The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX : So Stupid

[Saint Peter]

The plants are lucky to have you.

 

[raindancer]

Yeah, I'm going to bring in the mean cat that never left, too.

 

[Hal9000_]

I once had to call an emergency 7 a.m. project meeting working in northern Wisconsin. My assistant said she couldn't make it. Why not? Well, my folks are on vacation and I have to milk the cows.

Oh.

Yep. If you don't milk them every day their udders get too swollen and bad things happen.

y'know, she kinda had me at the chest & throat tatts, plus the Spirograph ditty on her inside arm, but the face patching and eyeball modding...yeah, that's a little too baller for moi...

I have to wonder about brushing her teeth. Seems the brush would scrape on the backs of the piercings. Unless she takes them all out and then the toothpaste foam oozes out all around her mouth?

 

[Aglaopheme]

Your look is almost always sexy librarian and I love it!

Posters formally known as Eyer will never be likable and shouldn’t try so hard because it’s futile.

Poor, eyesore.

he'd be right!

and Happy Anniversary!

Thank you!

Cleavage!

That’s what he said and says!

3am and the sucker still hasn't moved. Stationary at 0mph. All damn day. Let's get a move on , shall we.

I’m glad you’re missing the brunt of it.

 

[adrina]

I’m glad you’re missing the brunt of it.

Thankfully I wasn't in the Bahamas.

It was a very uneventful storm. And a kinda sucky Labor Day weekend. But short work week so it is what it is.

 

[butters]

Time to bring in all the plants and tie down the rest. Bah.

hope you don't get it bad, rainy

 

[Emerson40]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/5d986caaf052c002871422bd41cc36d7/tumblr_pxb5o0u9WQ1xoyw8po1_1280.jpg

 

[butters]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/5d986caaf052c002871422bd41cc36d7/tumblr_pxb5o0u9WQ1xoyw8po1_1280.jpg

it's a fab idea but... what's with the hand???

 

[Lorilei]

Time to bring in all the plants and tie down the rest. Bah.

I hope you don't get much of anything, Rainygirl.

 

[silver gurl]

humid...

 

[thør]

He said my pic looks like a sexy librarian.

Yupper.

 

[Emerson40]

it's a fab idea but... what's with the hand???

Oh, that?

That’s, uh, that’s nothing.

 

[toeskr]

Do you find all toes to be sexy or just special toes? Would slathering spit on my digits make you cream your jammies?

Just special ones. Old man, crinkly toes do nothing for me.

You can slather spit on your lil digit and cream your own jammies though.

Have fun, shoot left.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Yupper.

 

[Lancedalot]

5-baggers are rare indeed.

Usually 1 is enuf to veil such ugly.

2 maybe if its really hideous.

Yep.

Definitely a 5.

 

[butters]

Oh, that?

That’s, uh, that’s nothing.

*raises an eyebrow*

ohhhhhhkay...

 

[FataMorgana]

5-baggers are rare indeed.

Usually 1 is enuf to veil such ugly.

2 maybe if its really hideous.

Yep.

Definitely a 5.

Don't forget the step ladder.

 

[trysail]

I've never read, heard or seen anything like this before. It is palpable evidence of a blatant, partisan effort to bend the news.

It is vile and disgusting. It is an obvious, clear, prima facie violation of journalistic ethics and practice.




Is this why they're doing it?:
(From The Columbia Journalism Review)

https://www.cjr.org/covering_climate_now/covering-climate-now-170-outlets.php


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[pointless]

yay. i get to spend part of tomorrow waiting for the cableguy to show up to (hopefully) fix my shitty connection. that really fucks my plans, but fuck it. it's better than dealing with a connection that drops out every ten to fifteen minutes.

 

[Aglaopheme]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/g8lQb3WUiqSVa/giphy.gif

 

[Pookie]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/5d986caaf052c002871422bd41cc36d7/tumblr_pxb5o0u9WQ1xoyw8po1_1280.jpg

So that's were I left it. *smacks head*

 

[pointless]

and, of course, now it's working just fine. i aint cancelling shit, though. i want my internet to work, dang it. i hate using my phone to watch tv.

 

[thør]

...

https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/67950499_2303382103063313_6406199624725430272_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_oc=AQkrPXccUDhRzpCnAgzP1UQXtY_0zYl9QHvQ5t4mgkDXuUympIrcZy2C1b9b6yTYF94&_nc_ht=scontent-sea1-1.xx&oh=e457308f09f4febf1ae3db76a46ff562&oe=5E07F3E8

 

[FataMorgana]

https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/67950499_2303382103063313_6406199624725430272_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_oc=AQkrPXccUDhRzpCnAgzP1UQXtY_0zYl9QHvQ5t4mgkDXuUympIrcZy2C1b9b6yTYF94&_nc_ht=scontent-sea1-1.xx&oh=e457308f09f4febf1ae3db76a46ff562&oe=5E07F3E8

What the ever living fuck?!!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Think we're getting Dorian's love tap here now. A lil' drizzy drizzy today.