Pmann’s Guide To Getting Girls To Like You- Even If You Are “Nice”

[Lord Pmann]

Are you lame and always getting called nice?
Is your dick lonely?
Do girls constantly tell you how nice you are, but neglect to rub your penis with their vaginas?
Have you spent night after night rubbing your dick on every inanimate, squishy object in your house, just hoping for some love?
Do you have to hear the object of your affection cry on your shoulder about how she can’t find any good guys?

Well this thread is for you.

Inspired by Honey’s nice guy thread... I see that there are lots of things guys need to work on. Now, it’s not like I’m likable. Girls pretty much hate me. But this is still good advice. And what better way to tell guys what a girl likes than to have a man do it for them.

Now, I want you all to feel comfortable adding your ideas too. I’ll be sure to tell you if girls like that or not.

Tip Number One-

Don’t be pathetic. For fuck’s sake, guys. Girls don’t like pathetic guys. If you’ve ever said something like, “Oh I’ll just go so I don’t cause you more trouble” or “Nice guys like me...” YOU are the problem. Not niceness.

Harden the fuck up. Don’t be lame. The reason girls are calling you nice is because that’s the best compliment they can conjure. They’ve just said the equivalent of, “Oh, I don’t think he would drug me.” That’s all. Nothing to tattoo on your arm.

Tip Number Two-

Don’t wear skinny jeans. Fucking gross.

 

[AlwaysFara]

*subscribed*

 

[JerseyJade]

Lmao!!!!!!!

 

[AlwaysFara]

TIP #3 Like yourself.


We aren’t here to fix you.

 

[tnman03]

Are you lame and always getting called nice?
Is your dick lonely?
Do girls constantly tell you how nice you are, but neglect to rub your penis with their vaginas?
Have you spent night after night rubbing your dick on every inanimate, squishy object in your house, just hoping for some love?
Do you have to hear the object of your affection cry on your shoulder about how she can’t find any good guys?

Well this thread is for you.

Inspired by Honey’s nice guy thread... I see that there are lots of things guys need to work on. Now, it’s not like I’m likable. Girls pretty much hate me. But this is still good advice. And what better way to tell guys what a girl likes than to have a man do it for them.

Now, I want you all to feel comfortable adding your ideas too. I’ll be sure to tell you if girls like that or not.

Tip Number One-

Don’t be pathetic. For fuck’s sake, guys. Girls don’t like pathetic guys. If you’ve ever said something like, “Oh I’ll just go so I don’t cause you more trouble” or “Nice guys like me...” YOU are the problem. Not niceness.

Harden the fuck up. Don’t be lame. The reason girls are calling you nice is because that’s the best compliment they can conjure. They’ve just said the equivalent of, “Oh, I don’t think he would drug me.” That’s all. Nothing to tattoo on your arm.

Tip Number Two-

Don’t wear skinny jeans. Fucking gross.

You asshole....I just got a stich in my side laughing at this.

 

[JerseyJade]

You asshole....I just got a stich in my side laughing at this.

I spilt water on myself.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I’m just doing the lord’s work, y’all.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I spilt SEMEN on myself.

FYP. (<——- emoji for kindness)

 

[ydahecnot]

She didn’t have it to spit, which was the issue

 

[AlwaysFara]

Tip #3: Don't be boring.

I'm a self- proclaimed boring girl IRL. But I'm here looking for an escape from that life, not a duplicate of it. Now if things get serious, I do like to hear about the boring bits. I want to know you, in addition to all the filthy, raunchy bits that make my toes curl.

This is Tip 4.
Mine was Tip 3.
Like yourself.


I didn’t tip it, though. I’ll go back and fix.

 

[JerseyJade]

FYP. (<——- emoji for kindness)

I did NOT say SEMEN! You corrupted my quote! Anyone who knows me knows that I would never spit that out!

Does anyone know a good lawyer that can help me? I want to sue Pmann!

 

[Shi_One81]

Tip 5: stop thinking you’re being clever by saying “welcum” instead of “welcome.” It’s just fucking dumb.

Tip 6: stop fucking typing “mmmmmmmm”. It’s gross and just shows you don’t know how to use words.

 

[Taegul]

Honestly, this thread is so informative to me that I find myself pausing my Coldplay CD to focus and take notes.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Tip 5: stop thinking you’re being clever by saying “welcum” instead of “welcome.” It’s just fucking dumb.

Tip 6: stop fucking typing “mmmmmmmm”. It’s gross and just shows you don’t know how to use words.

Shit I did not realize mmmmmmmm was bad. *prying the m off my keyboard* now I am thinking this act could lead to unexpected ramifications down the line...

 

[LostGirlTink]

Hey just be yourself. If you’re interesting to someone they’ll like you, but stop trying to be what you think someone wants you to be. There are enough weirdos here that someone has to be into whatever dolphin inspired clown porn you like. Why settle or try to fit into their mold when you can just let your uniqueness show... way less boring

Also this thread did crack me up

 

[Dribble]

Shit I did not realize mmmmmmmm was bad. *prying the m off my keyboard* now I am thinking this act could lead to unexpected ramifications down the line...

the "m" key on my keyboard sticks...

 

[rubydlite]

Tip #7....stop complaining that girls 'Friend zone' you all the time. Its likely because you're a whiner

 

[rubydlite]

Tip #8...make sure you're actually a nice guy. Most of the guys I know who complain about this are actually douche canoes who think too highly of themselves.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Tip #8...make sure you're actually a nice guy. Most of the guys I know who complain about this are actually douche canoes who think too highly of themselves.

Trying to picture a douche canoe...LOL

 

[ydahecnot]

Tip #7....stop complaining that girls 'Friend zone' you all the time. Its likely because you're a whiner

Am noooottt! And there are times in certain convos when “mmmm,” or “uuuu” is much more appropriate than words. “Welcum”? I am with you there

 

[AlwaysFara]

Am noooottt! And there are times in certain convos when “mmmm,” or “uuuu” is much more appropriate than words. “Welcum”? I am with you there

Or, your famous/infamous:

Fuuuuuu...

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am pretty sure that Fuuuuuu… is a no-no as well

 

[JerseyJade]

I am pretty sure that Fuuuuuu… is a no-no as well

Whaaaaaa?

 

[AlwaysFara]

I am pretty sure that Fuuuuuu… is a no-no as well

Not in my book. That’s fine. Sometimes words don’t suffice.

Welcum, however, is not welcome.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Not in my book. That’s fine. Sometimes words don’t suffice.

Welcum, however, is not welcome.

hey, I don't make the rules...