Pmann's Oral Sex Thread 8--- + o-: = :-)

[Lord Pmann]

Sorry pervs, this is for educational purposes. You're not gonna see any gifs or sexy pmann oral stuff. This is science, yo.

But tolyk and I were discussing back and forth some oral sex talk (not together, freaks). I made the assertion that blowjobs are better than cunnilingus. The actual statement was:

Blowjobs >> peanut M&M > Reese's Pieces > M&Ms

It was suggested that blowjobs be replaced with oral sex. Because women enjoy getting eaten out as much as men enjoy blowjobs. I disagreed, on a whole.

I'm not saying women don't enjoy oral. But most girls I've seen here say they like giving oral more than receiving.

And I feel like I can prove this. I don't think women do the same kind of desperate things for oral sex guys would do for a blowjob. I mean, I once went to the ballet. The ballet, people!

So, my assertion is this:

Blowjobs > Cunnilingus

Let's debate. Guys, what's the craziest, lowest, most desperate thing you've done for a blowjob? Ladies, what have you done to get a good tongue lashing?

Once I gather data, I'm gonna add a poll.

 

[Shi_One81]

Sorry pervs, this is for educational purposes. You're not gonna see any gifs or sexy pmann oral stuff. This is science, yo.

But tolyk and I were discussing back and forth some oral sex talk (not together, freaks). I made the assertion that blowjobs are better than cunnilingus. The actual statement was:

Blowjobs >> peanut M&M > Reese's Pieces > M&Ms

It was suggested that blowjobs be replaced with oral sex. Because women enjoy getting eaten out as much as men enjoy blowjobs. I disagreed, on a whole.

I'm not saying women don't enjoy oral. But most girls I've seen here say they like giving oral more than receiving.

And I feel like I can prove this. I don't think women do the same kind of desperate things for oral sex guys would do for a blowjob. I mean, I once went to the ballet. The ballet, people!

So, my assertion is this:

Blowjobs > Cunnilingus

Let's debate. Guys, what's the craziest, lowest, most desperate thing you've done for a blowjob? Ladies, what have you done to get a good tongue lashing?

Once I gather data, I'm gonna add a poll.

Not even going to argue this...

Blowjob>having your pussy licked

I would much rather give a good quality bj than have a guy lick me and me pretend I’m enjoying it. Where as I legit love giving a bj.

 

[tnman03]

Not even going to argue this...

Blowjob>having your pussy licked

I would much rather give a good quality bj than have a guy lick me and me pretend I’m enjoying it. Where as I legit love giving a bj.

I love how boys believe everything girls tell them. Yall are adorable.

Both excellent responses.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I love how boys believe everything girls tell them. Yall are adorable.

Someone once said, "All women are too be believed." Who am I to argue?!

Weigh in! What is your opinion?

And really... Why would a girl lie about that? Especially here at Lit.

 

[LurkingLazarus]

As an admittedly weird male...I have never had a BJ that I enjoyed as much as I enjoy cunnilingus. It's my favorite thing to do sexually.

Maybe that speaks to my partners and their relative lack of enthusiasm for the BJ thing, or maybe I'm just wired that way. I dunno. But that's where I'm at.

 

[Lord Pmann]

As an admittedly weird male...I have never had a BJ that I enjoyed as much as I enjoy cunnilingus. It's my favorite thing to do sexually.

Maybe that speaks to my partners and their relative lack of enthusiasm for the BJ thing, or maybe I'm just wired that way. I dunno. But that's where I'm at.

Do they chew on your dick like liquorice? Because that's about the only way I could see a blowjob being bad. Or maybe if you were getting one from a crocodile or a trigger fish.

 

[Sh75]

Definitely cunnilingus > blow jobs. No question. My favourite thing to do. And just my opinion, the quality of either one is definitely enhanced if those giving are doing it because they love it, savour it as opposed to just doing it because the other wants it or the focus is on just purely trying the make ur partner cum. Of course you want ur partner to climax but if thats your only goal then i dont think it will be as pleasurable as it can be for the other person.

