🏡PLP's B&B for Deviants, Darlings & Dorks: The Sequel

[hotwords229_A]

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Happy Hump Day!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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Happy Hump Day!

can confirm

 

[hotwords229_A]

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[hotwords229_A]

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Why I'm afraid of hotel pillows.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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[PrettyLilPussy19]

Um... well....


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[hotwords229_A]

Um... well....


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Nothing like rubbing some velour on your dick

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Nothing like rubbing some velour on your dick

Well there's a public Litsterism!

 

[BlondeAmbition4RP]

Nothing like rubbing some velour on your dick

Remind me never to touch any of your furniture.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Remind me never to touch any of your furniture.

They don't call me Crusty Velour for nothing

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

They don't call me Crusty Velour for nothing

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[hotwords229_A]

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Back to my point about hotel pillows

 

[BlondeAmbition4RP]

They don't call me Crusty Velour for nothing

Haha! Sounds like a very 'interesting' Bond name.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Haha! Sounds like a very 'interesting' Bond name.

"The Man with the Golden Couch"

 

[lurkingguy1978]

"The Man with the Golden Couch"

I read that "Man with the Golden Cooch", and was confused for a hot second...

 

[hotwords229_A]

I read that "Man with the Golden Cooch", and was confused for a hot second...

No, that's his sidekick's name

 

[standard1]

Um... well....


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no, no, no. that’s just fucking wrong. and it burns.

 

[Beardpositive77]

no, no, no. that’s just fucking wrong. and it burns.

I'll second that. Dick burns are not fun.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I'll second that. Dick burns are not fun.

Dick Burns = Worst Porn Name Ever!

 

[Beardpositive77]

Dick Burns = Worst Porn Name Ever!

Dick Burns and Itchy Clit in the new feature film What Goes Around Comes Around.

 

[Ask For More]

Good afternoon!

 

[dadbod4u]

Breakfast is on me today, ladies.

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[PrettyLilPussy19]

Good afternoon!

Excellent!!

Breakfast is on me today, ladies.

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Nice! Ill stay in bed then?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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[BlondeAmbition4RP]

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