What do men call their least intimate spots?

[tolyk]

*parody thread*

Okay, and go.


I call my nose my sniffer.

 

[tolyk]

Must. Not.


Don’t.


Don’t do it...

Do eeeeet

 

[islandjoe2]

I call my elbow my wenis, because it sounds intelligent and sophisticated.

Nose hairs are sniffer whiskers.

 

[tolyk]

I call my elbow my wenis, because it sounds intelligent and sophisticated.

Nose hairs are sniffer whiskers.

Bahaha, thanks Island joe

 

[tolyk]

Must. NOT.

Come on, all my threads die and we make jokes out of threads like old men looking for young women, or whatever that was

You can do eeeet

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

I don't think I would ever call Fred a tallywacker.

 

[tnman03]

Must. NOT.

Pleeze do et... I could really do with some Rainshine inspired mirth.

 

[tolyk]

Pleeze do et... I could really do with some Rainshine inspired mirth.

Right?

I call my knees... My knees. Incredible right?

Oh, and I call my cock Mr important... No I don't.

 

[tolyk]

Nothin? Noone else is going to join?

 

[tolyk]

Where’s your creativity, men??

I thought there’d be at least one Krull The Warrior King or maybe a Thor’s Hammer somewhere


Sad sad sad

No no, least intimate spots

 

[tolyk]

I was talking about biceps..where’s YOUR mind at?

Where's my mind always at? In the sub-sub gutter

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

My hair cut style is, "The Friar Tuck" look...

 

[DarkSimian]

My mustache is named Sparky....