 

[ydahecnot]

I enjoy giving but have never “gotten” to the point of orgasm...so I guess my answer would be “pending”

 

[LurkingLazarus]

Do they chew on your dick like liquorice? Because that's about the only way I could see a blowjob being bad. Or maybe if you were getting one from a crocodile or a trigger fish.

There are few things LESS sexy in the world than a disinterested and/or unenthusiastic blowjob.

Especially from the perspective of someone who enjoys giving oral as much as I do, not as a duty or an expectation but as something that I can and have done because I just love to do it and love pleasing my partners that much.

I'm sure that I know this so well says as much about me than any partner that I've had though.

 

[Suz_anne]

I think there is a fairly large percentage of men who are pretty bad at cunnilingus. And in my experience*, the ones who boast the most about their skills are the worst. They will not give up until they "get you there" and they're the reason god created fake orgasms. Not that we should reward poor performance, but I feel like I'm getting off track. And I'll concede that women are beautifully different creatures, so what works for one may be awful for another.

Men are a bit easier to please when it comes to blowjobs. Yes, there is variation in what they like, but it is much easier to figure it out. And I think a very high percentage view blowjobs like pizza...even a bad one is still pretty good.


*Sample size is more than 1 and less than a hockey team.

 

[ydahecnot]

The full bench or just those on the ice?

 

[Suz_anne]

The full bench or just those on the ice?

Does the full bench include coaches, trainers, massage therapists and zamboni drivers?

 

[SMNaughtywife]

The full bench or just those on the ice?

Slides my hand over my jaw, either way just made my jaw a little sore.
But...

PLP and Suz!
Nothing more to add to that greatness.

 

[ydahecnot]

Does the full bench include coaches, trainers, massage therapists and zamboni drivers?

The coaches and trainers, yeah

 

[hotwords229_A]

I think there is a fairly large percentage of men who are pretty bad at cunnilingus. And in my experience*, the ones who boast the most about their skills are the worst. They will not give up until they "get you there" and they're the reason god created fake orgasms. Not that we should reward poor performance, but I feel like I'm getting off track. And I'll concede that women are beautifully different creatures, so what works for one may be awful for another.

Men are a bit easier to please when it comes to blowjobs. Yes, there is variation in what they like, but it is much easier to figure it out. And I think a very high percentage view blowjobs like pizza...even a bad one is still pretty good.


*Sample size is more than 1 and less than a hockey team.

I agree with this. Eating a girl out is only fun if it's real and honest. Tell us what you want, like and need (the first one can be a practice run, if necessary). Faking it serves none of us. I accept that women like oral differently and I want to know "what makes her tick" it's part of the fun and trust in a relationship.

I would definitely rather kneel before her, lift her sundress and eat her pussy than buy candy and flowers not only on special occasions, but also just because I like making her feel good.

Oh yeah, I also like getting blown

 

[rubydlite]

Give me all the licks...but Jesus...make them good....
Let me give all the bjs because I love pleasing...but tell me if i'm doing it poorly...or convince me I'm doing it correctly.
As said above...girls have been taught to be ashamed of their bodies. For a very long time I said I didn't like I because I was embarrassed. Now...I'll vice grip you with my thighs

 

[ydahecnot]

O, for a woman to post that she likes giving cunnilingus to another woman best of all.

 

[hotwords229_A]

O, for a woman to post that she likes giving cunnilingus to another woman best of all.

You sir, are correct.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

O, for a woman to post that she likes giving cunnilingus to another woman best of all.

You sir, are correct.

I knew I shoulda saved those chats with Trekka.

 

[ydahecnot]

Well, fuck yeah

 

[SassySheDevil]

Ok, buckle your seat belts this is going to be an incoherent ramble.

I think comparing blowjobs and eating pussy (why are we saying cunnilingus and not fellatio??) is like comparing apples and oranges. Or, more correctly, like comparing Granny Smith apples to Honey Crisp apples. They are equal but some people prefer different things.

