Alternate Blurting II: Bandito

[lovetoread]

ewww mud

 

[Saint Peter]

It will all work out.

I am sure it will.

 

[CleanScrota]

You should take his devices away before you bury him.

 

[RocketLauncher]

ah, well the watermelon was on sale in walmart... it was YUGE and only $2.50ish. been eating big slices of it but it went on forever. the blueberries, though, yes... from the garden. they looked so pretty together, the colours.
and we've a ton of peppers but none of them red so far and the recipe called for red peppers so he took off into town to try and find me some. clearly, there's some sort of national shortage since walmart didn't have ONE single red pepper. i'll get around it with orange ones and a spot of parika, maybe a sprinkle of cayenne.

last night we came in with the last of the corn, a stack more fresh tomatoes, & the first decent carrots from my mini-plot. almost all the credit for the garden's bounty's down to H. i do my bit, but his continued work into the really hot days has made a lot of difference to the bounty. he made some wicked salsa verde last night! super tasty.

dooooo. itttttttttt.

Can I come live at your house? Damn, I'm hungry now...

 

[thør]

Grill lit.

Pork steak value pack in fridge.

Just salt n pepper?

I need seasoning suggestions.

Dry brine the pork (salt it) and leave it in the fridge for a while. Then, slap some Memphis rub on it when the coals are heating up. You won't be sorry.

I keep a SWMBO approved version of the Memphis rub available at all times for pork. It's great for chops, ribs, pork shoulders, etc. That doesn't mean I use it exclusively, because I don't, but it's a good go-to.

 

[lovetoread]

 

[butters]

Can I come live at your house? Damn, I'm hungry now...

 

[thør]

Jeep meme

Was that on the test drive?

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

Food prep today. I also have to study, but I'd rather be at the beach.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Food prep today. I also have to study, but I'd rather be at the beach.

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[Aglaopheme]

Food prep today. I also have to study, but I'd rather be at the beach.

I’ll be prepping today as well. I forgot I had a brunch date set for tomorrow when I invited friends over for dinner.

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

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Textbooks and sand are a little iffy, but that isn't a bad idea. Maybe I'll just bring my flashcards.

I’ll be prepping today as well. I forgot I had a brunch date set for tomorrow when I invited friends over for dinner.

I need to do weekly stuffs and then taco dip for a party tomorrow night. I'm moving furniture in the morning. I was drafted before I was asked. Yay, sisters.

 

[Sean]

Food prep today. I also have to study, but I'd rather be at the beach.

I'm tempted to do another degree. I haven't done one in a few years.

 

[Sean]

A Saturn V launch is still one of the most impressive things human beings have ever achieved.

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

I'm tempted to do another degree. I haven't done one in a few years.

I forgot how much I love a school environment. Memorizing muscles is rough, but I'm fascinated by all the mechanics so it makes it easier to keep going.

 

[CleanScrota]

I'm tempted to do another degree. I haven't done one in a few years.

If you are considering to become a forklift operator, then one of the first things you need to do is get your forklift certification in New Jersey.

Without your forklift license, your employer will not allow you even to touch a forklift because it’s not only against the law, but it is extremely dangerous too.

 

[Sean]

If you are considering to become a forklift operator, then one of the first things you need to do is get your forklift certification in New Jersey.

Without your forklift license, your employer will not allow you even to touch a forklift because it’s not only against the law, but it is extremely dangerous too.

I can drive a forklift, Little Lance. I can drive just about anything. I'm guessing you haven't even got a car license.

 

[CleanScrota]

I can drive a forklift, Little Lance. I can drive just about anything. I'm guessing you haven't even got a car license.

You can call me Mr Clean.

You already have a New Jersey forklift ticket?

 

[Sean]

You can call me Mr Clean.

You already have a New Jersey forklift ticket?

No, but I'd pass it in my sleep. I have a class one HGV, a FLT license, bike license, advanced driving cert and a tracked vehicle license. You, however, couldn't get a manual car into first gear.

 

[Luk]

You can call me Mr Clean.

You already have a New Jersey forklift ticket?

Cade was a better terrible troll than you, lil lace. I mean, you're just a dimwit with a shitty sense of humor and too much time on your hands.

 

[CleanScrota]

No, but I'd pass it in my sleep. I have a class one HGV, a FLT license, bike license, advanced driving cert and a tracked vehicle license. You, however, couldn't get a manual car into first gear.

Until you’ve passed it, you don’t have it, right?

 

[Sean]

Until you’ve passed it, you don’t have it, right?

You wouldn't know, would you, Little Lance? You've never passed anything in your life. Hence your need to post your fantasy achievements. I'm genuinely intrigued, I've met plenty of Walters IRL but very few that are as transparently...sad.

 

[CleanScrota]

You wouldn't know, would you, Little Lance? You've never passed anything in your life. Hence your need to post your fantasy achievements. I'm genuinely intrigued, I've met plenty of Walters IRL but very few that are as transparently...sad.

I just passed gas in honor of your pist, that should count for a “sean degree” or two, oui?

 

[Sean]

I just passed gas in honor of your pist, that should count for a “sean degree” or two, oui?

Yeah, that would be about all you managed to pass. Thanks for confirming.

 

[internecine]

A Saturn V launch is still one of the most impressive things human beings have ever achieved.

Without a doubt.