Lit Limericks - one line at a time.

[EmpressJosephine]

"I'm fifty-six and color my hair."
"I’m fifty-four and look like a bear."
"I love hairy men!"
“That’s great, just say when!”
"Right now, outside, in the fresh air!"

 

[Moochienanu]

She claimed not to want him to leave...

 

[EmpressJosephine]

She claimed not to want him to leave
But he found this hard to believe

 

[Moochienanu]

She claimed not to want him to leave
But he found this hard to believe
Since she told him that

 

[Hornblende]

She claimed not to want him to leave
But he found this hard to believe
Since she told him that
He put on his hat

 

[Cymru6969]

She claimed not to want him to leave
But he found this hard to believe
Since she told him that
He put on his hat
Sometimes gals are hard to believe

 

[Hornblende]

Her friends called her Miss Sexy Sadie

 

[Cymru6969]

Her friends called her Miss Sexy Sadie
She was once, twice, three times a lady

 

[DeckardNYC]

Her friends called her Miss Sexy Sadie
She was once, twice, three times a lady
But in her boudoir

 

[Hornblende]

Her friends called her Miss Sexy Sadie
She was once, twice, three times a lady
But in her boudoir
Her best move by far

 

[Cymru6969]

Her friends called her Miss Sexy Sadie
She was once, twice, three times a lady
But in her boudoir
Her best move by far
Was way back in 1980

 

[DeckardNYC]

Her friends called her Miss Sexy Sadie
She was once, twice, three times a lady
But in her boudoir
Her best move by far
Was way back in 1980

*great one!*

There once was a girl from Ohio

 

[Hornblende]

There once was a girl from Ohio
She had the most edible pie-oh

 

[DeckardNYC]

There once was a girl from Ohio
She had the most edible pie-oh
Not apple but peach

 

[Cymru6969]

There once was a girl from Ohio
She had the most edible pie-oh
Not apple but peach
Pubes lightened with bleach

 

[Cymru6969]

When you wake up, rhyme this one bitch

 

[Hornblende]

When you wake up, rhyme this one bitch
If you do it you may be a witch

 

[Cymru6969]

When you wake up, rhyme this one bitch
If you do it you may be a witch
Two coffees later

 

[DeckardNYC]

When you wake up, rhyme this one bitch
If you do it you may be a witch
Two coffees later
I spanked my patater

 

[AngelicaS1780]

When you wake up, rhyme this one bitch
If you do it you may be a witch
Two coffees later
I spanked my patater
While lounging, not wearing a stitch

 

[RoryN]

There once was a girl from Ohio
She had the most edible pie-oh
Not apple but peach
Pubes lightened with bleach
She'd whistle OH-ME-OH-MY-OH

One time, this member, Inter_Ned
Tried to post on the General Board instead.
He cried like a baby
And realized, maybe
He should go back to a Playground thread.

 

[Hornblende]

One time, this member, Inter_Ned
Tried to post on the General Board instead.
He cried like a baby
And realized, maybe
He should go back to a Playground thread.

So good that you find yourself funny

 

[Firecracker]

So good that you find yourself funny
And almost sweeter than honey

 

[KUJACK]

Really bad

There was a young lady from Isis
Who had breasts of two different sizes,
One was quite small
Nearly nothing at all
The other was large and won prizes

 

[Cymru6969]

So good that you find yourself funny
And almost sweeter than honey
Fuck Rory, the ass
Nope. I’ll fuck a lass