Handsonyou
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You're sweet to indulge me even when the pics aren't worth a darn.![]()
The idea and lovely woman behind the pics are worth a great deal.


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You're sweet to indulge me even when the pics aren't worth a darn.![]()
But a shot that provokes the imagination...To all my sweet commenters, bear with me. I'll answer and respond to you when I can.
A ramble and an unrelated, blurry photo.
I thought of you today and hated myself for it. The past is the past and should be left in it's grave... But at times, I'm weak and miss you. You haunt my dreams some nights. It's such a crazy thing, but I guess it's fitting since I am madder than a March hare.
To all my sweet commenters, bear with me. I'll answer and respond to you when I can.
A ramble and an unrelated, blurry photo.
I thought of you today and hated myself for it. The past is the past and should be left in it's grave... But at times, I'm weak and miss you. You haunt my dreams some nights. It's such a crazy thing, but I guess it's fitting since I am madder than a March hare.
I thought of you today and hated myself for it. The past is the past and should be left in it's grave... But at times, I'm weak and miss you. You haunt my dreams some nights.
The idea and lovely woman behind the pics are worth a great deal.![]()
But a shot that provokes the imagination...![]()
An interesting picture. A bit blurry? I suppose, but the grainy effect reduces that. The pose is provocating, but the lighting gives it a teasing quality.
I can relate to that a little too well.
You're sweet to indulge me even when the pics aren't worth a darn.![]()
Aw.. Keep it up and I'll start to think you have a soft spot for me.
To all my sweet commenters, bear with me. I'll answer and respond to you when I can.
A ramble and an unrelated, blurry photo.
I thought of you today and hated myself for it. The past is the past and should be left in it's grave... But at times, I'm weak and miss you. You haunt my dreams some nights. It's such a crazy thing, but I guess it's fitting since I am madder than a March hare.
To all my sweet commenters, bear with me. I'll answer and respond to you when I can.
A ramble and an unrelated, blurry photo.
I thought of you today and hated myself for it. The past is the past and should be left in it's grave... But at times, I'm weak and miss you. You haunt my dreams some nights. It's such a crazy thing, but I guess it's fitting since I am madder than a March hare.
On the contrary. It is a wonderful picture.
That is not difficult to do with you.
I will refrain from pervy comments about soft spots.![]()
A lovey use of light and B&W. Looks good.
My, what lovely images you paint.![]()
It had been an odd day of shopping. The sales associates were overly helpful. Several gentlemen had passed me their business cards and one even scribbled an email address down for me. Every aisle I turned onto, an associate would pop up not long after. I started to worry that I was being watched as a possible shoplifter. Had I done something to arouse suspicion? About the time my paranoia started to flare up, I caught a glimpse of myself in a display mirror. Oh, shit!
Damn buttons...
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On a sidenote, apologies for the drop in variety and quality of my photos. Real life has drastically cut into my me+camera time.
It had been an odd day of shopping. The sales associates were overly helpful. Several gentlemen had passed me their business cards and one even scribbled an email address down for me. Every aisle I turned onto, an associate would pop up not long after. I started to worry that I was being watched as a possible shoplifter. Had I done something to arouse suspicion? About the time my paranoia started to flare up, I caught a glimpse of myself in a display mirror. Oh, shit!
Damn buttons...
![]()
On a sidenote, apologies for the drop in variety and quality of my photos. Real life has drastically cut into my me+camera time.
It had been an odd day of shopping. The sales associates were overly helpful. Several gentlemen had passed me their business cards and one even scribbled an email address down for me. Every aisle I turned onto, an associate would pop up not long after. I started to worry that I was being watched as a possible shoplifter. Had I done something to arouse suspicion? About the time my paranoia started to flare up, I caught a glimpse of myself in a display mirror. Oh, shit!
Damn buttons...
![]()
On a sidenote, apologies for the drop in variety and quality of my photos. Real life has drastically cut into my me+camera time.
It had been an odd day of shopping. The sales associates were overly helpful. Several gentlemen had passed me their business cards and one even scribbled an email address down for me. Every aisle I turned onto, an associate would pop up not long after. I started to worry that I was being watched as a possible shoplifter. Had I done something to arouse suspicion? About the time my paranoia started to flare up, I caught a glimpse of myself in a display mirror. Oh, shit!
