Damn, she Justa did it again. Still nothing to see.

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Permit me to whine. I was trying on bathing suits (bad enough, oh trust me, bad enough) at 5pm, while making dinner, when the power went out (florida thunderstorms)

Main line, estimated restoral at 7:00. It is now 8pm. Kids tablet is dead, my phone is 11%, dinner was chips, kid wouldnt stop complaining about it being dark. It is fucking hot outside. And they no longer have an estimate on when power will be restored.

I already miss power, water, and AC. And i want some cheese with my whine, but i can't see it, because no power. I think i need wine with my whine.

Yes, i am such a snowflake abour electricity. Much longer and i am starting and connecting somerhing to the generator lol.

 

[jc1213]

Permit me to whine. I was trying on bathing suits (bad enough, oh trust me, bad enough) at 5pm, while making dinner, when the power went out (florida thunderstorms)

Main line, estimated restoral at 7:00. It is now 8pm. Kids tablet is dead, my phone is 11%, dinner was chips, kid wouldnt stop complaining about it being dark. It is fucking hot outside. And they no longer have an estimate on when power will be restored.

I already miss power, water, and AC. And i want some cheese with my whine, but i can't see it, because no power. I think i need wine with my whine.

Yes, i am such a snowflake abour electricity. Much longer and i am starting and connecting somerhing to the generator lol.

Yes, you deserve to get yourself a glass of wine. Along with it being hot, I'm assuming that it's also humid, which just means that you should drink the whole bottle. I live in a dry climate, so I can't imagine trying to deal with hot And humid without a/c

 

[EndlessNameless]

Permit me to whine. I was trying on bathing suits (bad enough, oh trust me, bad enough) at 5pm, while making dinner, when the power went out (florida thunderstorms)

Main line, estimated restoral at 7:00. It is now 8pm. Kids tablet is dead, my phone is 11%, dinner was chips, kid wouldnt stop complaining about it being dark. It is fucking hot outside. And they no longer have an estimate on when power will be restored.

I already miss power, water, and AC. And i want some cheese with my whine, but i can't see it, because no power. I think i need wine with my whine.

Yes, i am such a snowflake abour electricity. Much longer and i am starting and connecting somerhing to the generator lol.

We definitely do take modern conveniences for granted. Unfortunately they don't help me when I have to work out in the heat.

 

[thinkingofyou3000]

Ok, getting ready to step outside, this put on a bra (avoid boob sweat)

Similar angles

http://i.imgur.com/sUwJSHbm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/HBkmdbmm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Yqg48ASm.jpg

Ok. Maybe the bra didn't help enough, probably should have bought the tank a size or two larger.

I don't think it would matter what you did with that gorgeous pair of yours, they always look amazing, whether in bra or out. Would only look better in my hands or mouth!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Yes, you deserve to get yourself a glass of wine. Along with it being hot, I'm assuming that it's also humid, which just means that you should drink the whole bottle. I live in a dry climate, so I can't imagine trying to deal with hot And humid without a/c

Woohoo i have wine and power.

We definitely do take modern conveniences for granted. Unfortunately they don't help me when I have to work out in the heat.

Sorry, sucks to be you. Yeah, i am so spoiled.

I don't think it would matter what you did with that gorgeous pair of yours, they always look amazing, whether in bra or out. Would only look better in my hands or mouth!

Well thank you. There is also bouncing in your face as an option.

 

[EctoJohn]

T-shirt/tank top and panties.
My favorite outfit on a woman and you wear it well.

Yes, i am such a snowflake about electricity. Much longer and i am starting and connecting something to the generator lol.

I don't blame you.
I don't know how people lived in this state ever before electricity and/or air conditioning.

Just uncivilized.

 

[EndlessNameless]

Sorry, sucks to be you. Yeah, i am so spoiled.

You're supposed to be the one doing all the sucking!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

T-shirt/tank top and panties.
My favorite outfit on a woman and you wear it well.



I don't blame you.
I don't know how people lived in this state ever before electricity and/or air conditioning.

Just uncivilized.

Well tanks are comfy. And yeah, pioneer woman, I am not.

You're supposed to be the one doing all the sucking!

