Mom always said...

[BadAmy]

"When three people tell you you're dead...lie down"


What little quirky life lessons did your mom, or dad ever say to you?
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~amy

 

[AlwaysFara]

You called mine on the other thread.


“Shit, or get off the pot!”

Another?

“I may not always like you, but I always love you.”

 

[BadAmy]

You called mine on the other thread.


“Shit, or get off the pot!”

Another?

“I may not always like you, but I always love you.”

we need a fucking like button!
or a "fucking" like button.
or a fucking, like button
or a fucking like, button.

punctuation matters.

 

[AlwaysFara]

The Brady Version

https://youtu.be/GiSpL_dsCxw

 

[BadAmy]

teeth can be overrated. ~mom.
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[Sexybritches69]

My dad like to say “Only stupid people get bored.” Stopped me from whining at least.

 

[AlpineFresco]

"Oh stop whining, it's better than a kick in the crotch."

"Freeze, then grate the butter for baking."

 

[AlwaysFara]

I’ve learned never to say “I’m bored!” as a kid.
My mom would hand me a mop. I did the same with my kids.

 

[AlwaysFara]

“Don’t forget to unplug the toaster after you use it!”

 

[BadAmy]

shut up.

that was a good one.

thanks mom.

 

[Sundayschild]

'Never marry a girl who's name starts with the letter T'.

Don't know what that was all about...*shrugs

 

[AlwaysFara]

“Chew your food 100 times before swallowing.”

 

[Sexybritches69]

Brush your hair 100 times before bed each night.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Mom: Always wear clean underwear! What if you get into an accident???

Me: Mom, I’m not wearing any.


Mom:
BUT WHAT IF YOU GET INTO AN ACCIDENT???


Nice to know where the priorities are.

 

[hotoldrguy]

If wishes were horses, beggars would ride

 

[LostGirlTink]

Close the door....were you born in a barn?
You never know who I know.
Right or wrong you will be judged by the company you keep.
Friends are wonderful but family is where you turn when the world turns on you.
Fine... I’ll just do it myself.
Only boring people are bored.
Your face will stick that way if you keep making that face.
Don’t sit so close to the tv/read in the dark/ stick your hands down your pants.... you’ll ruin your eyesight.
Good girls don’t <insert anything fun I wanted to do here>

 

[hotoldrguy]

If your friends jumped off a cliff, would you?

 

[AlwaysFara]

If your friends jumped off a cliff, would you?

Mine was the Brooklyn Bridge.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Mine was the Brooklyn Bridge.

LOLmuch more specific than mine

 

[Jd192235]

My grandpa had a pool when we were little, theyd always say we don’t swim in your toilet so please don’t pee in our pool

 

[AlwaysFara]

We also knocked on wood and threw salt over our shoulder for luck.

I still knock on wood.

 

[hotoldrguy]

clean you plate. There are children starving in China

 

[AlwaysFara]

My grandpa had a pool when we were little, theyd always say we don’t swim in your toilet so please don’t pee in our pool

When I was a little kid I peed in the pool all the time.

“You eat a peck of dirt before you die!”

 

[fsa52]

MAS that is was polite to share, so I do.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Crying has never killed anyone!

I’ll give you something to cry about!

The wooden spoon is OUT!
*emphasized by the whack of the wooden spoon on the counter*