. Sorting search results removes people who haven't earned the right to be there based on the algorithm. so rather than search, filter to prime, and sort by price, it is better to search, filter to prime, then filter to a price range. that way items with lower sales aren't excluded. Also go high on the price range as coupons as high as 80% and 90% are often offered on things by sellers trying to increase sales to earn their item its place on sorted searches. there is also checking upcoming lightning deals for what you are looking for. coupons added to cart will usually stack with a lighting deal coming up in say 3 hours. finally, where to find the private coupons from sellers looking to increase sales but don't want to pay amazon extra. Vipon is probably the best searchable database with also a filter to prime that has a canadian version too

So like 2 or 3 weeks ago someone requested I feature whole body fishnets. So i searched fishnet bodysuit and fishnet dress on amazon, filtered to prime and $0 to $10. looked real fast to see what was out there. went to vipon and searched fishnet, to see what they had. they had 50% off code for the dress that was priced at $4.99 on amazon, and 50% off a body suit that was $7. the dress vendor sold dozens probably, accomplished what they needed ie getting enough sales so their item shows how they want it, thus have now ended the offer on vipon, and raised the price on amazon to just under the next lowest price for the same thing. The body suit vendor has since sold out. they probably were not selling that anymore and didn't want to pay amazon to store it so wanted to just get them out

Sometimes I bored and will just sort vipon by price and filter to prime and see what cheap crap they are offering today. Same thing with the warehouse, I use my own database, but you could use forklift, filter to 90% off, sort by price, and see what penny shit shows up. coupon database, sort by discount high to low, see who is offering 90%. and if lucky, you can stack coupons with sales, multi product discounts, and get things free.

there are also invitation only places that give out 100% off codes. same deal, trying to get their product listed higher as well as to the right people so they appear in people who bought this and suggested items

vipon is only good for cheap chinese crap. warehouse is amazon returns. amazon coupons are like any coupon flyer, you never know what will be there.

in the end, other than the warehouse, it is just all a game to raise status in the amazon algorithm, to beat the other 100 cheap chinese crap vendors with the exact same crap, and once you have earned a prominent spot, raise the price as must as you can as people don't understand the algorithm, and just look at the prominent listings. I don't know if it is as much a market in canada as it is in the US though.

I enjoy every bit

I'm glad.

 

[spawnofdavey]

Did the toy come with the dress? Winner either way, I love how it looks on you.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Did the toy come with the dress? Winner either way, I love how it looks on you.

No, my intention was to display how little the dress looks because it made me laugh.

I did share the story about the toy though, which also made me laugh.

And thanks.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

so, seeing the newest chinese dress with a push up bra was mentioned, and it has been done.

titties
http://i.imgur.com/cW3ADQZm.jpg

wow, they are all up there.
http://i.imgur.com/w1scBg1m.jpg

cleavage
http://i.imgur.com/s2A6dfcm.jpg

with some leg
http://i.imgur.com/uyY3qF9m.jpg

and this is what I do while I am cooking lol

 

[hotoldrguy]

so, seeing the newest chinese dress with a push up bra was mentioned, and it has been done.

titties
http://i.imgur.com/cW3ADQZm.jpg

wow, they are all up there.
http://i.imgur.com/w1scBg1m.jpg

cleavage
http://i.imgur.com/s2A6dfcm.jpg

with some leg
http://i.imgur.com/uyY3qF9m.jpg

and this is what I do while I am cooking lol

very sexy! That second one they really are up there whoa!!!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

so, seeing the newest chinese dress with a push up bra was mentioned, and it has been done.

titties
http://i.imgur.com/cW3ADQZm.jpg

wow, they are all up there.
http://i.imgur.com/w1scBg1m.jpg

cleavage
http://i.imgur.com/s2A6dfcm.jpg

with some leg
http://i.imgur.com/uyY3qF9m.jpg

and this is what I do while I am cooking lol

Yep, they are REALLY up there. A marvel of Engineering. The bra is cool too lol.

 

[Vetis]

Hot damn, you know what, I thought kids were suppose to be the busy ones with school starting up but I swear everything slows down this time of the year and becomes a slog. Seeing what you got up there and the other post, first genuine smile I had all week.