Come here and tell me that

 

[EndlessNameless]

Come here and tell me that

One these days, Justa! One of these days. *shakes cock at ya*

 

[19jimbo99]

Permit me to whine. I was trying on bathing suits (bad enough, oh trust me, bad enough) at 5pm, while making dinner, when the power went out (florida thunderstorms)

Main line, estimated restoral at 7:00. It is now 8pm. Kids tablet is dead, my phone is 11%, dinner was chips, kid wouldnt stop complaining about it being dark. It is fucking hot outside. And they no longer have an estimate on when power will be restored.

I already miss power, water, and AC. And i want some cheese with my whine, but i can't see it, because no power. I think i need wine with my whine.

Yes, i am such a snowflake abour electricity. Much longer and i am starting and connecting somerhing to the generator lol.

So I'm thinking of candles wine and a bubble bath..

 

[whistler1]

Permit me to whine. I was trying on bathing suits (bad enough, oh trust me, bad enough) at 5pm, while making dinner, when the power went out (florida thunderstorms)

Main line, estimated restoral at 7:00. It is now 8pm. Kids tablet is dead, my phone is 11%, dinner was chips, kid wouldnt stop complaining about it being dark. It is fucking hot outside. And they no longer have an estimate on when power will be restored.

I already miss power, water, and AC. And i want some cheese with my whine, but i can't see it, because no power. I think i need wine with my whine.

Yes, i am such a snowflake abour electricity. Much longer and i am starting and connecting somerhing to the generator lol.

We have definitely become accustomed to (and reliant on) modern conveniences. This reminds me of an old saying that your never miss the water until the well runs dry.

Granted, in extreme temperatures, not having electricity can be downright dangerous.

Hopefully, you made it through the night and all is not back to "normal".

 

[danno99]

Ok, getting ready to step outside, this put on a bra (avoid boob sweat)

Similar angles

http://i.imgur.com/sUwJSHbm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/HBkmdbmm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Yqg48ASm.jpg

Ok. Maybe the bra didn't help enough, probably should have bought the tank a size or two larger.

You look perfect

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

One these days, Justa! One of these days. *shakes cock at ya*

Eagerly awaiting.

So I'm thinking of candles wine and a bubble bath..

No bubble path without power here. Rednecks run on a well. So even if there is still hot water in the tank, there os no pressure to cause it to come out.

We have definitely become accustomed to (and reliant on) modern conveniences. This reminds me of an old saying that your never miss the water until the well runs dry.

Granted, in extreme temperatures, not having electricity can be downright dangerous.

Hopefully, you made it through the night and all is not back to "normal".

I am so spoiled.
It came back on shortly after I got kid to sleep, so i watched tv.

You look perfect

Thank you.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Happy Saturday. So I always post some shit on Saturday, and todays shit will be having you all help me dress.
2 years ago, I let internet moms pick my bathing suit. Well I gained weight, so I figure I will let internet dads dress me.

Question 1) which swim dress or tankini top do you like best on me?
Question 2) if a tankini, which bottom do you like best?
Question 3) if I am going to buy more, which size do you think I should try.

1st up, is the one that has gotten the most wear over the years. This is a size 8, and my go to when thinner. As you can see, it does not fit me like it did when thinner. I have a lot of boob issues, and yes I am prone to covering my thighs, thin or heavy. I am weird.
http://i.imgur.com/ZHzrZf4m.jpg

2nd size 10, and yeah only sharing for laughs. You may not pick this as your choice for me
http://i.imgur.com/PuFttx2m.jpg

3rd, another size 10. Less boob problems than the 2 before, but boob problems
http://i.imgur.com/ASvjZ4Em.jpg

4th this is an Extra Small but from a plus size store, so I figure about a 12. This is what the moms picked for me 2 years ago, but that was based on the top right picture. As you can see, it doesn’t fit the same and now has major boob problems.
http://i.imgur.com/QhXWdUOm.jpg

5th. This is a curvy Kate 32H (American would be a 32K US. Technically the measurements would be an 18 across the boobs and an 8 across the waist, but we will call it a 12. I wear more like a 36JJ UK bra now, so it feels small in the boobs and the band feels real tight. Plus I never liked it because it is thin and highlights my belly. Come on Kate, if a woman is wearing a K bra size, she would like a tummy slimming panel please.
http://i.imgur.com/Bsu76TDm.jpg

6th. This is a 14 and my general go to fat suit as you say a couple weeks ago. It is getting tight in the boobs too.
http://i.imgur.com/5vznXH1m.jpg

