Sexless Marriages

[justcurious1972]

So true, but at least your not alone. Has been quite a while at my end too...

 

[Lissy_Lou]

So true, but at least your not alone. Has been quite a while at my end too...

It's only been completely sexless since Christmas here. Before that was once every 4-6 weeks normally. And it was terrible

 

[justcurious1972]

Shit I can’t remember the last time... only reason I know what it looks like is because of porn

 

[Lissy_Lou]

Shit I can’t remember the last time... only reason I know what it looks like is because of porn

Ok, so the long sticky-outy thing is called a penis. It gets hard when it is excited, and then it can slide into the long dark tunnel thing. That is called a vagina. Then you take your sticky-outy thing and move it in and out of the tunnel until it gets excited and makes a mess....

 

[justcurious1972]

Ok, so the long sticky-outy thing is called a penis. It gets hard when it is excited, and then it can slide into the long dark tunnel thing. That is called a vagina. Then you take your sticky-outy thing and move it in and out of the tunnel until it gets excited and makes a mess....

Ah right.... what are those other things for on women... they come in all different shapes and sizes... sometime they leak too...

 

[Lissy_Lou]

Ah right.... what are those other things for on women... they come in all different shapes and sizes... sometime they leak too...

Beanbags. Useful in the event of a high speed collision haha

 

[justcurious1972]

Beanbags. Useful in the event of a high speed collision haha

Ah so they safety devices for women if their in a car crash

 

[Lissy_Lou]

Ah so they safety devices for women if their in a car crash

Also useful for napping on

 

[justcurious1972]

Also useful for napping on

Yeah not sure about that... if I remember they don’t like them being fluffed up

 

[RustyIron]

Ok, so the long sticky-outy thing is called a penis. It gets hard when it is excited, and then it can slide into the long dark tunnel thing. That is called a vagina. Then you take your sticky-outy thing and move it in and out of the tunnel until it gets excited and makes a mess....

This made me laugh, but thanks for reminding me about it. It's been way too long indeed.

 

[Lissy_Lou]

Yeah not sure about that... if I remember they don’t like them being fluffed up

Lets be completely honest. It's been so long you could do whatever the hell you wanted to mine right now

 

[justcurious1972]

Lets be completely honest. It's been so long you could do whatever the hell you wanted to mine right now

Hahaha.... sounds so inviting lol

 

[Lissy_Lou]

Hahaha.... sounds so inviting lol

just pop on over

 

[justcurious1972]

just pop on over

Lol what about your other half? Would we have any drama? Lol

 

[Polranny]

Ok, so the long sticky-outy thing is called a penis. It gets hard when it is excited, and then it can slide into the long dark tunnel thing. That is called a vagina. Then you take your sticky-outy thing and move it in and out of the tunnel until it gets excited and makes a mess....

I vaguely remember doing something like that but it sounds a bit mucky , should I be wearing Wellingtons?

 

[Lissy_Lou]

I vaguely remember doing something like that but it sounds a bit mucky , should I be wearing Wellingtons?

I’d recommend a rain coat personally

 

[AnnieLit]

Yeah not sure about that... if I remember they don’t like them being fluffed up

Hm... Depends on a woman. I do like my bean bags to be fluffed.

 

[justcurious1972]

Hm... Depends on a woman. I do like my bean bags to be fluffed.

Seems to be a common like....

 

[Beachaged]

Seems to be a common like....

Very true, I know quite a few women who like their bean bags fluffed and quite a few men who enjoy doing the fluffing.

 

[Wordstream]

Yes.

For nearly ten years now. I'm sick of it. But don't know what to do about it.

 

[RichardBentwood]

Yall do realize we hold the keys to our own prisons right? Those damn vows I made in 1982.

 

[Ars119]

For nearly ten years now. I'm sick of it. But don't know what to do about it.

I feel it too. It's been 11 years for me. And I'm not sure what to do.

 

[Polranny]

I feel it too. It's been 11 years for me. And I'm not sure what to do.

7, 8, 11 years, bottom line is we've been in sexless marriages for a long time but the strange and positive thing is that we've all survived, most of us remember something about the farmyard activities and we will get through it. There's a whole 'sexless marriage ' family here on Lit, we're strong and supportive and respond to one another's cries for help.

 

[spawnofdavey]

7, 8, 11 years, bottom line is we've been in sexless marriages for a long time but the strange and positive thing is that we've all survived, most of us remember something about the farmyard activities and we will get through it. There's a whole 'sexless marriage ' family here on Lit, we're strong and supportive and respond to one another's cries for help.

Absolutely.

 

[Jackba57]

Lets be completely honest. It's been so long you could do whatever the hell you wanted to mine right now

It’s been so long I’m not sure how to do it anymore!