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ShyNaughtyGirl said:
You can come snuggle mine any time you want..Lulu is 110lbs of lanky Great Dane but she thinks she’s a lap dog, and she’s the most needy creature when it’s comes to attention that I’ve ever met..apart from myself :rolleyes:
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:) I'm pretty needy. We'd be a great combo. LOL
 
I recently complimented a female on her jaw line. It seems to have not gone over so well.

I like what I like.
 
WTF did I ever do to deserve this shit, fuck me, can't even have a civil conversation without being nasty, shitty, or just grumpy.
Doesn't appreciate a fucking thing I do. Fuck me I am over it!
 
I just read that sending unsolicited naked pictures in Texas is a crime (as of recently). RIP
 
Does it now seem thoughtful for me to message attractive, Texan women...and inform them that, for their own protection, I’m actively soliciting their naked pictures?

What? Too much, lol?
 
Thinking that cats don’t meow at other cats, they only meow at people. And I only talk to my biggest, most dog-like cat in my affected New Orleans accent. It’s like I’m the one who’s being trained.
 
You can see 98% of a boob but still feel like you didn't see nudity if the 2% you didn't see includes the nipple.
 
mnbreastluver said:
You can see 98% of a boob but still feel like you didn't see nudity if the 2% you didn't see includes the nipple.
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What goes on in our heads that makes us need to see women’s nipples? I recently had a weird experience where I was attracted to a woman it would’ve been trouble for me to have sex with. But she wore shirts that allowed me to see her nipples, and it placated me. I didn’t need any more. Nipples have awesome power. And we are all still babies seeking our mother’s breast.
 
I almost died when I picked my tshirt off the floor and saw something black fall. I grabbed my book and dropped it quickly, then stepped on the book a few times...and ran down the hall. I came back with a paper towel, put my glasses on, and stepped on the book for good measure.

Then, I picked it up and saw it!!!

I killed that black thread like it was nobody's business!
 
barefootgirl69 said:
I almost died when I picked my tshirt off the floor and saw something black fall. I grabbed my book and dropped it quickly, then stepped on the book a few times...and ran down the hall. I came back with a paper towel, put my glasses on, and stepped on the book for good measure.

Then, I picked it up and saw it!!!

I killed that black thread like it was nobody's business!
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You are so brave, BFG. Have a cookie

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barefootgirl69 said:
I almost died when I picked my tshirt off the floor and saw something black fall. I grabbed my book and dropped it quickly, then stepped on the book a few times...and ran down the hall. I came back with a paper towel, put my glasses on, and stepped on the book for good measure.

Then, I picked it up and saw it!!!

I killed that black thread like it was nobody's business!
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Tally ho, princess! 😂😂 ❤
 
Thinking about the stunning toughness required to have your belly cut open to let a baby into this world. Me, I don’t have the guts to go to the dentist. :rolleyes:
 
My dragonfruit plant is going absolutely nuts. I swear it’s going to reach out and grab me the next time I walk past it.
 
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