Sarcasm Thread

[tolyk]

Simple, reply to the person above you as sarcastically as you can, then leave something conversational/statement to be replied to. Or, reply directly to the sarcasm.

Should be fun right? Right?

Lovely day here on the internet, isn't it?

 

[Eisranac]

Simple, reply to the person above you as sarcastically as you can, then leave something conversational/statement to be replied to. Or, reply directly to the sarcasm.

Should be fun right? Right?

Lovely day here on the internet, isn't it?

Yeah — like we really need another thread like this.

Been a long time since we chatted. How are you?

What will the weather be like tomorrow?

 

[DDBustyBrit]

Yeah — like we really need another thread like this.

What will the weather be like tomorrow?

Oh I found my true Lit home thanks Tol! Brits bleed sarcasm

Why the weather is going to be stunningly gorgeous tomorrow of course, just like it always is!

Relationships on Lit are a picture of love and commitment.

 

[Cymru6969]

Yeah — like we really need another thread like this.

Been a long time since we chatted. How are you?

What will the weather be like tomorrow?

Hey. Great to get caught up. Gotta go. Don’t be a stranger!

 

[tolyk]

Yeah — like we really need another thread like this.

Been a long time since we chatted. How are you?

What will the weather be like tomorrow?

I'm just peachy aren't I.... Seriously though, I'm off on short-term disability because I'm in constant pain... so, yeah.


The weather? Well I bet there'll be blue skies and random rainbows coming out of people's arses.

Wouldn't that be amazing? Seeing a rainbow out of someone's arse?

Oh I found my true Lit home thanks Tol! Brits bleed sarcasm

Why the weather is going to be stunningly gorgeous tomorrow of course, just like it always is!

Relationships on Lit are a picture of love and commitment.

Happy to help.... No, really. Not sarcasm voice here. (hard to tell now isn't it)

Did something happen? I was going to message to see if you were alright after I saw a couple of your posts *HUGS* But, my lit relationship is actually quite amazing, so I can't rightfully reply sarcastically about that.

 

[Polranny]

Oh I found my true Lit home thanks Tol! Brits bleed sarcasm

Why the weather is going to be stunningly gorgeous tomorrow of course, just like it always is!

Relationships on Lit are a picture of love and commitment.

Relationships on Lit are always rock solid
There will be no traffic heading for the coast this weekend, there never is!

 

[LostGirlTink]

Relationships on Lit are always rock solid
There will be no traffic heading for the coast this weekend, there never is!

Traffic.
I ADORE traffic.

Sure am glad to see summer end...

 

[tolyk]

Traffic.
I ADORE traffic.

Sure am glad to see summer end...

Oh yes, I so love the slow decline of Summer that then skips a clearly defined Autumn and proceeds straight to Winter. Who doesn't?

Seriously, who doesn't love skipping a season...

 

[Jada59]

Oh yes, I so love the slow decline of Summer that then skips a clearly defined Autumn and proceeds straight to Winter. Who doesn't?

Seriously, who doesn't love skipping a season...

Chili today, hot tamale.

This weather is wackier than a nut job.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Chili today, hot tamale.

This weather is wackier than a nut job.

Who doesn't love to strip down close to nothing, where the sweat is too heavy!

In close to 100°F or 38°C heat, I just love baking and frying.

 

[Jada59]

Who doesn't love to strip down close to nothing, where the sweat is too heavy!

In close to 100°F or 38°C heat, I just love baking and frying.

Having a little Crisco party at your house?

Need to get out my hose and Slip n' Slide.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Having a little Crisco party at your house?

Ned to get out my hose and Slip n' Slide.

No need for a hose nor Slip n' Slide, the grease popping out the pan should take care of that!

The (American) football season has begun absolutely perfectly. Those Redskins are screaming SUCCESS.

 

[Apisto42]

No need for a hose nor Slip n' Slide, the grease popping out the pan should take care of that!

