The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX : So Stupid

[silver gurl]

The fucking tide is out.

Stinky.

 

[thør]

Stinky.

Only on those nasty east coast beaches.

It's farther out, now.

 

[silver gurl]

Only on those nasty east coast beaches.

It's farther out, now.

Yes, perhaps an East coast thing. You could smell low tide.

 

[Hal9000_]

Yes, perhaps an East coast thing. You could smell low tide.

Nah...every beach has dead things wash up and fester in the sun.

Never know what youll find at low tide.

 

[butters]

finally.

started near the end of january, with a few breaks waiting for yarn or too hot to work with or too busy with farm/yard work, but i have-at last-latch-hooked the last rug 2" yarn length.

33,000 so that's 66,000 yarn ends

it's super squishy and so soft underfoot.

edited because i kept thinking about the number i'd typed and reworked the sum to get the RIGHT number, now showing. somehow i managed to add in another zero someplace!

 

[thør]

Nah...every beach has dead things wash up and fester in the sun.

Never know what youll find at low tide.

https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/67846060_10205962470256498_8821298205288300544_n.jpg?_nc_cat=100&_nc_oc=AQmnY2lZBvBCOLPlcQ3XzBWJl10bn7_bWevoAbHvElSF-de69WXive7qJQhnuXOHvYI&_nc_ht=scontent-sea1-1.xx&oh=3988557029dc60d37ec4fd3d0bf2630c&oe=5DCDE2CC

You'll find mud to get stuck in, so that you'll die when the tide comes in. You don't fuck around out on the mud flats.

 

[thør]

Fire up the snow cannons and get geoengineering!

What the hell could go wrong?

 

[Conager]

Sitting on the deck on the sun, nursing a cold beer. Pork tenderloin on the grill. Life doesn’t suck.

Otis Redding?

 

[Conager]

He was so proud of himself or his alts never being banned. Guess he's eating grackle right about now.

I laughed.

If you care to page back you will see I was already switching over to Conager while posting as que.

 

[Saint Peter]

Working on Friday is ass.

 

[toeskr]

Working on Friday is ass.

Sucks to be you

I don't have a rose so have some mac D fries.

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

I rarely pay attention to what day it is cuz work does not end because of the calendar. I take a day off as I can get it. During football season I almost always take Sundays off but it does not always work out that way.

 

[toeskr]

Do aboriginals suurf?

Do wangs retain water in the face but not the chin?

Questions of life.

 

[LesDesirable]

So happy 8/8 is over and that I managed to get through it without being assaulted by the ghost of Hitler.

It was a near thing though, a white guy with a mustache stood behind me at the butcher's while I was in queue. I pepper sprayed his Nazi ass and kicked him in the marbles, just in case he was Hitler reincarnated.

Thanks to MSNBC for alerting me to the danger.

Turns out he just wanted some sausages, but one can never relax when dealing with these potential white supremacists.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Johnny owns no:

Records
Reel-to-reels
8-tracks
Cassettes
CDs
MP3 (4s?)
Radio at home.

Johnny has never even turned on the radio in his truck

 

[FukLuk]

I rarely pay attention to what day it is cuz work does not end because of the calendar. I take a day off as I can get it. During football season I almost always take Sundays off but it does not always work out that way.

That's tryfail-level boring.

 

[von_Bismarck]

I laughed.

If you care to page back you will see I was already switching over to connie while posting as que.

You expect anyone to buy that excuse?

*points and laughs*

 

[Shadwell41]

Johnny owns no:

Records
Reel-to-reels
8-tracks
Cassettes
CDs
MP3 (4s?)
Radio at home.

Johnny has never even turned on the radio in his truck

I can’t think of a day where music was not part of it.

 

[4est_Trump]

You expect anyone to buy that excuse?

*points and laughs*

Laurel exiled her, why can't she take the hint and just go away?

She's such a creepy tranny.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Johnny owns no:

Records
Reel-to-reels
8-tracks
Cassettes
CDs
MP3 (4s?)
Radio at home.

Johnny has never even turned on the radio in his truck

I find that fact astounding.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I find that fact astounding.

Narrator: Very few people on Literotica.com realized JohnnySavage was, in fact, deaf.

 

[von_Bismarck]

Laurel exiled her, why can't she take the hint and just go away?

She's such a creepy tranny.

Connie might find more acceptance on the GLBT board, but that would mean not spewing political hate.

 

[TwinkleStars]

I need my arts and crafts.

I wonder if it really is possible to make a gazebo out of human scrotums.

 

[ryan8558]

I need my arts and crafts.

I wonder if it really is possible to make a gazebo out of human scrotums.

maybe and umbrella or an awning...

 

[TwinkleStars]

maybe and umbrella or an awning...

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