The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX : So Stupid

[butters]

I'd want that cow. Granted I don't think I'd want the cow patties. But ya know.

if it gives coffee, maybe the patties could be mega cookies...

so wrong, i know, but the heart wants what the heart wants

 

[Aglaopheme]

*nods*

that'll larn yer

may the time pass swiftly, no dramas

you have a holy cow that gives coffee?

that's amazing and where can H get one?

Everything is out of whack including my schedule at home with the fella gone. Little miss munchkin is filling up the top of her list with schools out there. I think it would be a great experience for her, but I would also like her to be closer to family. So far I e close to home is tied for first.

 

[adrina]

if it gives coffee, maybe the patties could be mega cookies...

so wrong, i know, but the heart wants what the heart wants

That reminds me of the unicorn poop ice cream. I think it's ice cream. There are just certain bridges that should not be crossed.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Coffee.

Holy cow.

Coffee sounds really good. However, staying up too late does not.

 

[adrina]

I slept poorly last night and I don't want to doze off mid evening. So coffee it is.

 

[butters]

That reminds me of the unicorn poop ice cream. I think it's ice cream. There are just certain bridges that should not be crossed.

arse bridges

 

[Aglaopheme]

That reminds me of the unicorn poop ice cream. I think it's ice cream. There are just certain bridges that should not be crossed.

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[butters]

Everything is out of whack including my schedule at home with the fella gone. Little miss munchkin is filling up the top of her list with schools out there. I think it would be a great experience for her, but I would also like her to be closer to family. So far I e close to home is tied for first.

it'll all come out in the wash

 

[Wings]

This orgy better live up to the hype.

 

[notfeasance]

i had a 5 hour stint outside clearing out years and years worth of accumulated dirt-dobber mud blobs, rat droppings, wren nests, and junk from the shelves running the width of the second double garage. stuff in there from the 70's! these are BIG shelves, deep as well. unfortunately, where we feed the dogs & chickens out back of the garage and the outdoors cats in it, we have to keep on top of the rat population as they help themselves. mostly we might just see the odd one, but lately they've been breeding and i've been having to lay traps. guess that's farm living for you. dirty job, but i feel satisfied now it's done and i'm all peachy clean again.

I can see why the Blurt is important to you.

 

[adrina]

arse bridges

She crossed it:

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There are certain things one can not unsee. I think this qualifies.

 

[adrina]

I came, I saw, I nachoed.

 

[notfeasance]

I came, I saw, I nachoed.

You’re wearing the shirt.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I came, I saw, I nachoed.

Did you bring a doggie bag for the mutt? It’s starting to get cranky.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Orgy?

 

[adrina]

Did you bring a doggie bag for the mutt? It’s starting to get cranky.

Nah. He hasn't behaved well enough to earn a treat.

 

[von_Bismarck]

I came.

That's better.

 

[notfeasance]

That's better.

You should rent a car and go take her to dinner.

Before you’re too old to drive.

Better than watching you rubbing yourself.

 

[von_Bismarck]

I acknowledge you, lace.

 

[notfeasance]

Have her wear the ones her mother laid out for her.

 

[Que]

speaking as someone who has proofread and missed things, there's never anything wrong with proofreading 2 or 3 times.

I proof nothing. Why take that joy from Luk1?

You notice he didn't catch that? He uses Firefox so he just looks as for the little squiggly red lines.

That's a pretty funny one though I've never had it make that particular error. The reason I always voice to text that phrase is because I don't know how to spell Mandy Patinkin without bloody* Android figure that out for me..

*sometimes, I think the good folks in Mountain View are just fucking with me. In the example above I said without letting Android figure that out for me.

 

[LukNotLuke]

I proof nothing. Why take that joy from Luk1?

You notice he didn't catch that? He uses Firefox so he just looks as for the little squiggly red lines.

That's a pretty funny one though I've never had it make that particular error. The reason I always voice to text that phrase is because I don't know how to spell Mandy Patinkin without bloody* Android figure that out for me..

*sometimes, I think the good folks in Mountain View are just fucking with me. In the example above I said without letting Android figure that out for me.

Luk, Luk, Luk!

Sorry, Tweak. Luk uses Brave.

 

[adrina]

Who let little lancey out of his cage? Just because he has made himself our little blurt pet doesn't mean he gets to pee all over the carpet.

 

[notfeasance]

Who let little lancey out of his cage? Just because he has made himself our little blurt pet doesn't mean he gets to pee all over the carpet.

That’s a pretty good set of mood swings in 24 hours.

 

[adrina]

Heel little lancey.

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