The (American) football season has begun absolutely perfectly. Those Redskins are screaming SUCCESS.

Yeah, I’m sure they’ll do as well as a new hooker sucking an eight inch schlong...

The trade war between the US and China is a fascinating example of world politics in action.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Chili today, hot tamale.

This weather is wackier than a nut job.

Who doesn't love to strip down close to nothing, where the sweat is too heavy!

In close to 100°F or 38°C heat, I just love baking and frying.

Having a little Crisco party at your house?

Need to get out my hose and Slip n' Slide.

No need for a hose nor Slip n' Slide, the grease popping out the pan should take care of that!

The (American) football season has begun absolutely perfectly. Those Redskins are screaming SUCCESS.

Well I'm certainly glad you two stopped. Nobody wants to see two Lit Women exchange posts dripping with innuendo and double entendre.

 

[Jada59]

Well I'm certainly glad you two stopped. Nobody wants to see two Lit Women exchange posts dripping with innuendo and double entendre.

*Must* you comment on my dripping?

Now where did I put that coconut oil? I'd like to melt some and make some things explode with salty goodness!

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

*Must* you comment on my dripping?

Now where did I put that coconut oil? I'd like to melt some and make some things explode with salty goodness!

Last post before I go...

I'm already salty. This heat helped.

Hey! Crisco is so much better to moisturize with. Helps with a tan outside too.

 

[Jada59]

Last post before I go...

I'm already salty. This heat helped.

Hey! Crisco is so much better to moisturize with. Helps with a tan outside too.

At least I don't tan inside!

Speaking of outside, it's dry as a bone.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Yeah, I’m sure they’ll do as well as a new hooker sucking an eight inch schlong...

The trade war between the US and China is a fascinating example of world politics in action.

I didn't read the rules, so I skipped you. A shame, because trade policy is an endless source of erotic entertainment.

At least I don't tan inside!

Speaking of outside, it's dry as a bone.

And, you evidently know bones.

 

[Apisto42]

I didn't read the rules, so I skipped you. A shame, because trade policy is an endless source of erotic entertainment.



And, you evidently know bones.

Rules? We don’t need no stinking rules!

I bet that ol’ bone is soft as butter.

I heard that magic mushrooms are next on the list of drugs fighting for legality.

 

[tolyk]

Bumping this for tonights crowd.

Magic mushrooms, is that so people forget their problems? (Not sarcastic I suppose... But I had nothing)

So, photographers hey, always getting in people's faces.

 

[Polranny]

Bumping this for tonights crowd.

Magic mushrooms, is that so people forget their problems? (Not sarcastic I suppose... But I had nothing)

So, photographers hey, always getting in people's faces.

My OH is a photographer, it's a long , and I mean long , time since she got in my face.
Oops, this isnt the sexless relationship thread.

I do so love being awake at 3 in the morning don't you?

 

[tolyk]

My OH is a photographer, it's a long , and I mean long , time since she got in my face.
Oops, this isnt the sexless relationship thread.

I do so love being awake at 3 in the morning don't you?

Absolutely, so much that I started an insomniacs thread....

I didn't know she was a photographer. Professional or hobbyist?

Chronic pain is amazing, am I right?

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Chronic ANYTHING is just Fucking AWESOME SAUCE..


I wouldn't decline a golden teacher...

 

[Polranny]

Absolutely, so much that I started an insomniacs thread....

I didn't know she was a photographer. Professional or hobbyist?

Chronic pain is amazing, am I right?

Professional, ARPS .
Chronic pain is amazing but I have another reason to be awake right now

 

[Justis]

Professional, ARPS .
Chronic pain is amazing but I have another reason to be awake right now

Because you got something caught in your eye, causing it to twitch...yes chronic pain is so amazing it’s like the cherry on top of the worlds biggest cake covered with sparkling icing, yawns... whoops sorry how rude of me.