The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX : So Stupid

[thør]

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[Bacigalupo]

https://www.theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-r-1836949580

 

[Bacigalupo]

https://www.theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-r-1836949715

 

[von_Bismarck]

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[Sean]

Some cunt threw a 6 year old kid off the 10th floor of Tate Modern. Apparently at random. WTF?

 

[yourselfies]

There is a guy named Pete at the store where I work who I would have tossed at a Velociraptor if I had the chance. He was banging about three or four of our regulars and bragged about it til the point that when they came in, it was gross to think about. That one lady's husband, Mitch I think is his name was a real douche though. He never left the right tip and always asked for extra stuff and always wanted hot tea? Jack Hammer! I'm kinda glad Pete was fucking his wife. But the other ones were gross! Most of 'em were, rich I guess. I won't cover for him no more. That much is clear! I told the boss!

 

[HarryHill]

Top of the 9th, don't look too good for the brewers

 

[Hal9000_]

Top of the 9th, don't look too good for the brewers

Cubs swept... Hayward on fire.



I had prime rib at a tavern last night...

I'm thinking maybe brats and dogs on the grill tonight?

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

Fucks sake, now they're blaming 8chan.

 

[Wings]

I feel greedy.

 

[Hal9000_]

I feel greedy.

Nah...you deserve it.

 

[slipnsider]

I feel greedy.

The Munsters cant use just anyone as an extra.

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

I'm finally getting around to watching the new Mary Poppins. It's cute.

 

[lovetoread]

ok, i may give up on meat after watching butchers block

 

[TwinkleStars]

It's a shame I have to come on here just to find out how you are doing. So much for Facebook.

I've watched that before and didn't cry that the gorilla died because I knew it wasn't a real gorilla. Why did I cry this time???

Wish we were told the truth far more then that shit we get.

 

[adrina]

Ice is a wonderful thing.

 

[thør]

Ice is a wonderful thing.

Usually.

 

[thør]

Oopsie.

 

[adrina]

Usually.

Especially in this specific application.

 

[von_Bismarck]

Especially in this specific application.

Used as erotic stimulation to the nipples?

 

[toeskr]

Ice is a wonderful thing.

Precisely why your teeth have rotted out.

There are programs for that.

 

[Shadwell41]

0 out of 10 dentists recommend avoiding frozen water to help prevent cavities.







LAWLZ!

 

[Noor]

The seller jumped out of a plane, broke their legs, and won't be moving out for another two months. Seriously.

Wow!

 

[von_Bismarck]

I remember walking that everyday for a period of time. It was bad in the winter. Worse in winter was that small steep curved wooden bridge over Washington that had cleats, if you remember that.

Apparently!

Hmm. Afraid I don't! Is it still around? I'm been in Minneapolis for just about three years. The enclosure for the pedestrian bridge over Washington gets quite icy and treacherous, though.

 

[thør]

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