Upfront, I think oral sex is non-negotiable. If you expect me to do, I expect you to do it. If you expect me to enjoy it, I expect you to enjoy it.

Not to step up on any particular feminist soap box because I know that would ruffle feathers but women are 1. trained from a very early age to be deferential to men and 2. saddled with a lot of shame about their bodies. So, yes, most girls will say they enjoy giving more than receiving. Either because that's what men want to hear (which happens with many different things) or because, like Shi says, men don't typically do it with the same skill or enthusiasm.

Blowjobs
I love... love... LOVE... giving a good blow job. (I am purposefully leaving subby stuff and Oral Servitude out of this particular discussion.) It calms me and makes me feel sexy, it makes me horny and drippy and needy BUT it does not make me cum. I can make myself while I suck his cock but it's not the same. I take pride in my oral sex abilities. I like trying new things and taking as long as I can. I like asking if I can please just have him in my mouth. I listen to what he wants in that moment. I'm present and my job is to make him feel as good as possible in that moment.

Eating Pussy
In my experience, most men (note: most) don't enjoy licking pussy in the same way. My SO is very, very good at it but he either doesn't it with the trudging duty of a mule in a cotton field or his goal is simply to make me cum as quickly as possible. (Note: gentlemen, fast orgasms do not always indicate amazing orgasms.) I know there are men here who love it but I'd bet Pmann's illustrated dick not many of you would say "Babe, please let me lick you tonight and I don't want anything in return." I can't think of anything sexier than a man who worships me the way that I worship him. Alas, that shit is rare. But when you find a man (or woman) who loves to go down and take their time to listen and react, that orgasm is the best fucking thing on God's green and bountiful earth.

I think we should look at oral sex as more than a means to an orgasm and be generous with our mouths. That being said, some women don't like receiving OR giving. Some men won't give... strangely I've never heard of a man who didn't like receiving. I think it comes down to enthusiasm. But to say ALL women or ALL men... that's not true.

In conclusion, to sum up this ramble jamble. There is no < or > there is only =. Take it or give it but, do it with a smile on your face and the need to please in your heart.

Thank you to every person who read all of this nonsense. I owe you a blowjob.


PS: 69ing gets a bad rap.

I think there is a fairly large percentage of men who are pretty bad at cunnilingus. And in my experience*, the ones who boast the most about their skills are the worst. They will not give up until they "get you there" and they're the reason god created fake orgasms. Not that we should reward poor performance, but I feel like I'm getting off track. And I'll concede that women are beautifully different creatures, so what works for one may be awful for another.

Men are a bit easier to please when it comes to blowjobs. Yes, there is variation in what they like, but it is much easier to figure it out. And I think a very high percentage view blowjobs like pizza...even a bad one is still pretty good.


*Sample size is more than 1 and less than a hockey team.

These. Very well said. Explain it pretty perfectly. I don't even bother asking any longer. I can count how many times someone has worked so hard at pleasing me, that I literally lost control of myself and ended in a heap of emotions.

I admit I'm not a fan of 69 though. Height differences.. I prefer to focus on what I'm doing and not worry about making sure my groin area is stretched out enough to reach him. I spend more time trying to stay in position, or getting caught up in the feeling he is giving, that I feel I am not doing a good enough job myself.

 

[tnman03]

Ok, buckle your seat belts this is going to be an incoherent ramble.

I think comparing blowjobs and eating pussy (why are we saying cunnilingus and not fellatio??) is like comparing apples and oranges. Or, more correctly, like comparing Granny Smith apples to Honey Crisp apples. They are equal but some people prefer different things.

Upfront, I think oral sex is non-negotiable. If you expect me to do, I expect you to do it. If you expect me to enjoy it, I expect you to enjoy it.

Not to step up on any particular feminist soap box because I know that would ruffle feathers but women are 1. trained from a very early age to be deferential to men and 2. saddled with a lot of shame about their bodies. So, yes, most girls will say they enjoy giving more than receiving. Either because that's what men want to hear (which happens with many different things) or because, like Shi says, men don't typically do it with the same skill or enthusiasm.

