What Are YOU Thinking? Continued 3

[ShaeLeeTanner]

Come on, baby
Let's play
The game of love, love
La, la, la, la, la love

My Baby does the Hanky Panky
My Baby does the Hanky Panky

 

[PlNKbits]

I don't know that number so I'm not answering

 

[JennyNo1]

I would give almost anything to go back in time.

 

[CleverCowardice]

If the body is still freshly warm and the person could, in theory, still be revived even after you've finished (FYI, it's not premature ejaculation if you mean to cum that quickly), is it really necrophilia? I think there's some wiggle room there.

 

[CleverCowardice]

I’m thinking I don’t want to kink shake you, but yes I think it is.

I don't know. I think it kinda borders on somnophilia. I mean, the person is just in a really deep sleep, er, from which they may never wake. But, hey, that's really all sleep, isn't it? When you think about it, each and every one of us could easily just never wake again. And when that happens to you...girl, the things I'm gonna do to that body. Mmm.

 

[CleverCowardice]

Now that’s a kink I’m totally on board with.

Somnophilia? Or just me doing things to your body?

 

[CleverCowardice]

Either/Or

I'm down with somnophilia, but the other...that's a kink that deserves shaming. I mean, damn, bitch, we were talking about something as beautiful as corpsefucking and you gotta go and make it nasty? Fuckin' sicko.

 

[cole4258]

Just wondering why there are so many angry people that just wish to spread their agony to others.

Life is too short.

 

[CleverCowardice]

It’s who I am. Hater.

No hate. You just killed my boner. But I'll just go back to thinking about your lifeless form to get hard again. Promise me you'll make sure you're buried in something sexy; after all that digging, I won't have the energy to dress you and I want to fuck you right in your grave. And that's not a euphemism for anal.
Wellllllllll, I suppose it can be two things.

 

[CleverCowardice]

I’ll be buried in my pyjamas just to kill your boner one last time.

Now I'm not even going to bother jerking off on you.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Thinking about a time when my first live-in, grown-up girlfriend and I were about to split up. We’d both been unfaithful, and I was pissed off and sleeping on the sofa. But she came out in the morning one day and gave me a delightful blowjob. Then she moved out. It was like the blowjob was some sort of strange epitaph for our relationship. I am endlessly confused.

 

[catherinewheel77]

^^Will you please just write your memoirs already?

 

[tnman03]

^^Will you please just write your memoirs already?

Too funny....

 

[smtst5]

Did someone forget to lock the door and let all of the fucktards out?

 

[tnman03]

Did someone forget to lock the door and let all of the fucktards out?

It was Elvis...he left the building for a cheeseburger...

 

[PlNKbits]

I don't know why I took all those pictures yesterday
It did make me feel pretty sexy

 

[smtst5]

It was Elvis...he left the building for a cheeseburger...

Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has just left the building

 

[smtst5]

I don't know why I took all those pictures yesterday
It did make me feel pretty sexy

They were sexy

 

[PlNKbits]

They were sexy

That was just the posted one
No more alcohol on a week night for me!

 

[smtst5]

That was just the posted one
No more alcohol on a week night for me!

Alcohol. The cause and solution to most of our problems.

 

[PlNKbits]

Alcohol. The cause and solution to most of our problems.

Never a solution only a problem!

 

[L3gacy]

I love how brave people are online.

 

[mnbreastluver]

If your boss ordered you to stop doing your job, you are, technically, still doing your job.

 

[ydahecnot]

I'm thinking... thank god I'm not the one driving in Nashville!!

I survived it for almost 15 years

 

[Shi_One81]

I’ve been having muscle spasms in my neck since the choking/choke slam issue last month that have progressively gotten worse. I went to the doc today and she gave me a shot and an anti-inflammatory. Unfortunately, because of my anxiety meds I can’t take a muscle relaxer. She told me to use heat, take the meds twice a day and see what happens. I just asked if my husband would go to the store and get me some icy hot. He says, “maybe tomorrow after work.” What in the actual fuck?!