The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX : So Stupid

[raindancer]

Two funerals in two weeks and I need a vacation.

 

[thør]

Arm pits!

I’m contemplating thin Mormon underwear to replace the undies and slip.

Duct tape a blue-ice to each.

I have changed into my riding clothes and am going out to ride my bike before it gets too damn hot.

 

[Aquagal]

Duct tape a blue-ice to each.

I have changed into my riding clothes and am going out to ride my bike before it gets too damn hot.

Dodge the bears! And AR’s in the woods!

 

[dolf]

Johnny owns no:

Records
Reel-to-reels
8-tracks
Cassettes
CDs
MP3 (4s?)
Radio at home.

Johnny has never even turned on the radio in his truck

Sounds perfectly reasonable. Except that BBC radio 4 is a good listen whilst driving.

 

[Hal9000_]

How skanky for workplace.


Arm pits!

I’m contemplating thin Mormon underwear to replace the undies and slip.

Fan?

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/shopping?q=tbn:ANd9GcTm_ukgJpC5pTgSP0RTRVvg92whH-rxtzGa381-PQPAs9s4s6HN8vAkwwrWqVYgRFNkkUoiF5eEdV-8UhaEFlTTKEMcX_Vf0Q&usqp=CAE

 

[dolf]

My son's coworker, a long time friend of the bodybuilding toyboy with the huge cock©, actually messaged me to bitch about my son, and to ask for the address so that he could come over and bitch at him face to face.

Some days it's a struggle to remember that I'm a calm, easy going, fluffy fucking kitten.

 

[Conager]

Johnny owns no:

Records
Reel-to-reels
8-tracks
Cassettes
CDs
MP3 (4s?)
Radio at home.

Johnny has never even turned on the radio in his truck

I own all of those things except reel-to-reel and and I have a couple 8mm projectors to boot. I found a really nice Akai reel-to-reel unit but I just didn't want to drop $250 for something I might never find media for.

I've got some player piano rolls I could loan you if you pick up a player piano.

 

[Adre]

Interview with a neighbor of a captured serial killer:

“Did he seem strange or different in any way?”

“He was a pretty normal guy, but I noticed he never ever played any music in his house or his car. I don’t think he owned any.”

 

[Wrong Element]

Connie might find more acceptance on the GLBT board, but that would mean not spewing political hate.

I actually had that particular alt on Ignore, because I think he was using it a lot when he was in full gloat (in the election thread I started) back in November 2016, and I didn't want to waste my time with his torrents of drivel any more.

Not really feeling the need to change that status ATM.

 

[trysail]

...Some days it's a struggle to remember that I'm a calm, easy going, fluffy fucking kitten.

A piece of ancient Chinese wisdom:

"Beware the calm, easy going, fluffy fucking kitten."​

​

 

[4est_Trump]

I actually had that particular alt on Ignore, because I think he was using it a lot when he was in full gloat (in the election thread I started) back in November 2016, and I didn't want to waste my time with his torrents of drivel any more.

Not really feeling the need to change that status ATM.

Oh she more alts in the pocket.

With the que alt gone I think that leaves 7 left.

 

[von_Bismarck]

Oh, at least!

 

[thør]

My son's coworker, a long time friend of the bodybuilding toyboy with the huge cock©, actually messaged me to bitch about my son, and to ask for the address so that he could come over and bitch at him face to face.

Some days it's a struggle to remember that I'm a calm, easy going, fluffy fucking kitten.

Work needs to stay at work.

 

[thør]

Dodge the bears! And AR’s in the woods!

No bears, and no left over AR parts where that one was found. I will give
thanks to two busty ladies who were wearing the low scoop-neck tight tees who improved the scenery..

 

[dolf]

Work needs to stay at work.

Damn right.

I was, I thought, very fucking diplomatic in telling him that: telling a man's mum on him over workplace arguments is not ok, badmouthing kids to their mother is not ok, and bringing any of that shit to my door will be an excessively unpleasant variety of not ok.

The guy is in his 30s, for fucksake!

 

[HisArpy]

Damn right.

I was, I thought, very fucking diplomatic in telling him that: telling a man's mum on him over workplace arguments is not ok, badmouthing kids to their mother is not ok, and bringing any of that shit to my door will be an excessively unpleasant variety of not ok.

The guy is in his 30s, for fucksake!

You sound like you need a kitten. Or 7.

 

[4est_Trump]

Double poost

 

[4est_Trump]

Damn right.

I was, I thought, very fucking diplomatic in telling him that: telling a man's mum on him over workplace arguments is not ok, badmouthing kids to their mother is not ok, and bringing any of that shit to my door will be an excessively unpleasant variety of not ok.

The guy is in his 30s, for fucksake!

Yeah, perhaps dolfs son i(yours)s a major douchebag and deserves it. Plus it could be her (your)fault if he is a douchebag so then everyone is guilty.

 

[FukLuk]

You can almost say that again.

 

[4est_Trump]

I could, but I struggled enough with that...

 

[ryan8558]

Damn right.

I was, I thought, very fucking diplomatic in telling him that: telling a man's mum on him over workplace arguments is not ok, badmouthing kids to their mother is not ok, and bringing any of that shit to my door will be an excessively unpleasant variety of not ok.

The guy is in his 30s, for fucksake!

probably one difference between the US and the UK is that in the UK that confrontation will most probably not end in gunfire.

 

[dolf]

probably one difference between the US and the UK is that in the UK that confrontation will most probably not end in gunfire.

You can unload a gun. You can't unload Big Eddie.

 

[ryan8558]

You can unload a gun. You can't unload Big Eddie.

 

[silver gurl]

You sound like you need a kitten. Or 7.

You are really trying to pawn off those kitties!

 

[thør]

Damn right.

I was, I thought, very fucking diplomatic in telling him that: telling a man's mum on him over workplace arguments is not ok, badmouthing kids to their mother is not ok, and bringing any of that shit to my door will be an excessively unpleasant variety of not ok.

The guy is in his 30s, for fucksake!

His mama failed at her job.