Impractical Fantasies

[turbocs37]

I want to suck and receive facials from 50 men while 50 more jerk off into a glass for me to drink. While doing all this, I want an audience of hot young women who are humiliating me for being such a cum pig. Laughing at me and calling me names.

 

[twister947]

I like the idea of being in the space station and gangbanged in a zero gravity environment. Oh, but you said impractical. Hmmm. Nope, can't think of anything.

What happens to the creampie in space?

 

[RudyGardet]

Dentists chair

I'm normally a dominant type but something about sitting in the dentists chair, leaned back and weirdly vulnerable, attractive sweet smelling hygienist so close and body touching (accidentally? Maybe maybe not??). Something about the fantasy that springs from that helps me (I think) understand the submissive perspective. Even bondage despite the fact that you aren't actually restrained it kinda feels that way.
Impractical tho since the office is full of people. Besides, the moment is kinda ruined when she starts shoving her fingers and instruments in my mouth. Not so sexy anymore!!

 

[conquen]

Grocery shopping with my wife in a sun dress.
When we get to the produce isle she puts a leg up and starts trying one cucumber after another while everyone watches untill she finds just the right one.

 

[conquen]

She's in the sun dress...not me

 

[conquen]

At a cocktail party chatting it up when i notice a bit of a crowd gathering across the room. When i make my way over i see my wife sitting on a couch, skirt hiked up with a stranger licking her pussy oblious to the much appreciative audience.

 

[Muwarr90]

Mind control.

I love mind control stories, especially ones where the controlled still.is mentally aware of what they are doing, but can't do anything about it.

But I'm not a mad scientist working in a secret lab, so it's not practical.

 

[CrowdedStranger]

I have many. The one you shared is one—being demisexual makes it even more impractical.

Also, I often fantasize about having a partner with superpowers—specifically telepathy (so they could read exactly what I want even when I’m so overwhelmed I can’t communicate it), telekinesis (ultimate control, plus rope-free suspension), or the ability to duplicate themselves for threesomes.

I also fantasize about all the things I could do if I had superpowers, especially the ability to physically alter my body at will. It would be cool to be able to grow a cock just to jack off and then make it go away, to grow gills so I could perform oral underwater, to be able to change my hair color/style with just a thought, etc. (I think about that one a lot, obviously).

I fantasize about being used by a room full of people—again, demisexuality makes it impractical.

Finally, I fantasize about pretty serious cnc and rough sex, which is impractical because I have a pretty low pain tolerance for a masochist and because I have a history of trauma and that stuff can aggravate old physical and emotional injuries.

Your partner is an incredibly lucky person

 

[QuasiSemiDemiEsqueIsh]

Your partner is an incredibly lucky person

Thank you. I think they’re both pretty happy with me.

 

[Bigaug]

I want to watch my wife flirt with guys or girls at a bar and do a little touchy feely stuff or sexy dance with them, she is too nervous to do it, I also want to secretly watch her have sex with herself or others.

 

[Dreamer110]

I want to watch my wife flirt with guys or girls at a bar and do a little touchy feely stuff or sexy dance with them, she is too nervous to do it, I also want to secretly watch her have sex with herself or others.

Nice fantasy.

 

[spurtman]

MMF or MFM

For me, getting myself into an MMF or MFM is pretty impractical, since I know I can't even broach the subject with my wife.

I'm on the lookout, however . . . . .

 

[mrmiwon]

Interesting topic. I found over the years that I cannot get off to impractical fantasies. A fantasy has to have a nugget of attainability, no matter how tenuous, for it to work with me.

 

[IceyBlue]

For example, I have fantasies about being taken by a stranger by surprise. Not rape, because I want it, but the stranger obviously can't know that. So it's effectively an impossible fantasy.

It's interesting that this idea, and variants on it, are so popular with women.

For instance, our girlfriend normally needs a LOT of foreplay to achieve an orgasm from just penetration.

However if I come up from behind her when she is at the kitchen counter for instance, and just reach around and start squeezing her tits and groping her pussy and just push her forward and enter her (we're almost always naked around the house) while giving her a certain type of dirty talk she will cum in no time flat.

Her favourite type of of dirty talk in this instance is something along the lines of "Just be quiet and squeeze my cock bitch, you're going to drain my balls quietly so the wife doesn't hear you. If you're a good girl I'll let you suck my cock clean after I cum." whispered in her ear.

