Alternate Blurting II: Bandito

[CandiCame]

I'm not gonna sleep tonight. I can't do it. I've tried to lay down and I just... it's not gonna happen and I got shit to do at 9 so I gotta get up here in less than 4 hours so I guess I'm just gonna do an all-nighter. It's too late to take anything.

 

[Saint Peter]

https://i.ibb.co/crMJGNy/File-Jul-14-3-03-16-PM.png

#Accurate

!!!

This is fucking awesome.

 

[CleanScrota]

Well I can honestly say he's as ugly as his av. Cant draw a proper set of balls much less grow some.

A lot of jealousy amongst the bored.

Ahahahahaha

 

[Saint Peter]

Smith Enterprises in NC will fix you up. They have a sweet deal on a tractor/loader/hoe/trailer package right now.

One and done. I am sure they have found a slice of the market that just wants to pay, hook up the trailer, and head on down the road.

A traditional backhoe is needed for the first projects but will be too large later on. If I rent it I get newer equipment and pay the price. If I find a used one I have to deal with selling it when the job is over.

One way or the other the dirt is move.

 

[Debbie]

dear kitty mama,

can I please request an add member to your asshole list option?

thank you

 

[CleanScrota]

“Kitty mama’s asshole list”

I’m dizzy with yearning to see it.

 

[Lorilei]

Tom Hanks??!

No way! Tom Hanks is a national treasure.

I'm gonna be tacky as shit about it.

I'm warning everybody now. It's gonna be in POOR taste.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/1288a6e5caa358cc603ad03ef07a88b4/tenor.gif?itemid=12296919

https://media1.tenor.com/images/4c2ac5a5f0e382879f8e753d26ad2f06/tenor.gif?itemid=8395868

My tribe.

 

[thør]

One and done. I am sure they have found a slice of the market that just wants to pay, hook up the trailer, and head on down the road.

A traditional backhoe is needed for the first projects but will be too large later on. If I rent it I get newer equipment and pay the price. If I find a used one I have to deal with selling it when the job is over.

One way or the other the dirt is move.

A #2 will do the job, but you'll need a lot of time.

 

[raindancer]

Come to NC and I will hook you up.

Hubba hubba!

 

[internecine]

A study in Hypocrisy

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/25/83/0c/25830c27ed5ed63abae38d76795ae733.jpg

#DefinitionOfRealLove

 

[internecine]

Thread made to mitigate American racism followed by deliberate racism in thread title

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://i.ibb.co/hWPWvgY/Screen-Shot-2019-07-16-at-2-23-57-PM.png
uninteresting and ultimately forgettable bullshit cipher striving for biting commentary using avatars of other members

 

[CleanScrota]

https://i.ibb.co/hWPWvgY/Screen-Shot-2019-07-16-at-2-23-57-PM.png
uninteresting and ultimately forgettable bullshit cipher striving for biting commentary using avatars of other members

I disagree. The User Pics are entertaining and useful.

You're just jealous at the originality.

Show us more pics of the greasy food you inhale and shut up you fat, bald, idiot.

 

[adrina]

https://i.ibb.co/hWPWvgY/Screen-Shot-2019-07-16-at-2-23-57-PM.png
uninteresting and ultimately forgettable bullshit cipher striving for biting commentary using avatars of other members

They need to scream a little louder. There's still kids on their lawn.

 

[RocketLauncher]

https://i.ibb.co/hWPWvgY/Screen-Shot-2019-07-16-at-2-23-57-PM.png
uninteresting and ultimately forgettable bullshit cipher striving for biting commentary using avatars of other members

Guilty as charged.
In my defense they weren't originals. I'm sorry. :caning:

 

[RocketLauncher]

They need to scream a little louder. There's still kids on their lawn.

I said I was sorry!

 

[Luk]

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/25/83/0c/25830c27ed5ed63abae38d76795ae733.jpg

#DefinitionOfRealLove

You're right about it getting better throughout the season. They played it out perfectly. The actors were chosen beautifully for their roles.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I disagree. The User Pics are entertaining and useful.

To shitty sociopathic stalker schmucks like you, of course you think it's entertaining and useful. That's your masturbation paradise! But you can't do it anymore like you used to cuz you know you'll get

https://media0.giphy.com/media/Bq5I5es9RMbEe3V7ER/giphy.gif

again and I know that shit is eating you up inside, Rapeboi.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxpj6grFIe1qcaomb.gif

You're just jealous at the originality.

Pfft! That nimrod's schtick is about as original as your last five banned usernames.

Show us more pics of the greasy food you inhale and shut up you fat, bald, idiot.

https://i.ibb.co/KjCGn5p/File-Jul-13-10-58-48-AM.png

PIC 1.) Little Laced Lance talking shit online.

PIC 2.) Little Laced Lance talking shit in public.

Best stay online where it's safe, Little Big Man.

https://media1.giphy.com/media/10JhviFuU2gWD6/giphy.gif

by the way, Villechaize...that last comma you used after "bald" was superfluous. Up your punctuation game, bitch!

 

[Hal9000_]

shitty sociopathic stalker schmucks

Sums it up nicely.

 

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[Material prohibited per our forum guidelines.] - Last Warning Already Given

 

[HarryHill]

Mower is down again, blew a belt. cocktails on the front porch.

 

[adrina]

Today was a weird day. A bit off kilter.

 

[Lancedalot]

Mower is down again, blew a belt. cocktails on the front porch.

butters' dentures out getting sharpened again?

 

[RocketLauncher]

The "Brand New and Improved" Incest Thread!

Ha! He changed the hair colour so you can't find it plastered all over Google images. Tee hee.