Blowjobs
I love... love... LOVE... giving a good blow job. (I am purposefully leaving subby stuff and Oral Servitude out of this particular discussion.) It calms me and makes me feel sexy, it makes me horny and drippy and needy BUT it does not make me cum. I can make myself while I suck his cock but it's not the same. I take pride in my oral sex abilities. I like trying new things and taking as long as I can. I like asking if I can please just have him in my mouth. I listen to what he wants in that moment. I'm present and my job is to make him feel as good as possible in that moment.

Eating Pussy
In my experience, most men (note: most) don't enjoy licking pussy in the same way. My SO is very, very good at it but he either doesn't it with the trudging duty of a mule in a cotton field or his goal is simply to make me cum as quickly as possible. (Note: gentlemen, fast orgasms do not always indicate amazing orgasms.) I know there are men here who love it but I'd bet Pmann's illustrated dick not many of you would say "Babe, please let me lick you tonight and I don't want anything in return." I can't think of anything sexier than a man who worships me the way that I worship him. Alas, that shit is rare. But when you find a man (or woman) who loves to go down and take their time to listen and react, that orgasm is the best fucking thing on God's green and bountiful earth.

I think we should look at oral sex as more than a means to an orgasm and be generous with our mouths. That being said, some women don't like receiving OR giving. Some men won't give... strangely I've never heard of a man who didn't like receiving. I think it comes down to enthusiasm. But to say ALL women or ALL men... that's not true.

In conclusion, to sum up this ramble jamble. There is no < or > there is only =. Take it or give it but, do it with a smile on your face and the need to please in your heart.

Thank you to every person who read all of this nonsense. I owe you a blowjob.


PS: 69ing gets a bad rap.

I think there is a fairly large percentage of men who are pretty bad at cunnilingus. And in my experience*, the ones who boast the most about their skills are the worst. They will not give up until they "get you there" and they're the reason god created fake orgasms. Not that we should reward poor performance, but I feel like I'm getting off track. And I'll concede that women are beautifully different creatures, so what works for one may be awful for another.

Men are a bit easier to please when it comes to blowjobs. Yes, there is variation in what they like, but it is much easier to figure it out. And I think a very high percentage view blowjobs like pizza...even a bad one is still pretty good.


*Sample size is more than 1 and less than a hockey team.

Both of these are well written and comprehensive. I enjoyed reading both of them.

I'll be upfront and say that receiving a good blowjob is incredible and a not so good blowjob is foreplay to finishing up with vaginal intercourse.

Preforming oral sex on a female partner is enjoyable as well as excellent foreplay for vaginal intercourse. But I'm not going lay out a bunch of BS about how much better it is doing so than it is receiving. I like PLP's observation on the quid pro quo of oral sex with your partner.

And in direct answer to P-Man's question about the most outrageous thing you've done to receive a BJ. Nothing outrageous at all. It was either self initiated by the woman or done so as the result of a verbal or non verbal request.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

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[blulilacgrl]

One thing I've noticed is that men tend to take the oral part a little to literally. You have hands and fingers. Use them! Switch it up a little bit. Settling in to just lap at the clit like an ice cream cone gets old after a while. Add in some penetration and maybe some playful bites/nibbles on other areas.

Just my opinion.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

I'm not saying women don't enjoy oral. But most girls I've seen here say they like giving oral more than receiving.

And I feel like I can prove this. I don't think women do the same kind of desperate things for oral sex guys would do for a blowjob. I mean, I once went to the ballet. The ballet, people!

I'm like that. I enjoy giving & whether I receive or not is a non-issue.

Ok, so you went to the ballet....but did you go shopping?

One thing I've noticed is that men tend to take the oral part a little to literally. You have hands and fingers. Use them! Switch it up a little bit. Settling in to just lap at the clit like an ice cream cone gets old after a while. Add in some penetration and maybe some playful bites/nibbles on other areas.

Just my opinion.

toes?