7th. This is a 14, I wanted to like it because it has a real bra inside, but alas, it is a real tight bra.
http://i.imgur.com/RVy3I2km.jpg

8th. This is a 16. It is suppose to be tummy slimming, which it totally isn’t. And it has no inside bra what so ever. I feel like I am wearing a nighty, and that makes me feel uncomfortable. It is really like just a dress and comes with a bikini bottom, but I can’t wear the bottom, it is too big, but I have black bottoms to wear under.
http://i.imgur.com/HJ8mUkTm.jpg

9th. This is an XL (16). I thought I would hate it, but I kind of like it. It seems to fit me longer and looser than intended but any smaller, I think I will have boob problems. My boobs don’t feel well supported, but they feel support, and unable to escape. This is too much for my kid’s friends’ birthday parties, but I think ok for on the lake with our neighbors. I care more about not giving my kid’s friends’ moms reason to dislike me more than my neighbors, and there are no young kids in my neighborhood. Just teens and adults. It is the most comfortable
http://i.imgur.com/4pCUHBJm.jpg

10th. I like this one too, another XL (16). The fit isn’t too far away from what it is supposed to look like either. The black inside lining is supposed to be tummy slimming, but it isn’t as real loose, but I am ok with that. The boobs are decently supported, not quite well supported but pretty good. This is comfortable but not quite as comfortable as the above, as the extra boob support is coming from the shoulders, but it is more comfortable than most of the others.
http://i.imgur.com/gRHkVOvm.jpg

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

11th this is an XXL (18). Is another that is supposed to be tummy slimming, but not really. It feels tight in the boobs, but it also feels like the boobies aren’t going anywhere.
http://i.imgur.com/3fZfYPem.jpg

12th is a 20. The cups are only tiny bit small but the bigger issue is it is just so loose and so much longer than it should be. Like down to my knees rather than upper mid thigh. Is also supposed to be tummy slimming, but not a chance, and my boobs feel like they are going to fall out.
http://i.imgur.com/esOjdPLm.jpg

13th, we have a European size 52, which is a US 22, but this is from china. And just for shits and giggles. Whole lot off booby problems, which you will understand on the next
http://i.imgur.com/kVVBhKqm.jpg

14th, US 3xl bikini, which would be a size 22, but again from china. Look at the bra cup, it is the size of the palm of a hand. Seriously, that is like a B cup. The average us 22 would a woman who is 5ft 4in and 270lbs. when was the last time you saw a 270lb woman of any height in a B cup besides a freakishly bulked up steroid weight lifting woman. And the bottom, for the picture, I had to clip about 3 inches just to keep it up. So the bottom is probably like a 16/18 but the top is I just don’t fucking know because I don’t know a 16/18 in a b cup either. Small boobs on a 16/18 is like a DD. Why does China so hate boobies?
http://i.imgur.com/ycKrwkzm.jpg

And finally, bottoms for tankinis
In my stash, I had a basic brief in an 8, a skirt in a medium (8-10,my main go to, but is looking tight up top), shorts in a medium (8-10), then since my skirt was looking a little small in a medium which is an 8-10, I bought a new one in a 12. I hate it, it is huge, might have been ok in an 8 lol
http://i.imgur.com/WtU05uEm.jpg

So yes, dress me. Which items do you think look best? Keep in mind I am about to turn 41, and I have a 6 year old, so around children a lot.
If I try more, which size do you think I should order? Measurement wise, my lower half would be a 10/12, medium/large. My boobs would be 22/24 (2xl, 3xl). Generally, with dresses and swimsuits and even tops, I try to split the difference, or it seems to look really baggy on me overall. Out of the pile, my 2 new favorites were the XLs 16s, and my old 14 I posted a couple weeks ago, but the American 18 feeling as slim as it did surprised me. The poor fit of the 20 and china’s 22 didn’t surprise me. I doubted I 20 would work on my frame, and I know China hates boobies.

 

[MrSilence]

I think #10. The color and pattern look great on you. Your boobs stand out, but not in the "hi my name is Steve let me shake your hand" kind of way. But on the other hand I think you're wearing too much material all over

 

[Paul1949]

9th

My favorite but probably not good when around the kiddies and other Moms, like you said.

