Me me be a Mature Closet Whore!

[Jada59]

Help me be a Mature Closet Whore!

There is one in the Personals. I'd like to be one too. What should I do? I have two closets. One neat. One messy.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

There is one in the Personals. I'd like to be one too. What should I do? I have two closets. One neat. One messy.

Use the neat one; the messy one sounds more "closet slut" than "closet whore". Of course, a walk-in closet provides more interesting possibilities.

 

[ericrodman101]

You've got me wondering which closet I came out of, the neat one or the messy one.

 

[Jada59]

Use the neat one; the messy one sounds more "closet slut" than "closet whore". Of course, a walk-in closet provides more interesting possibilities.

No walk in here. There are mirrored doors though!

 

[Jada59]

You've got me wondering which closet I came out of, the neat one or the messy one.

I know. Such a tough decision!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

No walk in here. There are mirrored doors though!

Woo-hoo! We have a winner!

I'll just grab a camera and some sporting equipment...

 

[Lord Pmann]

If you're gonna be a closet whore, you need more than two closets. I don't think you understand how whores work.

 

[Apisto42]

No walk in here. There are mirrored doors though!

I don’t always fuck closet whores, but when I do I fuck them in a walk in. Roomier. I need room for my gigantic girth after all.

 

[Jada59]

Woo-hoo! We have a winner!

I'll just grab a camera and some sporting equipment...

*Starts strutting*

 

[Jada59]

If you're gonna be a closet whore, you need more than two closets. I don't think you understand how whores work.

Oh snap.

 

[Jada59]

I don’t always fuck closet whores, but when I do I fuck them in a walk in. Roomier. I need room for my gigantic girth after all.

Hehe.

 

[hairball18]

There is one in the Personals. I'd like to be one too. What should I do? I have two closets. One neat. One messy.

Is this a standing closet, or a laying down closet?

 

[JennyNo1]

No walk in here. There are mirrored doors though!

Yep, being a kinky closet whore, I'd have to vote for the mirrored doors too. Of course, there should be ceiling hooks for suspension, too.

 

[HughManitee]

I definitely need a closet whore I’m my life

 

[UgliestSon]

I like banging whores in closets but only if they are neat. I cant be tripping over some goddamn boots and hurting myself. Plus, I cant concentrate on good fucking if I gotta look at a goddamn mess so clean your shit up.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Will there be scarves?

 

[Jada59]

Yep, being a kinky closet whore, I'd have to vote for the mirrored doors too. Of course, there should be ceiling hooks for suspension, too.

Of course!