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

Unprotected sex with a large group of strange men. They strip me naked and make me get down on my knees and suck their cocks. Then they flip me over and mount me one after the other, each one telling me how he’s going to put a baby inside me right before he empties his huge load into my overflowing pussy.

Obviously this is never, ever going to happen. But I fantasize about it a lot.

 

[screwher]

Unprotected sex with a large group of strange men. They strip me naked and make me get down on my knees and suck their cocks. Then they flip me over and mount me one after the other, each one telling me how he’s going to put a baby inside me right before he empties his huge load into my overflowing pussy.

Obviously this is never, ever going to happen. But I fantasize about it a lot.

I agree with mrmiwon. My favourite fantasies have to at least be feasible, no matter how little. But I love this fantasy of watching my wife sucking the cocks of a number men then watching them pull a train on her. But I know it'll happen.

 

[Erosfan]

What are some sexual fantasies you can't fulfill because they're, for one reason or another, impractical?

For example, I have fantasies about being taken by a stranger by surprise. Not rape, because I want it, but the stranger obviously can't know that. So it's effectively an impossible fantasy.

So what are yours?

My wife jerking me off while we are sitting at a bar and she doesn't care who sees what we are doing.

 

[DarkStarWorshipper]

The local college women's volleyball coach discovers her players are much more effective on court if they're sexually satisfied immediately before or after a game. She thus drafts in a bunch of people ready to satisfy whatever need they might have. I get recruited as team analinguist - and a lot of the women discover they enjoy being rimmed a lot more than they thought. As a result I have to spend a lot of the time in their locker room on my knees, having taut, round, firm, gorgeous asses pressed against my face ....

 

[aaron2878]

Unprotected sex with a large group of strange men. They strip me naked and make me get down on my knees and suck their cocks. Then they flip me over and mount me one after the other, each one telling me how he’s going to put a baby inside me right before he empties his huge load into my overflowing pussy.

Obviously this is never, ever going to happen. But I fantasize about it a lot.

I would love to be the guy that gets to watch this happen then after the last guy I come in and lick you clean. That would be one fantasy that most likely will never happen for me. Although I think about this all the time!!

 

[eroticspank]

Giving cunnilingus to a female CEO of a Fortune 500 Company while she is at her desk in the office on the phone. I am under the desk doing my best to bring her off during the phone call.

Having a Maid walk in on me in my hotel room while I am naked. I attack her and we have intense sex.

Forcing myself on a woman who is tied to a bed and blindfolded in a hotel room. I am given the key to her room by her husband and I force myself on her giving her cunnilingus to orgasm.

ES

 

[Justfantasies]

Giving cunnilingus to a female CEO of a Fortune 500 Company while she is at her desk in the office on the phone. I am under the desk doing my best to bring her off during the phone call.

Having a Maid walk in on me in my hotel room while I am naked. I attack her and we have intense sex.

Forcing myself on a woman who is tied to a bed and blindfolded in a hotel room. I am given the key to her room by her husband and I force myself on her giving her cunnilingus to orgasm.

ES

I did have a husband let me take his wife to a hotel room, but I didn't have to force myself on her

 

[Erosfan]

My wife and I have discussed my CFNM fetish at length over time. She told me of one scenario she dreamed up, that I loved.
There is a small bar where we used to live and it was owned an run by a woman my wife was friends with. My wife said, she would like to take me in there, mid afternoon on a weekday when the owner would most likely be the only one there.
She said she would have me strip and get me up on the bar where I would jerk off and cum for them. I love her imagination.
Very impractical but, one hell of a fantasy.

 

[AdultCartoons]

I want to have sex with my aunt but she probably won’t do it though

 

[sionthomas]

What are some sexual fantasies you can't fulfill because they're, for one reason or another, impractical?

For example, I have fantasies about being taken by a stranger by surprise. Not rape, because I want it, but the stranger obviously can't know that. So it's effectively an impossible fantasy.

So what are yours?

Having you, dressed as you are in your profile picture, bent over my office desk!
You have the most amazing ass Sheana.

Again, inpractical as you're probably married, as am I lol!

Hope you're not offended by the above, just my thoughts

 

[ShagTimes]

Shoot my load on the moon. Yes you read that right!