Damn buttons...
![]()
On a sidenote, apologies for the drop in variety and quality of my photos. Real life has drastically cut into my me+camera time.
Still looking to see if another one pops![]()
JAF, no need to apologise, sometimes the real life photos are even better.
And yes, the opened buttons would definitely attract some attention... I would definitely have had a lot more focus on you
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Yep, us guys are pretty easy...Nice pic. Thank you button.
Relax, enjoy your time here when you can.
Wardrobe malfunctions have the worst timing...![]()
Hey, stranger.Glad to see ya around! It was just a story- though I have been followed in stores and had wardrobe malfunctions.
It had been an odd day of shopping. The sales associates were overly helpful. Several gentlemen had passed me their business cards and one even scribbled an email address down for me. Every aisle I turned onto, an associate would pop up not long after. I started to worry that I was being watched as a possible shoplifter. Had I done something to arouse suspicion? About the time my paranoia started to flare up, I caught a glimpse of myself in a display mirror. Oh, shit!
Damn buttons...
On a sidenote, apologies for the drop in variety and quality of my photos. Real life has drastically cut into my me+camera time.
It had been an odd day of shopping. The sales associates were overly helpful. Several gentlemen had passed me their business cards and one even scribbled an email address down for me. Every aisle I turned onto, an associate would pop up not long after. I started to worry that I was being watched as a possible shoplifter. Had I done something to arouse suspicion? About the time my paranoia started to flare up, I caught a glimpse of myself in a display mirror. Oh, shit!
Damn buttons...
![]()
On a sidenote, apologies for the drop in variety and quality of my photos. Real life has drastically cut into my me+camera time.
It had been an odd day of shopping. The sales associates were overly helpful. Several gentlemen had passed me their business cards and one even scribbled an email address down for me. Every aisle I turned onto, an associate would pop up not long after. I started to worry that I was being watched as a possible shoplifter. Had I done something to arouse suspicion? About the time my paranoia started to flare up, I caught a glimpse of myself in a display mirror. Oh, shit!
Damn buttons...
On a sidenote, apologies for the drop in variety and quality of my photos. Real life has drastically cut into my me+camera time.
It had been an odd day of shopping. The sales associates were overly helpful. Several gentlemen had passed me their business cards and one even scribbled an email address down for me. Every aisle I turned onto, an associate would pop up not long after. I started to worry that I was being watched as a possible shoplifter. Had I done something to arouse suspicion? About the time my paranoia started to flare up, I caught a glimpse of myself in a display mirror. Oh, shit!
Damn buttons...
![]()
On a sidenote, apologies for the drop in variety and quality of my photos. Real life has drastically cut into my me+camera time.
Always a pleasure visiting your thread. You are a beautiful, sexy and desirable woman. Speaking for myself, I do love a well timed wardrobe malfunction
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You didn't say if all the associates were men JAF.I'd bet they were because after a single glance that became a stare I have no doubt each heard a tiny voice in their head saying...
"Would you like some candy little boy?"
To which they mentally answer "Yes!" because everyone loves a tasty of cotton candy from time to time.
Cheers
P.S. Damn buttons. Damn. Fine. Buttons.
It looks wonderful to me. Are you sure it was only sales associates?
Yes, damn buttons. Your paranoia is ours and apparently the sales associates gain. Absolutely stunning.
Interesting tale, I’m always on the lookout for wardrobe malfunctions, buttons undone, dress tucked in knickers, it’s surprising how often it happens, maybe I should get some cards printed with my email and Skype on it.
Lovely cleavage on show. Thank you.
People are really friendly when face to boob with amazing cleavage like yours.
Love your hair. You always have it so erotically positioned for these shots. Really gives me the desire to tangle my hands in it.![]()
Ding... buzzbuzz.
Your phone alerts you to a text message. You weren't expecting one of any importance and ignore it as you continue on with work.
Ding, ding... buzzbuzz, buzzbuzz.
Two more messages come through. With a huff of annoyance you fish your phone out of your trouser pocket and thumb over the screen to be greeted by....
~What do you think?~
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~Oh god. I am so sorry!! Wrong number!~