 

[TimberRattler]

11th this is an XXL (18). Is another that is supposed to be tummy slimming, but not really. It feels tight in the boobs, but it also feels like the boobies aren’t going anywhere.
http://i.imgur.com/3fZfYPem.jpg

12th is a 20. The cups are only tiny bit small but the bigger issue is it is just so loose and so much longer than it should be. Like down to my knees rather than upper mid thigh. Is also supposed to be tummy slimming, but not a chance, and my boobs feel like they are going to fall out.
http://i.imgur.com/esOjdPLm.jpg

13th, we have a European size 52, which is a US 22, but this is from china. And just for shits and giggles. Whole lot off booby problems, which you will understand on the next
http://i.imgur.com/kVVBhKqm.jpg

14th, US 3xl bikini, which would be a size 22, but again from china. Look at the bra cup, it is the size of the palm of a hand. Seriously, that is like a B cup. The average us 22 would a woman who is 5ft 4in and 270lbs. when was the last time you saw a 270lb woman of any height in a B cup besides a freakishly bulked up steroid weight lifting woman. And the bottom, for the picture, I had to clip about 3 inches just to keep it up. So the bottom is probably like a 16/18 but the top is I just don’t fucking know because I don’t know a 16/18 in a b cup either. Small boobs on a 16/18 is like a DD. Why does China so hate boobies?
http://i.imgur.com/ycKrwkzm.jpg

And finally, bottoms for tankinis
In my stash, I had a basic brief in an 8, a skirt in a medium (8-10,my main go to, but is looking tight up top), shorts in a medium (8-10), then since my skirt was looking a little small in a medium which is an 8-10, I bought a new one in a 12. I hate it, it is huge, might have been ok in an 8 lol
http://i.imgur.com/WtU05uEm.jpg

So yes, dress me. Which items do you think look best? Keep in mind I am about to turn 41, and I have a 6 year old, so around children a lot.
If I try more, which size do you think I should order? Measurement wise, my lower half would be a 10/12, medium/large. My boobs would be 22/24 (2xl, 3xl). Generally, with dresses and swimsuits and even tops, I try to split the difference, or it seems to look really baggy on me overall. Out of the pile, my 2 new favorites were the XLs 16s, and my old 14 I posted a couple weeks ago, but the American 18 feeling as slim as it did surprised me. The poor fit of the 20 and china’s 22 didn’t surprise me. I doubted I 20 would work on my frame, and I know China hates boobies.

Time for me to scour the beaches of Bum Fuck Florida I see

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I think #10. The color and pattern look great on you. Your boobs stand out, but not in the "hi my name is Steve let me shake your hand" kind of way. But on the other hand I think you're wearing too much material all over

Thanks. Yeah i was thinking 10 with the smaller skirt or the shorts when going to public places.

My favorite but probably not good when around the kiddies and other Moms, like you said.

Thanks

I was thinking 9 maybe when I am feeling it, and my lake, when i take kid. Probably with the basic brief bottom. I might or might not run into neighbors (we share the beach) but yeah, don't much care. If i know there is a party, then switch to 10.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Time for me to scour the beaches of Bum Fuck Florida I see

Thanks, but how does that help dress me?

 

[wilderness]

10 or 11. Gotta feel contained to be comfortable and relax. But I like how you look in most.

 

[EndlessNameless]

I'll go with 1 or 9. Because us guys like to see that.

Something tells me if you ever had a breast reduction, you'd just grow it all back. Maybe you could be studied for science?

 

[Willingtoshare]

11 or 12 would look perfect on my bedroom floor...

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

5, 7 10 and 11 look great. If you're actually swimming and chasing kids and the like, pick which ever one of those is the most comfortable, and tell the haters to fuck off. Tell them Tan said fuck off if that sounds better.

The first tankini bottoms look the best with that one.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

10 or 11. Gotta feel contained to be comfortable and relax. But I like how you look in most.

Thanks. I wasn't sure if 11 looked tight.

I'll go with 1 or 9. Because us guys like to see that.

Something tells me if you ever had a breast reduction, you'd just grow it all back. Maybe you could be studied for science?

Lol, well 1, the shoulder straps are digging in as just too small in the boobs. But 9, 9 is comfortable.

And pretty good odds i would. I mean maybe if i learned moderation, but nah, so yeah. It would take years, but I think they would.


Well, i will see if any scientists want to study my tits.

11 or 12 would look perfect on my bedroom floor...

12, well i could probably go shopping and out for dinner in 12 first dinner generally comes before my outfit ends up on someone's floor.