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Beach tomorrow. I can nap on the sand.
The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX : So Stupid
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It's got nitrogen in it. It's supposed to be good I guess. I don't drink calories so I don't know personally but the Starbucks crowd seems to enjoy. Supposed to make it creamier, give it a better head.
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Why do people go to the beach to sleep? I have never understood that whole thing.
Let me leave my comfortable bed to go sleep nearly naked amongst strangers on dirty sand while I gather up some melanoma.
Humans confuse me a lot sometimes.
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You lucky fucker!
I found some delicious pineapples at the corner store, cheaper and easier than yours.
But if you can't drama Llama here, what else do you have?
Angry inch will be free shortly. The friend is vacationing separately.
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I don't go to the beach to sleep. It's a naturally occurring happenstance when it's hot and you've been fighting the waves for a few hours in the water. Sand isn't dirty. It's sandy.
There aren't any cones of water rigged to come splashing down on my head every thirty seconds. But I'll take what I can get.
Veja du.
Do what you do.
Kinda like the retarded neighbors raising chickens for the eggs.
.88 a dozen. Duh.
And you don't have to clean up shit and smell the shit.
But I understand, what else would you have to blurt about?
Hating your new job?
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No adult only times in the ocean.
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The eggs taste way better though. The orange-hued yolks are always a sign of good eating.
When you get the big mellows in your lucky charms, that is a sign of good eating.
Tastes better and you are really lucky.
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Actually I was referring to you and your ilk merrily venting your spleen hither tither and yon.
It's... a bit boring.
Job is going great thanks. Took a bit but I'm finding my stride. Rome wasn't built in a day.
Yes they do. I've got a friend who helps keep me supplied with eggs from her chickens. Kinda cool really - the size and color variation. Makes damn fine.... well, everything.
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My ilk. Lol.
I thought in polite company it was blurting.
Yeah, your fucking pineapples and the associated ilk are boring as fuck. Just like one of your masses, you should kill it and go to the store and buy some. Easy peaszy.
Good to hear about your job after what, a year and a half or so we don't have to hear about the bitching?
I am thankful for that.
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I can’t make kid’s cakes. I just did a “nailed it” version of a gruffalo cake. I mean it’s not terrible but it’s not good either.
"Nailed it" here usually means you got it exactly right.
. . .at least that's what SHE said when I nailed her.
I'm not too sure about the etymology of the phrase but I have always assumed it had something to do with hitting the nail on the head.
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It’s cold brew coffee on tap. It looks like and has the texture of Guinness. What rape wall incel, whom thinks they know everything about everything, fails to understand it that it has no calories just like black coffee. Because it is so rich, thick, smooth and less bitter, so there really is no need to add creams or sugar.
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Is it being used ironically, or is it used that way for other things?
I'm picturing the drain swirling the other ways sort of Australian thing happening here.
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christ, these pet rescue fucks take this shit seriously. they even wanted to know if i was going to crate train my theoretical dog in their application. i think that's a question they could've waited to ask me when and if they ever actually got back to me, but whatever.
and the answer is no, fuck you.
and the answer is no, fuck you.
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I accidentally crate trained the dog. She equates it to car rides so if it's out she sits in there looking at me until I take her somewhere. Now that I think about it, it's more like she trained me.
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I do work for a rescue.
If you don't want to crate train, just lie on the application.
Rescues push for crate training, 1) so the dog does not destroy your house, which might make you reconsider the adoption. 2) So the dog does not digest something harmful.
If you don't want to crate train, just lie on the application.
Rescues push for crate training, 1) so the dog does not destroy your house, which might make you reconsider the adoption. 2) So the dog does not digest something harmful.
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