The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX : So Stupid

[toeskr]

I liked your hippo gif, those fuckers are bad ass.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I liked your hippo gif, those fuckers are bad ass.

you know? you see how that motherfucker just slid those haters off his back and went on his bizness?

imagine if people could do that? so easily? fuuuuuuck....

 

[toeskr]

you know? you see how that motherfucker just slid those haters off his back and went on his bizness?

imagine if people could do that? so easily? fuuuuuuck....

Like I said, bad ass.

Slide those haters off your back. If they persist, put a 15" tooth or two through their gut.

Fuuuuuuuuck.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Like I said, bad ass.

Slide those haters off your back. If they persist, put a 15" tooth or two through their gut.

Fuuuuuuuuck.

on some Sabertooth Tiger shit.

And STILL can't penetrate.

I mean...

https://media0.giphy.com/media/3o7bu5TQX39jd0lBqE/giphy.gif

that's boss.

 

[toeskr]

on some Sabertooth Tiger shit.

And STILL can't penetrate.

I mean...

https://media0.giphy.com/media/3o7bu5TQX39jd0lBqE/giphy.gif

that's boss.

I can penetrate.

Are you having issues, boss?

It's all good. It's the gb, all love, hugs and kissing ass here.

Well, this thread anyways.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I can penetrate.

Are you having issues, boss?

It's all good. It's the gb, all love, hugs and kissing ass here.

Well, this thread anyways.

yuuuuuup.

betcha wanna kiss this ass, tho

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/485640524932858329/4C6CF2048E06A5D79BB50A53BBF63BA63832CCEA/

woot woot

 

[toeskr]

yuuuuuup.

betcha wanna kiss this ass, tho

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/485640524932858329/4C6CF2048E06A5D79BB50A53BBF63BA63832CCEA/

woot woot

Who wouldn't?

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

I take one day off a week and I still get the fuck up at 4 fucking am.
Last night: I'm gonna sleep in!
This morning: Fuck!!!!!!

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

yuuuuuup.

betcha wanna kiss this ass, tho

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/485640524932858329/4C6CF2048E06A5D79BB50A53BBF63BA63832CCEA/

woot woot

I'd hit that like a womp rat in my T-16.

 

[Saint Peter]

"I can't come in today. I am sick."

"You don't sound sick."


"I am fucking my sister. Is that sick enough for you??"

 

[toeskr]

"I can't come in today. I am sick."

"You don't sound sick."


"I am fucking my sister. Is that sick enough for you??"

Vera is an employee of yours?

Put her in the slag piles with a broken shovel.

 

[Saint Peter]

Do you find all toes to be sexy or just special toes? Would slathering spit on my digits make you cream your jammies?

 

[adrina]

A bit of wind, a bit of rain.

I'm ready to go back to work now.

 

[HarryHill]

Lovely cupa, just the right mix.

 

[Wings]

I’m doing a good job of hiding my annoyance with 7am meetings. Hiding it too well.

 

[Not Normal]

might have fallen off our tall-ass bed when I struggled to pull the sheet free. It’s fine. Everything’s fine. Yup.

I’m doing a good job of hiding my annoyance with 7am meetings. Hiding it too well.

Did you learn to sleep with your eyes open?

 

[Wings]

Did you learn to sleep with your eyes open?

No, so far they’re bribing me with coffee. I just keep the muttering under my breath.

 

[Saint Peter]

Early morning meeting coffee is always ass.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I’m doing a good job of hiding my annoyance with 7am meetings. Hiding it too well.

I once had to call an emergency 7 a.m. project meeting working in northern Wisconsin. My assistant said she couldn't make it. Why not? Well, my folks are on vacation and I have to milk the cows.

Oh.

 

[pointless]

fuckers just banned flavored vapes in my state. stupid fucking kids. stop ruining everything.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://i.ibb.co/1LS8yT0/IMG-5036.jpg

https://i.ibb.co/vD7qJy3/IMG-5038.jpg

https://i.ibb.co/y0YpbKt/IMG-5039.jpg

y'know, she kinda had me at the chest & throat tatts, plus the Spirograph ditty on her inside arm, but the face patching and eyeball modding...yeah, that's a little too baller for moi...

 

[Wings]

Early morning meeting coffee is always ass.

They get my order right from Starbucks so no ass coffee there that I know of.

I once had to call an emergency 7 a.m. project meeting working in northern Wisconsin. My assistant said she couldn't make it. Why not? Well, my folks are on vacation and I have to milk the cows.

Oh.

That makes sense. I tried the whole...ya’ll know mornings make me grumpy, right?

 

[silver gurl]

Life can get messy. That is when I take a nap.

 

[bodysong]

So soggy, can sip the air, like the clouds of steam that
fog your face, from a hot bowl of soup. Women are
mopping their melting make-up. Steamy!

 

[raindancer]

Time to bring in all the plants and tie down the rest. Bah.