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If only I hadn’t just been shopping for undies...

I suggest taking them off - that’s what I may be doing as soon as I’m home...

I shall sit naked in front of the fan and try to forget we now have Boris as our leader (tbh - not that I thought Hunt any better...)

A Boris Moggie hormonium should be enough to fuse any attempt to cool us down. As for cunty mccunt face, his smarmy career is in tatters, thankfully
 
If only I hadn’t just been shopping for undies...

I suggest taking them off - that’s what I may be doing as soon as I’m home...

I shall sit naked in front of the fan and try to forget we now have Boris as our leader (tbh - not that I thought Hunt any better...)
Just like the Pidgeon sisters
 
I have never tried sugar in green tea...

Morning Londoners and non Londoners... how are people coping with the heat?

Well, still on my way in and my fashionably oversized sunglasses are already sliding off my nose. I’m testing the limits of my office dress code in a pair of white Birkenstock’s. ( because it was blister central yesterday)

Anyway off to keep London safe. ( which is a lie because I’m actually off for coffee with my last boss who I have a tiny crush on ..... and I’m an office bitch anyway. I don’t protect shit! )
 
Well, still on my way in and my fashionably oversized sunglasses are already sliding off my nose. I’m testing the limits of my office dress code in a pair of white Birkenstock’s. ( because it was blister central yesterday)

Anyway off to keep London safe. ( which is a lie because I’m actually off for coffee with my last boss who I have a tiny crush on ..... and I’m an office bitch anyway. I don’t protect shit! )

Enjoy coffee with the crush... behave yourself... or don’t and tell us all about it :cattail:
 
I have never tried sugar in green tea...

Morning Londoners and non Londoners... how are people coping with the heat?

Badly, trying to sleep during the day is almost impossible. The only plus side is working in a windowless, airconed office at night.

On the plus side, last night shift tonight before two weeks off and a lads day/night in sheffield
 
Have advised employer that they should hire a proctologist.... so that, if they followed my instructions, they can recover my job and advertise it

I am now going into the garden to read

I will confess that I had to google proctologist... well done you, a man of substance :heart:

Life is too short to do things that don’t make us happy, xx

Badly, trying to sleep during the day is almost impossible. The only plus side is working in a windowless, airconed office at night.

On the plus side, last night shift tonight before two weeks off and a lads day/night in sheffield

If it makes you feel any better, trying to sleep at night at the mo also feels like an impossible task... I could have done with someone to hose me down with cold water this morning...

Enjoy your time off lovely, x
 
Badly, trying to sleep during the day is almost impossible. The only plus side is working in a windowless, airconed office at night.

On the plus side, last night shift tonight before two weeks off and a lads day/night in sheffield

Should have been here at the weekend.

Kelham Island is well worth it. That is, if you don’t know Sheffield well!
 
I just checked weather for tomorrow ... bloody thirty-three here tomorrow.

Allia: I’m trying to not think about the cunt at the moment.
 
Thanks for the heads up! It’s all over my Twitter feed. The phrase bunglecunt springs to mind.
 
Thanks for the heads up! It’s all over my Twitter feed. The phrase bunglecunt springs to mind.

To be fair I wasn’t keen on Hunt either... bungling Boris or Hunt who wants to erode my reproductive rights... Hobson’s choice...

The question is what happens now... he isn’t likely to keep his majority for long...
 
To be fair I wasn’t keen on Hunt either... bungling Boris or Hunt who wants to erode my reproductive rights... Hobson’s choice...

The question is what happens now... he isn’t likely to keep his majority for long...

Moggie is leader of Da House, Gove chancellor of the dicky of Lancaster, 99 days then kapow!.
 
Should have been here at the weekend.

Kelham Island is well worth it. That is, if you don’t know Sheffield well!

We are going to be in the Division Street area I think

AP, that was a disturbing video. Kudos to whoever put it together.

Night shifts done, now to try and rebalance body clock and sleep deficit.
 
David Mellor popped up on my twitter feed...

I figured since I can’t unsee this shit - you shouldn’t either :D

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Wtf has happened to him? Answers on a postcard...
 
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Wouldn’t it be horrific to see Mellor and Fabricant Together?!

Come on! That shit has got to be a wig. Oh. God. I can’t unsee it.
 
We are going to be in the Division Street area I think

AP, that was a disturbing video. Kudos to whoever put it together.

Night shifts done, now to try and rebalance body clock and sleep deficit.

Enjoy your time off, x
 
Wouldn’t it be horrific to see Mellor and Fabricant Together?!

Come on! That shit has got to be a wig. Oh. God. I can’t unsee it.

Sorry not sorry... :D

It distracts a little from the story... do you think it was deliberate? Maybe that’s the Russian advice... how to stop people talking about Bojo - bamboozle the people with what the fuck is going on with Mellor...
 
Sorry not sorry... :D

It distracts a little from the story... do you think it was deliberate? Maybe that’s the Russian advice... how to stop people talking about Bojo - bamboozle the people with what the fuck is going on with Mellor...

I’m sure the Daily Fail will be all over that!
 
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