If I make you chuckle, you have to send me a bikini pic

[DoesAnyNameWorkOnHere]

Rarely do I assume. I speak what I mean and mean what I speak.

See...had I known we weren't being so subtle I'd have said something like "When I view your profile, I'll be unwrapping my throbbing phallus and ejecting streams of my seed across both pics before settling down for a snack and nap."

 

[daizyduke77]

See...had I known we weren't being so subtle I'd have said something like "When I view your profile, I'll be unwrapping my throbbing phallus and ejecting streams of my seed across both pics before settling down for a snack and nap."

Bravo! That’s perfect!

 

[jsmiam]

Rarely do I assume. I speak what I mean and mean what I speak.

OK, now I have to take a shot at Dr. Suessing...

I came on her back and I came on her crack
I came on her neck, I must have a knack
I came on her boobs and I came on her face
I came and I came all over the place

The pillow was sticky, the sheets need a wash
Some got on the wall, it was quite a gush
But how, how now how, did it get on the ceiling?
It’s got to be Daisy that gave me this feeling

 

[daizyduke77]

OK, now I have to take a shot at Dr. Suessing...

I came on her back and I came on her crack
I came on her neck, I must have a knack
I came on her boobs and I came on her face
I came and I came all over the place

The pillow was sticky, the sheets need a wash
Some got on the wall, it was quite a gush
But how, how now how, did it get on the ceiling?
It’s got to be Daisy that gave me this feeling

Omg.
You win.

 

[Toohorny4u]

OK, now I have to take a shot at Dr. Suessing...

I came on her back and I came on her crack
I came on her neck, I must have a knack
I came on her boobs and I came on her face
I came and I came all over the place

The pillow was sticky, the sheets need a wash
Some got on the wall, it was quite a gush
But how, how now how, did it get on the ceiling?
It’s got to be Daisy that gave me this feeling

Been secretly laughing at this thread for a while, but this just killed me. I couldn’t stay quiet any longer. It’s just brilliant.

 

[DoesAnyNameWorkOnHere]

Been secretly laughing at this thread for a while, but this just killed me. I couldn’t stay quiet any longer. It’s just brilliant.

Looks like you owe OP a bikini pic

Good job, OP! Dr. Suess would be proud!

 

[Toohorny4u]

Looks like you owe OP a bikini pic

Good job, OP! Dr. Suess would be proud!

Yeah I know, but I gave him something else since I didn’t have a bikini pic on hand.

 

[DoesAnyNameWorkOnHere]

Yeah I know, but I gave him something else since I didn’t have a bikini pic on hand.

I can't tell if I'm more jealous or curious

 

[StarGazer58]

OK, now I have to take a shot at Dr. Suessing...

I came on her back and I came on her crack
I came on her neck, I must have a knack
I came on her boobs and I came on her face
I came and I came all over the place

The pillow was sticky, the sheets need a wash
Some got on the wall, it was quite a gush
But how, how now how, did it get on the ceiling?
It’s got to be Daisy that gave me this feeling

This is really funny. Good job.

 

[Toohorny4u]

I can't tell if I'm more jealous or curious

That’s why there is this lovely thing called PMs

Whoever said curiosity killed the cat didn’t have a sex drive.

 

[jsmiam]

Been secretly laughing at this thread for a while, but this just killed me. I couldn’t stay quiet any longer. It’s just brilliant.

Looks like you owe OP a bikini pic

Good job, OP! Dr. Suess would be proud!

This is really funny. Good job.

Aw shucks. This is all giving me a swelled head. Proud too.

 

[jsmiam]

OK, now I have to take a shot at Dr. Suessing...

I came on her back and I came on her crack
I came on her neck, I must have a knack
I came on her boobs and I came on her face
I came and I came all over the place

The pillow was sticky, the sheets need a wash
Some got on the wall, it was quite a gush
But how, how now how, did it get on the ceiling?
It’s got to be Daisy that gave me this feeling

As someone who writes stories here now and then, I said to myself last year when this happened, “I should make a story out of this someday.”

I even started it. Then I tweaked it incessantly, went through a phase of trying to find a graphic artist to collaborate with to illustrate it, and watched it evolve (via procrastination mostly) from a Halloween story to a Christmas story to a Valentine’s Day story, and finally I made it a nude day story and finished and published it.

Thanks again back to @Daisy for triggering the idea in the first place. (I sent her a pic of me in a bikini. She’s in therapy now. )

Here it is... https://www.literotica.com/beta/s/the-splooge-cum-on-cum-all

 

[jsmiam]

As the OP of this many years ago, I’m pressing control-alt-delete on this and rebooting.

Hello’s are welcome.

My preferences are: an ongoing messaging dialogue. Now and then perhaps we are online at the same time and have a real time chat on Skype or telegram. All topics, including day to day life stuff, music, movies. And remember, ladies, my eyes are up here!

Me: Tarzan. You: Jane. My age is somewhere between 50 and 60. And I am married so I suppose I’m also cheeta?

 

[Wetkitty09]

I have to say I’m a fan. This thread is fun and I really enjoyed your story ‘Ol Betsy the Wingman.

 

[jsmiam]

thank you, delighted to hear that! You have depth to your character. (And not just in a dirty way!).

;-)