Damn, she Justa did it again. Still nothing to see.

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... oh wait, I did wear a strap on once many years ago, but it was for halloween. I wore a flesh colored tight shirt and tights, a flesh colored strap on underneath the pants, but with a hole cut in so the dildo portion was exposed, and a black trench coat. yup, I was a flasher, and spent the day flashing all my coworkers. it was funny as hell. Anyway, I now am curious why normal every day women are not butt plug fans. I might have to ask around. seems like a good facebook question.

Ha! Omg, I love this story. Also, can I be your Facebook friend? lol
 
Haha. Silly men. So what is the solution? You fuck more men but only tell your husband?

Well, he's also a domly type and I kinda enjoy his jealousy, so... if there was anyone else I would tell both. :D So far there has only been one other, and he was great, but we were only together once before his wife decided to shut it down. Now they're separated, but he went and jumped straight into a new relationship without even taking some time to screw around first.
 
Well, he's also a domly type and I kinda enjoy his jealousy, so... if there was anyone else I would tell both. :D So far there has only been one other, and he was great, but we were only together once before his wife decided to shut it down. Now they're separated, but he went and jumped straight into a new relationship without even taking some time to screw around first.

Haha. Ok, yeah that could be fun. And yeah, lot's of couple's can't take it. I actually managed to be the downfall of an open relationship before (hubby and I had a friend couple that were open, it was actually why he suggested an open relationship screwing her minus her guilt) it was kind of surprising as they seemed stable in their open relationship.

And honesty, if single, i don't know that I'd stay single long. I don't know if I know how.

Only an hour?

Well, it is good to accomplish things and all.
 
You forgot the most important part of a cozy bed....a beautiful naked women which my bed is definitely lacking

I am sorry there are no naked women in your bed. Have you tried putting a bottle of wine under your pillow? Maybe that will lure in the naked chick fairy.

Oh Justa, if I could curl up with you and take a nap... I would ABSOLUTELY do that right now. :heart:

Truth, I don't nap. I can't fall asleep and then I get bored trying to fall asleep. I am weird.
 
I am sorry there are no naked women in your bed. Have you tried putting a bottle of wine under your pillow? Maybe that will lure in the naked chick fairy.



Truth, I don't nap. I can't fall asleep and then I get bored trying to fall asleep. I am weird.

How is this the first time I am hearing about a naked chic fairy! I am going to need more bottles of wine.
 
How is this the first time I am hearing about a naked chic fairy! I am going to need more bottles of wine.

Well in all honesty, the only times naked women appeared in my bed while I was sleeping, it was vodka on my nightstand, not wine. So maybe try both. The naked chick fairy is fickle like the fridge fairy, not always around, unlike that sock gnome in the dryer.
 
Well in all honesty, the only times naked women appeared in my bed while I was sleeping, it was vodka on my nightstand, not wine. So maybe try both. The naked chick fairy is fickle like the fridge fairy, not always around, unlike that sock gnome in the dryer.
I love the way you think ..sooooooooooo fun :rose:
 
Very enjoyable.

Thank you

Having a productive day is overrated.

I agree actually. So far I have accomplished very little

Justadesperatewifeandmom I think morning you is very hot and sexy

Thank you

By the way, it's good to see you were wearing your Lit jammies.

Indeed. I prefer less clothing

Didn't know you had a thick patch of pubes

Well i have an odd style. Everything low is completely bare as that is due to function. Like it encourages the cunnilingus fairy or something. But i hate the bare look. So higher is a trimmed triangle. How long and how wide just depends on my mood the past few tuesdays, thursdays, and saturdays. (I shave half of everything one day, the other half the next, and slack Sundays)

So yeah a compromise between look and function. A cross between the 80s, which is when my perception of attractive was formed, but an attempt to adapt to modern standards.

You are a vision of loveliness. I especially like the last pic of you looking into the camera, so alluring

Thank you. I think my ass looks cute in that picture too.

I love the way you think ..sooooooooooo fun :rose:

Aw, thanks. My mindset has pros and cons, but I like it. It brings me happiness with just enough crazy to keep things interesting
 
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