Alternate Blurting II: Bandito

[Go_Fuck_Yourself]

http://images2.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED46/526e83a858cd6.jpeg

 

[Luk]

ha, someone just let me know m'ann has started a thread in my name asking if i deserve a shot at happiness seems i do, since i've got it right here, right now, married and living with my dearest man.

guess i'm on his (m'ann's) mind quite a bit.

can someone please scrape my skin clean now? i feel contaminated by the thought.

He'll never achieve anything that resembles happiness.

 

[Saint Peter]

I'm at one of those sex toy parties, so my dip became Eat My Taco dip.

Do the wares include any 316L asshooks made in America with love?

 

[Luk]

Do the wares include any 316L asshooks made in America with love?

What do you dip that with?

 

[Go_Fuck_Yourself]

https://pics.me.me/not-what-i-ordered-also-not-returning-32959650.png

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

Do the wares include any 316L asshooks made in America with love?

Nothing made with TLC. Such a shame.

 

[HarryHill]

I'm at one of those sex toy parties, so my dip became Eat My Taco dip.

..
Ai Mami!

 

[HarryHill]

mayo, like ketchup, goes on everything

..
No, no it does not.

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

https://i.imgur.com/pApimvC.jpg

 

[Saint Peter]

What do you dip that with?

I dip with patience and determination.

 

[Saint Peter]

Nothing made with TLC. Such a shame.

So sad.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://i.ibb.co/crMJGNy/File-Jul-14-3-03-16-PM.png

#Accurate

 

[CleanScrota]

“Get back to where you once belonged.....ooooooo”

That new Trump 2020 ad with Paul McCartney is breathtaking.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://i.ibb.co/C9BqYQY/File-Jul-14-7-44-56-PM.png

 

[butters]

I dip with patience and determination.

that's erotica. uh huh

https://i.ibb.co/C9BqYQY/File-Jul-14-7-44-56-PM.png

oh yes

 

[CleanScrota]

Where's today's Calorie Count, Butters?

 

[butters]

sleepy puppy falls asleep on baby

 

[CleanScrota]

Hahahahaha

 

[Lorilei]

I'm honestly looking forward to him being dead.

 

[butters]

I'm honestly looking forward to him being dead.

just remember this, too, shall pass

 

[HarryHill]

Well I can honestly say he's as ugly as his av. Cant draw a proper set of balls much less grow some.

 

[Bacigalupo]

I'm honestly looking forward to him being dead.

Tom Hanks??!

 

[silver gurl]

A lot of jealousy amongst the bored.

 

[CandiCame]

I'm honestly looking forward to him being dead.

I'm gonna be tacky as shit about it.

I'm warning everybody now. It's gonna be in POOR taste.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I'm honestly looking forward to him being dead.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/1288a6e5caa358cc603ad03ef07a88b4/tenor.gif?itemid=12296919

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